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| 11 Jun 2014 10:34 PM |
You are in a jail cell. You are wearing an all black outfit. Across the metallic table your crush is wearing an all white outfit. There are five glasses of water between you and your crush. There are all of the commodities of a jail cell including a bed and a toilet and sink. There is no food in the cell.
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:35 PM |
she can have the bed we split the water
of course this could have all been avoided if you said "pretty please naruto-san" |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:35 PM |
| kill crush with fists then use her outfit to tie her hands to bed |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:36 PM |
Depends
What flavor is the soda? |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:37 PM |
DAY 1.
The crush takes the bed, feeling more caring toward you and your benevolence. She is now OPEN FOR CONVERSATION. One glass of water is consumed by you combined. No food is eaten.
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:37 PM |
think of a way to get out of the cell
of course this could have all been avoided if you said "pretty please naruto-san" |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:41 PM |
DAY 2
You examine the cell and find the following items
A NAIL FILE A PIPE A SMALL PLASTIC BAG ROPE
The bed provides these materials:
CLOTH WIRE
Your crush is more fond of your kindness and dedication. She us now IMPRESSED with you
One glass of water was consumed between the two of you. No food has been consumed. |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:42 PM |
| you can make babies with coke, right? |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:44 PM |
file the bars down and see if there is visible progress
of course this could have all been avoided if you said "pretty please naruto-san" |
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Lumez
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:45 PM |
| I'd like to just make out plz. |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:48 PM |
DAY 3
A mouse is discovered, and your crush opens up his hidey hole to find a storage of food for SEVEN DAYS. You spend most of the day filing away at the bar while your crush tells you her life story. 65% progress is made on one bar. Five are needed to escape. Your crush now ADORES you. Two glasses of water remain.
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Lumez
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:49 PM |
| Suddenly grab Caitlyn and kiss her before the warden kills us. |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:49 PM |
i already know most of her life story
um...continue filing
of course this could have all been avoided if you said "pretty please naruto-san" |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:52 PM |
DAY 4
You grab your crush and passionately kiss her. She is shocked and you two stand for a bit. You go back to filing as she looks down, touching her soft lips with her finger. One bar is finished and 35% progress is made on another. Your crush becomes CONFUSED about her feelings
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:53 PM |
._. holy crap that was unexpected
um...keep filing? o.e
of course this could have all been avoided if you said "pretty please naruto-san" |
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:55 PM |
DAY 5
Crush becomes CONFIDENT in your abilities as the second bar falls. Water has been depleted, and you will need to find another source.
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:56 PM |
test the sink/toilet water and see if its drinkable attempt to squeeze through the bars keep filing if i can't squeeze through
of course this could have all been avoided if you said "pretty please naruto-san" |
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Lumez
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| 11 Jun 2014 10:56 PM |
| Try and kill her with the file for blood to drink. |
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| 11 Jun 2014 11:02 PM |
DAY 6.
You use the loose pipe to break the sealing on the sink and break it. Leaving it spewing everywhere, getting you and Your crush WET. You use the broken SINK to catch the water and work On distilling it. Water supply now exists for FIVE days. You stick your hand through the bars to find there is no way you could squeeze through. 35% progress is made on the third bar. You think about killing your crush until you remember that water indeed has been found. You and your crush are WET and need to dry.
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| 11 Jun 2014 11:03 PM |
use the cloth to dry her off
continue filing (no point in killing the girl i like)
of course this could have all been avoided if you said "pretty please naruto-san" |
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| 11 Jun 2014 11:04 PM |
DAY 6 CONT
The CLOTH is weak at drying you and your crush.
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| 11 Jun 2014 11:04 PM |
keep filing
of course this could have all been avoided if you said "pretty please naruto-san" |
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