WhyTiara
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:20 PM |
texted my friend and he said:
"bring the body and throw it off the roof of the school"
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ETLion
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:22 PM |
| Your friend is going to hel... |
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wohoo1997
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:23 PM |
Your friend must be one of those Slenderman kids.
Commencing Micro Management! |
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Astrellyx
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:27 PM |
No, you test yer mum and tell her. "Alright dood, I have the body." pause "Yes, he/she is dead, you think I'm a moron?" Mum is shocked. Tell her it's yer cat.
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WhyTiara
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:29 PM |
| my cat named "Fozzy" was sitting on the glass table in the livingroom and i was making chocolate milk and i heard a thump. i noticed he fell on his side and meow'd a couple times before stop breathing. i pushed on him to revive him. he started breathing again before giving his last "meow" then dying. it probably the saddest thing i have ever seen. |
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CafeMiner
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:29 PM |
Sacrifice the blood to Satan.
~Sorry Bobby, but we gotta put him down~ |
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VoidScar
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:31 PM |
@cafe
yes this
add about 3k to my post count|Never forget OTermination Day|RIP L2Dthreads, my best namesnipe|OT's official satanist |
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GoshiDoll
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:31 PM |
Your friend's an ass.
...B-but Mr. Bialstock! I cannot function under these conditions! |
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GeekLord2
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:31 PM |
summon the cat's spirit
it will cuddle with u
I have an iPad because I look at myself while playing it. |
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iFloral
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:31 PM |
my cat because of a house fire
it had brain damage so he didnt try to save himself
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iFloral
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:33 PM |
my cat is probably on death's doorstep, he's been alive for 15 or 16 years and I've known him for 14 of those years
ɪғ ᴏɴʟʏ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ sᴏ ɢʀᴏssʟʏ ɪɴᴄᴀɴᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴛ |
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ZachHelms
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:34 PM |
To all dead cats http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kYFc5lxOeu4 |
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WhyTiara
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:35 PM |
@mikey
Your cat will die a peaceful death
i had a cat named "Lucifur" and he died on one of my favorite blankets
he was 14 yrs old |
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:37 PM |
I have a 16 y/o male Chihuahua who has Alzheimer's and can basically only eat, drink water, sleep, and pee/poop. He has to be brought up and down the steps of my house because he can't get up or down himself.
≈“it'd be a freaky sight to see a human dividing into two"-uberhaxornovafan22≈ |
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ZachHelms
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| 12 Jun 2014 08:39 PM |
when i was really little i thought cats actually had 9 lives and that my cat would outlive me because of that
ɪғ ᴏɴʟʏ ɪ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ʙᴇ sᴏ ɢʀᴏssʟʏ ɪɴᴄᴀɴᴅᴇsᴄᴇɴᴛ |
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