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-The Vod-katovian Empire-
Ruled by Vod-katus
-----------------------------
-General Overview

The Vod-katovian Empire arose from the ruins of the Vaktovian Empire due to a severe dr-unk attack. The remaining survivors set up a a new government and system, elected a new leader, and formed the Vod-katovian Empire.

-Uniforms

Vod-katovians are to be in uniforms when they are on duty. Each different rank gets a different uniform. Low ranks are to wear an undershirt, boxers, and have a hairy chest. Middle ranks are to wear bottles. High ranks are to wear a suit in order to look like a Russian Millionaire.

-Behavior

Each rank should behave a certain. Low ranks should respect their superiors. They must always be in uniform when on-duty. Middle and High ranks should act as role models to Lower ranks. They must always be dr-unk to show what a true Vod-katovian is to act. They also must have their bottles out at all times. Every member is to act dr-unk by either spinning around in random loops, or to send a picture of yourself dr-unk.

-Weapons

Vod-katovians have a variety of weapons. They would be:

-Flaming bottle
-Full bottle
-Broken bottle
-Extended sword bottle
-Bottle guns (rifles,pistols,RPGS)
-Bottle ninja stars

-Punishments

If Vod-katovians are caught acting inappropriately, they would have one of the following punishments.

-Warning
-Bottle taken away for 1 day
-Bottle taken away for 3 days
-Bottle taken away for a week + Demotion
-Bottle taken away for one month + Demotion
-Bottle taken away forever + Exiled

-Trainings

Middle ranks+ can host trainings. Each training should last an hour, and should convey the message of the Vod-katovian Empire. If trainings are found to be executed wrong, then the trainer will be warned or have their bottle taken.

-Promotions

In order to be promoted, attend a training. Then take a picture of you dr-unk and send it to the trainer. He will evaluate how dr-unk you are and place you in an appropriate rank. The more dr-unk you are, the higher your rank will be.

-Ranks

Poor Russian [LR]
Russian [LR]
Slightly Dr-unk Russian [LR]
Dr-unk Russian [LR]
Really Dr-unk Russian [MR]
Totally Dr-unk Russian [MR]
Absolutely Dr-unk Russian [MR]
Severely Dr-unk Russian [MR]
Slightly Al-coholic Russian [HR]
Al-coholic Russian [HR]
Really Al-coholic Russian [HR]
Totally Al-coholic Russian [HR]
Severely Al-coholic Russian [HC]
Al-coholic Leader [HC]

GLORY TO VOD-KATOVIA!
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