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| 18 Jun 2014 05:11 PM |
My name is dylankha. i was a social reject that just quit my third job. i wasnt addicted to roblox, but still have love for it. my friend finally convinced me to go to a party with him at Kirk's house.
during the party, i was shy, kept to the corner, thinking of playing roblox. i thought to myself, "Roblox is love. Roblox is life." my friend took me and headed to the shack by Kirk's house. he offered me a red tablet. before i could take, he swallows it. i stare at my friend.
then suddenly, his skin starts to tear and stretch. i then see david coming outof him. i screamed as i see my friend as a pile of skin. david tells me, "i hear your mind begging for the love of roblox". he then brings me on to my knees and starts giving me the love of roblox.
the excess loves shoots out my mouth and butt. he sees me in pain and in excess ad stops. he then says, "its all over now" he disappears in a flash. i then leave the shack and rejoin the paty, being more eccentric and social than i ever was. i thank david in my mind.
Roblox is love. Roblox is life.
[SEQUELS ARE NEVER AS GOOD AS ORIGINAL. ORIGINAL IS FOREVER LOST, SORRY] |
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Varnerus
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:14 PM |
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dinamy
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:15 PM |
uhh lol?
hail the twerk teem. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:17 PM |
| I never seen the original, so I have zero opinion. |
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tom17121
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:19 PM |
| Lol the original one was about iTav and it was funny, it was the exact wording as the shrek one except instead of shrek it was david |
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:20 PM |
| @tom i think the sequel is more original, but my original story was funnier. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:29 PM |
| original was more popular as well. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:30 PM |
LOL
♜ For all your pharmaceutical needs |
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:31 PM |
| @allocated i spammed this on usa wall, but its probably gone |
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| 18 Jun 2014 06:14 PM |
| Dylan, ignore it...He's trying to get a reaction out of you. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 10:06 PM |
@dylan its you alright. i totally see you as anti-social, although you arent addicted to this game like itavern.
@itav ho away, i already tormented you. i have yet to make part 3 of your friends in nypd. |
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| 23 Jul 2014 12:48 PM |
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