ermr
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| 29 Jun 2013 01:33 AM |
so i was goin to the movies with my frend and wen we wer watchin it the show stoped so the eginer went up and sed the scren was broked my fren got mad and punced him bad and dey got into fite and eginer called the cops and my fren got shot lik 50 tims but he kep goin and punched the eginer rlly hard and he fell of the podian and hit a cop and the cop shot his pistel on acident it hit a rop that was tied to a ligt at the seiling and it fell done adn kiled someone relly badly and evry1 was freokin out and the enginer was dead on the flor and my fren took of his hed and threw it at the polis and they shot his eyes so he cudnt cee anythin so he got a batleax from 1 of te meysnem stashons and cut the cops in 2 n dey died,
and than i was sittin ther watchin and the cops dat wer left found out i was his fren and got mad an desided to do a vengance killing to mak my frend mad so dey stard shotting at me an i grabed a pistell and tock down sevearl polise offisers and they freoked out and called in the swat teams and the swat teams came trhru the windows and somtims the dors but uslly windows becuz dey wer secret and shot my frend n he got mad an stole awy on of dr assult rifls and shot like 40 of them at onc and i got a smg and helped out and we kild around 200 cops so far and the mayor drove in with his duel smgs and had bodygard specops troopsrs
so we fote dem rlly gud and my frend got shot rlly bad amd wen we was walkin to the medi stashon the same cop from erlr shot him in the fac with a satult rifl he got from a dead swat slger and i was so mad i beat him to deth with a cola can an shot jis dead body and the mayor was outa ammo wit his dual smgs and throw them at me but i doged and kick his face an he fel back and he was kinda fat so he crused 2 specops trops and i kicked him rlly bad in the faical place and shot his arms a ltiel and the presidant stepd out affer i kild the mayor and said:
u kids hav misbeahved and u r sentencing to deth becus fedearal govirmand seys that u must die so i send specops and cops and swats and solgers from the miltary to kill u becuz enginer hoo was truyin to fix the scren was my brother and the mayor which u kild was my father
and so legons of swats and cops marchin with masgine guns and shotties and pistells came toward me and there were chopers with soldigrs with assult rifls and tanks and plains wer flyin arond and shotting mistles and bomb rocets at me so i shot the mistles b4 they cud expldo my faic and the chopre eckspleod and it was on fir and it fell on the presidant and he yeld for specops to come in but i shot them becaus anger was in my eyes becuz they kild my frend so i used magic to kil them and thro the battlax rite at them and they died so i runned to the arport an trid to go to anuer county to escap the new presidant hoo wante to kill me for killin his brother and i got my bags and the airpart securidy saw my guns and i got erested and put in jaule and the new presidant came in and sed
we executin u for crimes genst the evil states of american becuz i take over the nashon with evil an u get shot tommorwa at dusk and dawn
he told me evily and choped of my hand so i recplaced it with a pirate hok and cut his face bad and he cried and ran and i chased him and tard out his bely with my hok and he tovk out a magnem pistell revolvr and shot my hed an i was mad so i tore of his hed and his hed bit me and spit in my eyes so i fel backwerd crash trhu wall and off a clif an land in a boat wich tok me to a island wif strange puple beries
so i was wonderin if the puple beries r poisoneos or not
ty plz answer asaps |
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evev3
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| 29 Jun 2013 01:37 AM |
you need to put the berries in the water for a few seconds before you can eat them.
they're strange berries... |
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| 29 Jun 2013 01:38 AM |
tl;dr
aikai is back and is still best pony |
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ermr
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| 29 Jun 2013 01:39 AM |
| ev wat if the sherks ett the puple beries i dont want to risc it |
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evev3
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| 29 Jun 2013 01:40 AM |
| just a quick dip for 1-2 seconds, you'll be fine. |
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pwner195
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| 29 Jun 2013 01:41 AM |
| why don't I have friends like that |
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| 29 Jun 2013 01:43 AM |
Wow major plot twist
Honestly, 10/10 OP I loved it lol |
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| 29 Jun 2013 02:00 AM |
You stole my boat!
