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NotInOurStars is not online. NotInOurStars
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05 Jun 2014 11:08 PM
Part I will be posted shortly.
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05 Jun 2014 11:19 PM
i cant wait

if you don't deliver this is for you (imgur): CvEXjhE.gif
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05 Jun 2014 11:20 PM
woah!
an interesting thread!

-Imagination-
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05 Jun 2014 11:25 PM
wow, op logged off

my gif is for you, op
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05 Jun 2014 11:32 PM
EnglishClass's Journey Through Hell

Part I: The Halfway Covenant

EnglishClass was terrified, surrounded by three beasts who threatened to destroy him. A lion, a leopard, and a she-wolf threatened to rip him apart and take his welfare checks and food stamps. He backed up only to find that at the north face of the mountain, he had no way out. But soon he was saved from his demons, outer and inner, by a poet named Qwazola. The poet thus spoke these words onto EnglishClass:

Qwazola: What were you thinking doing such a thing! To get involved with beasts is one but to get cornered!

English: Now hold on a second! THEY approached ME! And you're a friggin' wizard. So I think YOU should go first.

Qwazola: Oh English! I CAN call you English? You know not to ask the answers to questions you do not wish to know. I came to save you not because "I'm a wizard" but because I was sent here.

English: Well...I mean...Who sent you?

Qwazola: [smiling] Let's get a bite to eat

[[at McDonald's]]

English: [spinning straw in glass] So some half-rate Wench sent you to me.

Qwazola: More or less

English: Why me?

Qwazola: She tells me you have a heart of gold, but that you have strayed from it. That you seek into your own self-indulgences, and that your malicious to those around you, even when love smiles at you

English: You can thank the internet for that one

[[qwazola says nothing]]

English: And she wants you to take me through some place.

Qwazola: It's more than some place

English: Well I've been around quite a bit, so where is it.

Qwazola: [biting his lip] Um...It's quite a place to try and tackle

English: Brooklyn?

Qwazola: Hell

English: Staten Island

Both: Exactly

[[in front of the burning gates. both stand there. qwazola is smiling. english is, unsurprisingly, not]

English: How big is it?

Qwazola: Oh it never really ends. It just loops around.

English: So we'll exit here too, huh?

Qwazola: Yup. You have nine sections to get through before your soul can be redeemed

English: Good deal, we better get started.

Qwazola: Uh, uh, uh. We have to take a little...mmm...a little DETOUR first

English: Nine sections and you're adding roadside attractions? Jesus Christ.

Qwazola: Oh him? he can't hear you here.
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05 Jun 2014 11:35 PM
WRONG.

FORUM.

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05 Jun 2014 11:36 PM
100/10

now time to draw one of those lines because im bored right now
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08 Jun 2014 02:14 AM
English and Qwazola entered the gates. A small side path not more than three feet wide led to a sort of hill. It was here where English saw the horror that was Limbo. A mass of people, neither good, not bad, we're forever stranded between Heaven and Hell. Qwazola commented:

"Now do you see why a heart of gold must make its repentance?"

English nodded slowly. He then looked deeper at the half-misery when he spotted a familiar face. It could be none other than...

"Is that...legoseed?"

Qwazola laughed "Indeed it is! He was just like you! Had a heart of gold but never actually used it. Come now. We could make haste if we left!

"Alright. I feel rushed"

"This was just a detour. A precursor. You're about to see far worse"

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08 Jun 2014 02:30 AM
Part II: No Greater Love

Qwazola skipped along the fiery path.

"Now I could show you the rest of limbo. Those who were good, but did not accept The Lord. But we have little time. So I shall skip to part II. Lust"

"Are we gonna be seeing more OTers here?"

"Oh yes. Quite."

The two walked along, entering the circle slowly and with care. The streets were painted with a sticky white substance and the fires tore clothes to shreds. Qwazola leaned over to English.

"You think I got a shot with the brunette over there?"

He pointed at a wench swimming in a pool of whatever white stuff painted the streets. She was making herself a human fountain out of the stuff.

"Yeah go for it", replied English, with sarcasm heavier than the gluttons he'd be seeing later.

