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NightMare13 is not online. NightMare13
Joined: 22 May 2008
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17 Jun 2014 11:26 PM
What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.

Why did the cook get arrested? He got caught beating an egg.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

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Xylophilus is not online. Xylophilus
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17 Jun 2014 11:27 PM
Very punny
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parkerlewis12 is not online. parkerlewis12
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Total Posts: 1941
17 Jun 2014 11:32 PM
What did the first ocean say to the other?
Nothing, he just waved.
Then the first ocean, said, what smells so fishy?
And the second ocean, finally said, maybe it's because were flowing right past whales!

and then the fire nation attacked
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Shortstorywriter is not online. Shortstorywriter
Joined: 03 May 2013
Total Posts: 3023
17 Jun 2014 11:33 PM
Why did Jenny fall off the swing?

She had no arms?

Knock knock?
"Who's there?"
Not Jenny!
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NightMare13 is not online. NightMare13
Joined: 22 May 2008
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17 Jun 2014 11:39 PM
More jokes. :D
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Shortstorywriter is not online. Shortstorywriter
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17 Jun 2014 11:40 PM
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your porch?

Matt.

What do you call him in a pool?

Bob.

What do you call him when the pool is boiling?

Stew.

What do you call him when he's in a hospital bed?

Names.
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xRageBullx is not online. xRageBullx
Joined: 12 Aug 2012
Total Posts: 1780
17 Jun 2014 11:41 PM
Knock knock
Whose there
no one
no one who
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NightMare13 is not online. NightMare13
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18 Jun 2014 12:03 AM
No one who?
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deltav is not online. deltav
Joined: 01 Jan 2008
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18 Jun 2014 12:03 AM
no one else but you
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Strikeout8 is not online. Strikeout8
Joined: 02 Jul 2008
Total Posts: 13916
18 Jun 2014 12:06 AM
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?"

The horse, incapable of understanding human speech, craps on the floor and then leaves.

10/10 Would copy this post -IGN
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NightMare13 is not online. NightMare13
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18 Jun 2014 12:21 AM
I've never heard that one before lol
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Darknights4321 is not online. Darknights4321
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18 Jun 2014 12:22 AM
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? So he meet JACK. HA!
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NightMare13 is not online. NightMare13
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18 Jun 2014 01:39 AM
More jokes
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theblablybla is not online. theblablybla
Joined: 03 Jul 2009
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18 Jun 2014 01:42 AM
whats worse that 10 dead babies nailed to 1 tree?







1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees
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FootballFan1444 is not online. FootballFan1444
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18 Jun 2014 01:44 AM
What's black, white and red all over?

A man amputating his frostbite infected finger.
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Jman88s is not online. Jman88s
Joined: 11 Dec 2011
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18 Jun 2014 01:45 AM
knock knock
whos there
you
you who?
youwhooooooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


~Jman88s
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skunkyycat is not online. skunkyycat
Joined: 03 Oct 2013
Total Posts: 4263
18 Jun 2014 01:47 AM
knock knock
whos there
doctor
doctor who

why are cows so famous
because they're out-standing in their field
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FootballFan1444 is not online. FootballFan1444
Joined: 16 Jun 2014
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18 Jun 2014 01:48 AM
What do you a call a man who can't speak?

Nothing you shouldn't make names up about people.
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NightMare13 is not online. NightMare13
Joined: 22 May 2008
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18 Jun 2014 01:55 AM
That dead baby joke is horrible.
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ScaryPiotrek is not online. ScaryPiotrek
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18 Jun 2014 01:57 AM
budum tsssss
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