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| 18 Jun 2014 01:49 AM |
WARNING: IF YOU HAVE A HEART CONDITION DO NOT READ THIS. YOU WILL DROP THE FLOOR, FLOPPING LIKE A FISH, WHILE CLENCHING YOUR HEART SEEING AS YOU ARE HAVING A HEART ATTACK. ALSO: IF YOU HAVE A SENSITIVE BUTT DO NOT READ THIS; THE BRICK YOU POOP WILL BE PAINFUL. A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT |
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| 18 Jun 2014 01:49 AM |
wow
my parents just died reading this
rude
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| 18 Jun 2014 01:51 AM |
| Not as scary as ᖷuɔʞinq ʜɘɿ ɿiǫʜƚ in ƚʜɘ quƨƨy. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 01:54 AM |
omg
You probably won't read this because it is my signature, and it is actually quite long for a signature. However, due to its length, the chances of you reading this signature have risen quite a bit, therefore, hello. |
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