Qwazola left to court his maiden while English spotted another familiar face. It could be none other than Guwa. The profane, the insane, the beautiful.

"Guwa? You're in hell?" Asked English, before he realized how idiotic the question was.

"Yeah. Get a little wet in life and they hang you here to dry. Enjoying the community?"

Guwa put his hand on English's soldier and began rubbing.

"Um. What's this white stuff on the streets?" English asked with hope.

"Milk"

A sigh of relief came across English's face, which was soon removed by Guwas follow up.

"Why don't you come to my place and we can "milk" each other.

English ran to see Qwazola, who had left his wizard hat on the doorknob of a hut in the community. English waited outside, abhorring what he had seen. Men weren't punished here, they indulged. The entirety of what he was seeing was a paradise for the wicked. And it would get much worse.
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08 Jun 2014 02:52 AM
Part III: Fruit of thy labour

Qwazola emerged from the hut, releasing a strange smell into the air. Two women soon followed. Smiling at English in the most peculiar way.

"Now then", said Qwazola, "shall we get a move on?"

English was happy to oblige.

The duo travelled on the fiery path. The substance had grown thinner and thinner until it had gone. The path had grown wider and wider until they had reached the third circle. The resting place of gluttons.

"Oh my god; fat people" English said.

"I was told they were mythical" replied Qwazola.

They approached the circle which was guarded by two Golden Arches in the shape of an 'M'. Qwazola walked up to the gate and pressed a button. A voice emerged.

"Welcome to McDonald's in Hell. May I take your order?"

Qwazola answered "Hi, my friend and I are looking for some grub. Can we grab a seat?"

"Are you eternally damned by The Lord himself? Or will you have it to go?"

"We'll have a quick look inside. Doctors orders."

The two walked in.

All around Lazy Boys were pushed up against the tables. Buckets of grease were stored in the back, forever famous as the truer McDonalds secret sauce. Women with huge bosoms worked the front counter. Always present but never within reach of the scooter bound gluttons. Qwazola asked:

"You hungry?"
"We just ate. At another McDonalds, actually"
"Well IM hungry. So you find us a seat"

Qwazola left to indulge while English spotted an old friend with his mouth full.

"Ayyy Eng-gu. Ge oba eah"

It was zacmac, finishing his Big Mac. He asked English to come over and so English humored him by sitting down.

"How you been!" Said Zacmac, licking his fingers.
"Well" English replied, dry washing his hand beneath the greasy table.
"You checked out these new scooters! They cost a fortune but it's worth not having to walk to the soda fountain! Haha!"
"I imagined as such. You're in hell?"
"Yeah. Eat a little to much and they leave you in here to starve. 8000 calories a day ain't no way to live!"
"Definitely". Said English, nearly throwing up.
"So what're you doing here?"
"Well I've been asked to come and redeem my soul before it's too late."
"Oh! Big tough guy huh! All high and mighty huh" Zacmac was insulted.

"You think you're better than us?" Zac asked. "You think we can't take a skinny guy like you? BOYS! SACK HIM!"
Three scooters drove slowly towards English, who proceeded to walk away, meeting Qwazola at the front counter. They headed to the front of the store, where it was blocked by a row of scooters. English threw a half eaten burger in the opposite direction, and they left like moths to a flame. English had given up hope on redeeming his soul an laughed at the situation.

"Lead the way" he asked Qwazola, smiling ever so slightly.
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08 Jun 2014 03:19 AM
Part IV: Prey of the Wolves

Qwazola munched on his French fries as he walked the path. English stubbed his toe on what he realized was a diamond, which Qwazola lunged to snatch up. As he plucked it out of the ground, he looked at the rest of the path, littered with jewels pleasing to the eye.

"What about the Fourth Circle?" asked English.
"You, uh, go ahead. I'll catch up"

When English arrived to the circle, he was stunned by its elaborateness. This circle took form of a giant stock exchange. Men tossed around numbers and continually got richer and richer. The mens greed was unadulterated and growing every second. The haze caught English by surprise, and he wavered until he met a passing eye.

"English! Come with me! We'll escape this madness".
"Can it be? Is that...EXcellent?" English said to himself.

