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| 17 Jun 2014 02:18 PM |
He doesn't have school. I did. So I came home and he was watching TV. I walked upstairs, and then I heard some quiet breathing coming from his room. It was the lady friend! Sleeping in his bed! I decide to play a prank on her. Wearing the bear minimum of clothes, (Tshirt and shorts) I carefully snuck into the bed with her. She hugged me and started mumbling. I said, "Uh... What are you doing in my bed?" She opened her eyes and screamed. It was hilarious. Anyways, bro comes up and we sort things out. I tell her that I lied about it being my bed. Good fun.
TL;DR sneak into bed with bro's lady pal, everyone laughs.
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:19 PM |
| ohohoho could have done more under the blanket |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:21 PM |
@hacker You even skipped over the TL;DR Maximum lazy achieved |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:21 PM |
| ...So, your brother had a girl over, and he just left her up there while he went and watched TV? |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:22 PM |
@Randomnessu Well, she was probably tired From activities You know Monopoly and board games My bro's a big board game collector |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:23 PM |
i wish i had a brother
ahhh i'll do that with my roommate once i get into college ;-)
pls |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:23 PM |
@OP Still, even if she was tired from their, uh, "activities," he should've laid down with her. Ru~de. |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:24 PM |
@Catzilla99 The trick is to accept the embrace for comedic effect I think next time, I'll just tell her that I want to play cards
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:25 PM |
@Randomnessu Yea, but maybe he just didn't feel like napping Sometimes I don't feel like napping
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:25 PM |
i wish i had a lady friend
oh wait, thats right, nobody loves me |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:26 PM |
you are a genius
of course this could have all been avoided if you said "pretty please naruto-san" |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:26 PM |
| ohohoho could have done more under the blanket x2 |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:28 PM |
@dev @segar What? No, that's gross. She's my cousin! |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:30 PM |
ohohoho could have done more under the blanket [3]
one small post for oter, one giant leap for ot |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:31 PM |
@DrChowderr My bro's girl buddy is my cousin |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:32 PM |
@tuess you can still do it if your that shallow
one small post for oter, one giant leap for ot |
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| 17 Jun 2014 02:33 PM |
@DrChowderr Hmm, i guess i'll try something next time |
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