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| 17 Jun 2014 11:26 PM |
What did the hat say to the other hat? You stay here. I'll go on ahead.
Why did the cook get arrested? He got caught beating an egg.
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.
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| 17 Jun 2014 11:32 PM |
What did the first ocean say to the other? Nothing, he just waved. Then the first ocean, said, what smells so fishy? And the second ocean, finally said, maybe it's because were flowing right past whales!
and then the fire nation attacked |
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| 17 Jun 2014 11:33 PM |
Why did Jenny fall off the swing?
She had no arms?
Knock knock? "Who's there?" Not Jenny! |
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| 17 Jun 2014 11:40 PM |
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your porch?
Matt.
What do you call him in a pool?
Bob.
What do you call him when the pool is boiling?
Stew.
What do you call him when he's in a hospital bed?
Names. |
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| 17 Jun 2014 11:41 PM |
Knock knock Whose there no one no one who |
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| 18 Jun 2014 12:06 AM |
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?"
The horse, incapable of understanding human speech, craps on the floor and then leaves.
10/10 Would copy this post -IGN |
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| 18 Jun 2014 12:21 AM |
| I've never heard that one before lol |
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| 18 Jun 2014 12:22 AM |
Why did the pumpkin cross the road? So he meet JACK. HA!
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| 18 Jun 2014 01:42 AM |
whats worse that 10 dead babies nailed to 1 tree?
1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees |
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| 18 Jun 2014 01:44 AM |
What's black, white and red all over?
A man amputating his frostbite infected finger. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 01:45 AM |
knock knock whos there you you who? youwhooooooooo HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
~Jman88s |
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| 18 Jun 2014 01:47 AM |
knock knock whos there doctor doctor who
why are cows so famous because they're out-standing in their field |
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| 18 Jun 2014 01:48 AM |
What do you a call a man who can't speak?
Nothing you shouldn't make names up about people. |
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| 18 Jun 2014 01:55 AM |
| That dead baby joke is horrible. |
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