Krosskode
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| 17 Jun 2014 11:42 AM |
Step One: Make it boring, repetitive, and useless. Statistics say everyone would love these. Step Two: Add a lot of expensive In-App Purchases that are crucial to even start the game.
Step Three: Use graphics you found on Google.
Step Four: Submit it, and get rejected. If rejected, it totally means they are jealous of your amazing app, so keep spamming it in.
Step Five: Cry as no-one buys your over-priced stupid app.
Step Six: Use all above steps besides two, and add you only get to play once a day and when you start the app you get flooded by ads so you make money!
Step Seven: Realize this guide is fake. |
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Krosskode
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