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| 16 Jun 2014 02:02 PM |
So some guy is on the run for murder and I live in the woods and he's apparently within two miles and there's like 6 police helicopters
wot do I do? |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:03 PM |
| make urself useful and be bait |
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iSiggy
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:03 PM |
Go outside
Pick up a stick
Bash his head in |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:04 PM |
You should hide, or be a man and take a speakerphone and say you will offer shelter so he comes in.
And then call the cops and get a reward. |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:04 PM |
All very good ideas ima be right back. doin all those. |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:05 PM |
get a gun lock doors and windows |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:05 PM |
something similar happened a few years ago my grandmas goat tried to ram into a swat member
“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.” |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:05 PM |
put ketchup on yourself
run up with a gun/ knife
if knife then run towards police acting like a lunatic
if gun shoot at the police for warning shots |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:05 PM |
wear a big moose costume to scare him off
moose's r freaking big and terrifying
~Hohohoho Travelers I'm gonna have to take those items from you.~ Previously named Vador327 |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:07 PM |
| Go hug him and change his clothes and act like he's ur brother so the pigs don't find him |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:07 PM |
Pour ketchup over urself and lay down on the floor and don't move
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:08 PM |
but wat if he has a ketchup fetish and starts licking me |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:08 PM |
Open the door with a goat mask
Allow him in
And stare at him
Stare until your eyes bleed
Then tell him you'll be right back
And come back with ketchup on the mask |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:09 PM |
milk him to death.
~Hohohoho Travelers I'm gonna have to take those items from you.~ Previously named Vador327 |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:09 PM |
| go outside and scream something to him |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:09 PM |
ogm so much ketchup lemme get my horse head and my bb gun
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:10 PM |
| Get a box string and a teddy bear then ask herbert he'll tell you what to do with them. |
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| 16 Jun 2014 02:11 PM |
lmad the center of brilliant ideas thx guyz |
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