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| 18 Jun 2014 04:19 PM |
-The Vod-katovian Empire- Ruled by Vod-katus ----------------------------- -General Overview
The Vod-katovian Empire arose from the ruins of the Vaktovian Empire due to a severe dr-unk attack. The remaining survivors set up a a new government and system, elected a new leader, and formed the Vod-katovian Empire.
-Uniforms
Vod-katovians are to be in uniforms when they are on duty. Each different rank gets a different uniform. Low ranks are to wear an undershirt, boxers, and have a hairy chest. Middle ranks are to wear bottles. High ranks are to wear a suit in order to look like a Russian Millionaire.
-Behavior
Each rank should behave a certain. Low ranks should respect their superiors. They must always be in uniform when on-duty. Middle and High ranks should act as role models to Lower ranks. They must always be dr-unk to show what a true Vod-katovian is to act. They also must have their bottles out at all times. Every member is to act dr-unk by either spinning around in random loops, or to send a picture of yourself dr-unk.
-Weapons
Vod-katovians have a variety of weapons. They would be:
-Flaming bottle -Full bottle -Broken bottle -Extended sword bottle -Bottle guns (rifles,pistols,RPGS) -Bottle ninja stars
-Punishments
If Vod-katovians are caught acting inappropriately, they would have one of the following punishments.
-Warning -Bottle taken away for 1 day -Bottle taken away for 3 days -Bottle taken away for a week + Demotion -Bottle taken away for one month + Demotion -Bottle taken away forever + Exiled
-Trainings
Middle ranks+ can host trainings. Each training should last an hour, and should convey the message of the Vod-katovian Empire. If trainings are found to be executed wrong, then the trainer will be warned or have their bottle taken.
-Promotions
In order to be promoted, attend a training. Then take a picture of you dr-unk and send it to the trainer. He will evaluate how dr-unk you are and place you in an appropriate rank. The more dr-unk you are, the higher your rank will be.
-Ranks
Poor Russian [LR] Russian [LR] Slightly Dr-unk Russian [LR] Dr-unk Russian [LR] Really Dr-unk Russian [MR] Totally Dr-unk Russian [MR] Absolutely Dr-unk Russian [MR] Severely Dr-unk Russian [MR] Slightly Al-coholic Russian [HR] Al-coholic Russian [HR] Really Al-coholic Russian [HR] Totally Al-coholic Russian [HR] Severely Al-coholic Russian [HC] Al-coholic Leader [HC]
GLORY TO VOD-KATOVIA!
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Valkairox
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| 18 Jun 2014 04:24 PM |
At first I was like "Seriously?" Than I read it and died, hard. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 04:25 PM |
Where do I sign up?
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Valkairox
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| 18 Jun 2014 04:37 PM |
| Every time I remember this ad, I fall out of my chair. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 04:42 PM |
| When I found this I laughed so hard |
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| 18 Jun 2014 04:53 PM |
| Thank you bladed. I feel better now! |
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:09 PM |
| This is kind of cheesy. You tried too hard. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:11 PM |
| It only took me 2 minutes to come up with this, followed by 5 to write it. |
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Zalkairox
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| 18 Jun 2014 05:13 PM |
| I fell out of my chair after reading this.. |
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| 19 Jun 2014 01:49 PM |
| Funniest thing I've ever seen. |
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