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| 15 Jun 2014 07:02 PM |
Start spreadin' the news, I'm leavin' today I want to be a part of it Wack Rappers, wack rappers
It's Sonic Tha God AKA Yellow Jesus AKA Pope XX AKA Sonic Tha Prince AKA Spankanator AKA Big Daddy Spankz AKA Lion's abusive step father you already know why i'm here, it's the finale, the fifth round knockout. Joe Frazier against a row of daycare kids, let's go!
Dishonorable fools: Street: Congrats on making a song called "GOAT" while remaining as boring as all possible, your skills are about as interesting as a moccasin.
Phantom/Hurricane/Split personalities/the Illuminati Brigade: im just tired of dissin' yall
Ntk: He came out for one track, i wish this fool stayed. I miss his WOATness.
Hu$h or whatever: You prolly should make it but i refuse to look for your work, like diving into a pit of snakes for a laugh. its still awful in the end.
Bedhead: that's right...there's a ro-rapper named bedhead...I'm done there
Now before the Tha Top Ten, it's a special occasion. The Wack Hall of Fame has it's first inductee.
Lionhart AKA 2 BrainCellz AKA Slayer of Good music AKA I feel Drake emotionally AKA I wish I had hair like Nicki AKA The Struggle Bar King
You worked for this, you deserve the recognition for being the wackest fool in history. Congratulations. We'll hold the funeral later.
Now for tha top ten.
#10. Jay Stephens Yeah put your real name out there, it'll make a lot easier for the angry mob to find you.
#9. Shadybrute Him and Wack rapper of the Year Keyyon got in some lame battle about who's the real "shade"...because only one of us can have that incredibly uncreative name! It's me! no me! For real, no one cares. Just struggle bar way into a minimum wage job at McDonalds and freestyle for 4.50 an hour.
#8. TIE-Kingrose and "Dr. Clutch" Since Part III it seems like rosey put his skirt down and stopped letting the roasting fk him, so he's been calm. but he's still awful and his cousin/imaginary friend is not helping. Looks like you watched Foster's Home too much as a kid.
this is what it would look like if yall battled each other: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHpw6CzprNY
#7. Indiella When you literally say your life depends on other ro-rappers, take your self out. No other way around. Steal some rope and a stool, you'll never have to pay for it.
#6. "Young Splash" Thats right, rappers are taking theme parks are their rap names. I hope this trend follows. "Lil' Idle-wild , MC Cedar HollowPointz, Yung Six Red Flagz"
Get the hell up outta here son.
#5. Master I think i hate you, i genuinely do hate your inability to put together coherent lyrics. Kinda like hearing a drooling, droopy eyed armless child attempt to rhyme. I'm expecting nothing but spit and nonsense.
#4. Enormity AKA If I use Big words maybe he'll think i'm good!! You prolly one of those dudes who google searches rhymes and just throws words together. Also i love this classic
"I'mma tear apart these tear-able terrible rappers" Get it!? Tear-able!? like Terrible!?!? Ahhh!!! I'm dope!
#3. Bullet AKA The Consistent Bum The disease that is Radix was brought on us by The Ro-Newton himself, that's right. MC Boring As Fk over here, but what i wanna know..is why did you feel need to construct your own squad, not even a squad like a Zombie Apocalypse of Brain dead ass kids with googled rap lyrics. Have you no shame?
#2. YungSavage AKA Books are Morons!! AKA the Walking Lobotomy According to this mathematical wizard, he currently makes 20k to 1 million dollars a year, and still finds time to drop awful lines on us. Gotta appreciate that. For real i dont think we could understand if autocorrect didn't come in to save us. I dont wanna have to use Google translate just to understand bars.
#1. Keyyon AKA DONT MAEK FUN OF MEH!! AKA Hip hop is for slow kids too AKA My mom thinks i'm a good rapper so you should too!!!
Last time he actually saw me rank him he dove for the tissue box and his "Nothing Was The Shame" copy and sat down for a while and rethought his life, but not his lyrics obviously. You must be trying to follow in Wayne's footsteps cause you pump out wack material like you got a sweat shop of little Chinese kids making your bootleg lines.
For real, i'd let a kid digest paint chips before i expose him to your writing. I'd rather drive down Detroit with my doors unlocked, I'd rather fk a exhaust pipe. I'd rather dive face first into a boiler, i'd rather drive two Nine Inch Nails (not the band) into my ears than hear you, but really what would be different? You the new wackest, clap clap.
Peace ya'll thats it. |
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:34 PM |
| Actually he is my cousin ill send you pics of em |
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Indiella
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:44 PM |
> When you literally say your life depends on other ro-rappers, take your self out. No other way around. Steal some rope and a stool, you'll never have to pay for it.
when the hell did I say this..... |
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:47 PM |
| you know what you said woman |
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:48 PM |
in the rap when I said "My life depends on these 5 people"????
ok but you realize............................................ that my life doesn't honestly depend on them, I'm just saying that they're my close friends. omfg LOL |
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:49 PM |
then you must be mistaken that someone cares about your friends enough to want to read about them
also keke=kekeswag assumption dudrudurhd |
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Indiella
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:50 PM |
| I never said anyone cares about my friends, I put it in there because I was shouting out to them for giving me inspiration. |
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:50 PM |
wait are they ro-rappers i dont even know i dont even know what youre saying lady
>that my life doesn't honestly depend on them, I'm just saying that they're my close friends
well people usually dont say "my life depends on you" if it doesn't, you might not even know 'em we dont really know or care |
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Indiella
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:52 PM |
> wait are they ro-rappers i dont even know i dont even know what youre saying lady
no, only 3/5 of them were. kat and tina are just other friends. |
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:52 PM |
>I was shouting out to them for giving me inspiration. oh so they're the ones responsible for your garbage |
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| 15 Jun 2014 07:55 PM |
| okay look, whether or not you like her raps or agree with them, give Indiella some props. She most definitely has BARS. She CAN rap, which is more than what I can say for half of the people commenting on this forum. |
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| 15 Jun 2014 08:00 PM |
| I agree with sonic on Indiella's part |
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| 15 Jun 2014 10:17 PM |
| Indiella some stupid white girl |
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Indiella
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| 15 Jun 2014 10:26 PM |
Lil Weenie is too amazing for this list I am the best rorapper |
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| 15 Jun 2014 10:27 PM |
| White girl say what you want you got equal rights but course all white girls like to get more mone from men know what I'm saying been GOIN saying bye to my fam and Im in Wisconsin right now but girl you my shoe shine |
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Indiella
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| 15 Jun 2014 10:38 PM |
um yeahhhhhh still not white, sorry pal. :( |
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| 15 Jun 2014 10:41 PM |
| Yeah you are you said you hate black people (racist) whites are racist so you white |
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| 15 Jun 2014 10:52 PM |
| am dope hahahhahaha ik ik I use big werds lel |
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