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| 16 Jun 2014 04:16 AM |
Here's what I got so far:
Replacement words (Find where it fits): Cat, Meow, Mew, Purr, Claw, Paws, Kitten, Fur Examples: Catastrophe > Cat-tastrophe Positively > Paws-itively Applause > A-paws Now > Nyeow/Meow Amusing > A-mew-sing Personal > Purr-sonal Out > Meowt Catapult > Cat-apult Claustrophobic > Claw-strophobic Awesome > Claw-some/Paw-some Perfect > Purr-fect Feeling > Feline Person > Purr-son All > Me-all Favorite > Fav-fur-ite Litterally > Litter-ally Because > Be-claws Santa Claus > Santa Claws Ketchup > Cat-sup Mustard > Meow-stard Cheeseburger > Cheese-purr-ger Awful > Paw-ful For > Fur Forever > Fur-ever Cause > Claws Live long and paws-purr You're a cheetah Quit lion Gotta be kitten' me right meow Meow-tain top They kicked me meowt Watch your meowth Purra-mids Your freaking me meowt
Idioms: Cat got your tongue Cat's pajamas Scaredy-cat Curiosity killed the cat The cat's out of the bag Look what the cat dragged in This kitty's got claws
MannCrate hates these puns :3
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| 16 Jun 2014 04:18 AM |
Please don't.
“Invisible things are the only realities.” ― Edgar Allan Poe |
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| 16 Jun 2014 04:18 AM |
floral
i don't usually, actually i almost don't ever mind what you post
but this is ####ing HORRIFIC
~Prosecutective Quinn/Banditwizard Kalec "hello there i'm EXTREMEKORKSCREW"~ |
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| 16 Jun 2014 04:48 AM |
| NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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| 16 Jun 2014 04:51 AM |
Cheer up guys! Paws for a moment! She's just kitten!
Viewtiful! |
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OTeh
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| 16 Jun 2014 04:55 AM |
hi op
wanna be in my asian dumplin. |
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| 16 Jun 2014 04:55 AM |
":3"
no.
pls go until you no longer feel like posting this crap on OT
~Prosecutective Quinn/Banditwizard Kalec "hello there i'm EXTREMEKORKSCREW"~ |
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| 16 Jun 2014 04:55 AM |
Woah woah, easy everyone! There's no claws for alarm here!
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| 16 Jun 2014 04:57 AM |
"Woah woah, easy everyone! There's no claws for alarm here!"
*desk slam*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1emKlA_cCk
FloralTigress, I accuse you of the most vile of crimes: creating unwanted cat puns en masse and degrading the IQ of all those who read them!
~Prosecutective Quinn/Banditwizard Kalec "hello there i'm EXTREMEKORKSCREW"~ |
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| 16 Jun 2014 04:59 AM |
i've got one:
i am a self-entitled little bugger who will constantly beg you for your attention and ruin your sleep cycle
TheBlueHydra | I am gow giong to pish in a bottem |
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| 16 Jun 2014 05:01 AM |
Kal deserves a round of aclaws for doing his job so purrfectly.
TEEHEE.
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| 16 Jun 2014 05:03 AM |
:3 [2] not sure why you guys are making such a fuss about this, i am totally feline with it |
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| 16 Jun 2014 05:05 AM |
i was thinking of a way to reference nepeta here but i can't think of anything
i do not endorse or institutionalize dakimakuras to the general public (add 25k posts to bio-battery) |
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