╔BlasterBuilder, the Nexus Race Ace and LEGO Universe rebuilder═╝ |
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| 29 Jun 2013 02:01 AM |
| Your spelling burnt my eyes |
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| 29 Jun 2013 02:27 AM |
Soo... Here's a mildly translated version for those who couldn't understand this. My eyes hurt now, so... you're welcome. :P [2:23:05 AM] BlasterBuilder: so i was going to the movies with my friend and when we were watching it, the show stopped so the engineer went up and said the screen was broken my friend got mad and punched him bad, and they got into a fight, and the engineer called the cops and my friend got shot like, 50 times, but he kept going and punched the engineer really hard, and he fell of the podium and hit a cop, and the cop shot his pistol on accident. it hit a rope that was tied to a light at the ceiling and it fell down and killed someone really badly, and everyone was freaking out, and the engineer was dead on the floor, and my friend took of his head and threw it at the police, and they shot his eyes so he couldn't see anything, so he got a battleaxe from one of the museum statues and cut the cops in two, and they died.
Than I was sitting there watching, and the cops that were left found out i was his friend, got mad, and decided to do a vengeance killing to make my friend mad, so they started shooting at me, and i grabbed a pistol and took down several police officers, and they freaked out and called in the SWAT teams and the SWAT teams came through the windows, and sometimes the doors, but usually windows because they were secret, and shot my friend, and he got mad and stole one of their assault rifles and shot, like, 40 of them at once, and i got an smg and helped out and we killed around 200 cops so far, and the mayor drove in with his duel smgs and had bodyguard spec. ops troopers with him.
So we fought them really well, and my friend got shot really bad and when we were walking to the medi-station, the same cop from earlier shot him in the face with an assault rifle he got from a dead SWAT slugger, and i was so mad i beat him to death with a Cola can and shot his dead body, and the mayor was out of ammo with his dual smgs, and he threw them at me, but i dodged and kicked his face and he fell back, and he was kinda fat, so he crushed 2 spec. ops troops, and i kicked him really bad in the facial place and shot his arms a lot, and the president stepped out after i killed the meyor and said:
you kids have misbehaved and you are sentenced to death because federal government says that you must die, so i sent spec. ops and cops and SWAT and soldiers from the military to kill you because the engineer who was trying to fix the screen was my brother, and the mayor that you killed was my father!
So legions of SWAT and cops marched in with machine guns and shotguns and pistols and came towards me, and there were choppers with soldiers with assault rifles and tanks and plains were flying around and shooting missiles and dropping bombs on me so i shot the missiles before they could explode my face, and the chopper exploded, and it was on fire, and it fell on the president, and he yelled for spec. ops to come in but i shot them because anger was in my eyes because they killed my friend so i used magic to kill them and throw the battleaxe right at them, and they died, so i ran to the airport and tried to go to another county to escape the new president who wanted to kill me for killing his brother, and i got my bags, and the airport security saw my guns, and i got arrested and put in jail and the new president came in and said
we are executing you for crimes against the evil states of america because i take over the nation with evil, and you will get shot tomorrow at dusk and dawn...
he told me that evilly and chopped of my hand, so i replaced it with a pirate hook and cut his face badly, and he cried and ran, and i chased him and ripped out his belly with my hook and he took out a magnum pistol revolver and shot my head, and i was mad, so i tore of his head, and his head bit me and spit in my eyes, so i fell backwards and crashed through a wall and off a cliff and landed in a boat that took me to an island with strange purple berries
so i was wondering if the purple berries are poisonous or not.
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ermr
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Mupapapam
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| 12 Jun 2014 07:48 AM |
| ermr your kool be my frend |
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4fb
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| 12 Jun 2014 07:56 AM |
| Shove the berries up your ear for 10-20 seconds, then they should be safe to eat. |
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Forestion
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