The side room EX brought English too was ornate. Adorned with the finest jewels from every corner of the world. EX poured brandy for the two of them.

"How's the endless pursuit of wealth?" Asked English
"How's the futile pursuit of redemption" EX replied.
"So you've heard"
"I should hope I keep up with my former colleagues"

They both raised their glasses and smiled.

"So Hell, huh?" English asked.
"Yup. Get a few extra dollars in life and you're stone cold here". EX said this while drinking out of a diamond cut drinking glass.
"What's all the hubbub down there?"
"You do realize that practically all of LMaD ends up here, right?"

They both laughed. The door burst open, with Qwazola holding a pile of jewels singing.

"We're rich. We're rich. And my mother is always a..."
"They're fake" EX said, sipping to himself.
"What?!?"
"The jewels. They're fakes. Frauds. Not the real thing. Made of plastic"

Qwazola dropped them in a fit of sorrow and left the room

"I was lying, of course. I don't expect you to enjoy him lugging those around on the last five circles. I assume you're going in order"
"Indeed we are"
He smiled. "Say hi to Thatsy for me too"
"Jesus, she's in hell too?"
"We all are. If legoseed can't escape then we're all doomed"

EX poured another drink.

"Is that healthy?" Asked English
"No not a bit at all" EX said, laughing the whole way through.

English left the circle in a blue. Qwazola was waiting by the gate, glum as ever. EX caught up.

"Hey English wait!" He said, handing him a sapphire, "just to remember me by, okay? And our promise."
"Will do!"

Qwazola and English kept walking.

"You know it's fake right..." Said a depressed Qwazola.
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08 Jun 2014 07:05 PM
Up next: Wrath, a female OTer, and the meaning of life.
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08 Jun 2014 07:05 PM
omg nios

ˢᵒ ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵈᵒᶰ'ᵗ ˢᶜʳᵉᵃᵐ ʷʰᵉᶰ ʷᵉ ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ʸᵒᵘ; ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵒʳˡᵈ ᶤˢ ᵠᵘᶤᵉᵗ ʰᵉʳᵉˑ
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10 Jun 2014 09:17 PM
Part V: Swift Placidity

English walked slowly to match the trudging of Qwazola when they reached the Fifth Circle. This one had been closed off by an arena type structure. Lights pointed inward to illuminate some event that garnered cheering. The archway was painted navy blue and had gray brick walls on its interior when the two walked inside.

"Looks like a sports arena of some sort" Qwazola noted.
"What sin could this be?" English inquired.

The sound of feedback cut off further comments as we heard some person in the middle say:

"GOOD EVENING LADIES AN GENTLEMEN. Tonight in the Fifth Circle, we have two contestants. In this corner, we have small, forgotten, Spiderpig2341!"

The crowd died as the lights dimmed.

"AND IN THIS CORNER, WE HAVE THE WOMAN OF MANY MAMES. SOME CALL HER JAMOCHA, OTHERS CALL HER NATUREWALK, BUT IT IS THE ONE, THE ONLY SIERRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Applause roared as the champion walked out to greet her adversary.

The fight was quick and easy. Spider tried to dodge and play defense but one or two jabs by SierraTheGreat left him cold. She walked to the ring and held out a single tooth. A miniature trophy of her brief and violent odyssey.

Sierra, unlike the others, had to be greeted. English headed down to the locker room while Qwazola raided the food stands. English walked down the hall to meet the undefeated.

"Hey Sierra!"
"Hey yourself" she replied turning around, tossing him a water bottle.

"Did you find the place alright?" she asked.
"Well enough. These circles are fairly close aren't they?"
"Some sins go together ya know. Greed and Gluttony. Wrath and Violence and so on. You noticed a curve, didn't you?"
"A little. We seem to be headed left everywhere."
She finished a sip, wiping sweat off her brow. "It's just a circle. Never really ends."
"All sins are equal?"
"Not quite. The ninth circle is the focal point of the other eight. You could head there now if you like"
"Ah but think of all the fun I'd miss"
"You know it's not as good as it looks. We're forced to gorge ourselves with our sin. If we ever got out, we'd be virtuous. We'd hate our patron sin. But we're stuck here for time immemorial."
"Shame", English said as Qwazola burst in with a devilish delicacy.
"They got lamb on a stick!" He shouts, as he leaves with Barbeque sauce on his face.
"You and your friend better get a move on" Sierra said, "You've got a lot more ground to cover"
"Well we only have two more circles until the center"
Sierra smiled knowingly: "You may find your journey does not end at the Ninth Circle."
"Hell does strange things to you OTers" English remarked.
"Hey, give a little blood in life and you come here in chains" Sierra said.

