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| 14 Jun 2014 06:47 AM |
America. What is it? A hotbed of corruption and Farrquaadism, rotten to its innermost layer with rejection of ogreist values. It is a swamp paradise no more.
But what can it be? It can be shrekcellent, a pinacle of ogreism and an example to the world of what we can do when we pull together in a shrektacular joint effort to combat the advance of Charministic ideologies.
My friends, I do not shrekollect a time when we were in such dire need of change- and I'm not ogre-reacting! We need real reform from real reformers-fast!
Only WE can make this change happen, only we can make this shipshrek of a nation recover! But we need YOUR support!
That is why WE ask YOU to pledge your support to the New Age Ogreism Party in the next election.
Why?
Because this is OUR swamp!
-------------- What can I do? --------------
1. Raise awareness of this shrekcellent campaign. Post #Shrekcellent or #ReadyForShrek on the wall of the USA group as and when it is allowed
2. Join us and shrekcell! We are looking for shreksperienced people to join us in our quest for American dominance and paradise!
3. Vote vote vote! In opinion polls and of course the all important election!
---------------- What will we do? ----------------
We will work to remove the single largest problem facing this nation: Immigrants. We are fine with migration-we love migrants! But there is one thing we can't stand: Farquaadist and Charminist immigrants stealing our onions and failing to intogreate with Ogreist values! OUR values and YOUR values! We will offer shrekcellent social shrekucation classes to deal with this issue, as well as offering lessons on ogre-speak to all!
And of course, this is not to forget our most important policy: The regulation of onions and layer-related trade-able goods and services. For too long has the onion, a symbol of all we hold dear, been bought and sold and corrupted by the wrong people. We will offer these onions to all true ogreist servents so as to remove the market force that makes the Farquaad oppressors so desperately cling to our layers.
---------- Conclusion ----------
So here we arrive at last, my friends, at the end of our campaign speech. But remember, the campaign is never ogre!
Have great shrekspectataions my friends, for we will go far. Vote for the New Age Ogreism Party!
BECAUSE THIS IS OUR SWAMP!
-POTUS candidate Foxtralian 'Shrekmeister' -VPOTUS candidate TheTeacher7 'Donkey'
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| 14 Jun 2014 06:48 AM |
-slow clap-
lets tusl (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:05 AM |
Vektrin, would you like to be Shrekretary of State?
We will work together for a stronger shrekonomy |
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Flatflow
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:07 AM |
i can picture the shrekonomy now, every one will live in a better shrektopia
lets tusl (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:09 AM |
| a shrektopia is at our ogretips, we will build this swamp so as all our equal in their inferiority to the ogrelord |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:10 AM |
even the little onions will be equal
lets tusl (ง ͠° ͟ل͜ ͡°)ง |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:13 AM |
| For we must remember, the little may have many layers and the large may have few |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:15 AM |
| ill suprot for a job in boa :) |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:15 AM |
-slow clap- [2]
winter is coming 狼 |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:18 AM |
istole, some new guy turned up and banned anyone from joining
but when we're allowed to accept again ill let u in, seeing as you passed all the stuff
and also you can be a shrekretary of something |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:27 AM |
Support Shrek, my friends
for a swampier America is not "Far Far Away" |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:36 AM |
| did any1 else misread that as fauxtillion |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:36 AM |
| no faux, you just wish we did |
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| 14 Jun 2014 07:59 AM |
| Keep campaigning, we must shrekstend our support |
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| 14 Jun 2014 08:08 AM |
scrub sensor is alarming again u see it i can heer it its neer |
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| 14 Jun 2014 08:22 AM |
no pls b0ss
i promise i am no scrub |
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| 14 Jun 2014 08:37 AM |
Shadowblacksmith is now our Director of DIA.
The layers of our campaign build. |
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| 14 Jun 2014 08:45 AM |
mhm
-you don't need a license to drive a sandwich |
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| 14 Jun 2014 08:52 AM |
| mhm indeed friend, mhm indeed |
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