English walked out of the stadium with his head hung high. He could tell by what he collected that something special was waiting at the end of the this "rainbow". Qwazola frolicked behind, describing it great detail the fight he had seen. They walked along the blood stained road until they spotted a plaid shirt. A little ways up they saw a koala beanie.

"Oh dear God. The horror" said Qwazola as he saw what lied ahead.
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10 Jun 2014 09:18 PM
oh yeah
this is great
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11 Jun 2014 09:34 AM
It's the morning time bump

Morning time bump

Morning time bump

Knockin atcha gate
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11 Jun 2014 09:36 AM
I want to become a dedicated RTer some day
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11 Jun 2014 09:36 AM
Where does creative writing actually belong in this forum?

This is cool btw
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11 Jun 2014 04:33 PM
Part VI: The Lost Generation

The sight ahead was brutal. Thousands upon thousands of clones ran in all directions until a horn sounded them all towards the center of the circle. There a leader of some sort called them to their purpose.

"Remove the infidels! Depose the despots! There is no God, there is only us! The Thatsy Clones!"
"Look!" One shouted as he saw Qwazola and EnglishClass. Soon they were chased down back towards the blood path when one voice shouted: "HALT!"

A senior clone came forward, and English soon identified him as DownloadEX.

"These are not holy warriors. They are converts waiting for there robes. Isn't that right?"

The two heroes soon bowed to Dexxy.

"Converts! What is your request!"
"We seek council with your leader" English said.

Gasps and mumbles from the crowd were silenced by Dexxy.

"And why do you seek council"
"I have a message from the Fourth Circle"
"We do not interact with the inf-!" One clone started, Dexxy interrupted.
"We shall grant you council"

The clones took the two down the steps of the circle into a torch lit room. The plaid tapestries laid down the hall lead to a throne occupied by the great leader.

"Who are these brave souls who have walked this far into the pits of hell"
"I am EnglishClass, this is Qwaz-"
"Qwazzy! Come here boy". Qwazola obeyed:
"Thatsy! It's been for-"
"Why have you escaped the punishment that we suffer?"
"Well, I..."
"Be gone, deserter. I have no business with you"

Qwazola was taken way by the clones. Thatsy clapped her hands and the clones filed out. All except for Dexxy who stayed behind.

"You too." Thatsy commanded, and he was gone. The two now moved to an ornate table decorated with holy symbols of the movement.

"I was told you have a message for me"
"I do. It's-"
"From another circle. Of course. Spit it out already."
"Well it's from EXcellent, actually, and..."
Thatsy's eyes lit up at the mention of the name.
"He's here?!? Oh I've been so secluded to the circle! What did he say?"
"He asked me to give you this", English handed her the stone, "And say hi"
"Thank you so much, uh, what's your name?"
"EnglishClass, so why are you in hell?"
"Heresy, raise a little hell on earth and you get sent to the real thing"

She sipped her drink.

"Why are you here, English?"
"A spiritual journey, Qwazola is my guide"
"He doesn't seem to be too righteous himself"
"Who better to know inside and out the depths of hell?"

Thatsy smiled.

"Well good luck to you" she said, waving him out.

English met Qwazola at the gate, and they headed off into the final circle before the core.
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12 Jun 2014 07:55 AM
op delivered
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12 Jun 2014 07:59 AM
And how!
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12 Jun 2014 08:04 AM
Get out and post it on the right forum.

# Waffles #
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12 Jun 2014 08:06 AM
@toxic
get out and stay out
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15 Jan 2015 03:40 PM
bump because never gonna finish
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19 Jan 2015 12:47 AM
but notinourstars pls
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