Flunken
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:20 PM |
Gero was a criminal and he was about to rob a house, but first he decided to buy a gun so he could like shoot anybody who tried to intervene with his robbery, but the only guns left in the gun store were guns that shot the intestines of baby kittens. He bought it anyway.
The door was locked so he kicked the window and it broke. Glass covered the floor outside. He stepped in, and was ready to go. He walked into the main bedroom upstairs and stole a lamp. He decided that was enough and wanted to go back out, but then their guard dog who was a baby kitten was trying to kill him. So, he decided to shoot some intestines at it, but the kitten only ate them and gave birth to more guard kittens. There were dozens of guard kittens now.
Gero ran but slipped out of his boots and also his socks somehow and he tried to jump out the window again, but the glass on the floor cut his feet and he fell to the floor and the kittens were upon him.
he died a horrible painful death
THEND
what's wrong with this story?
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Makoraia
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:25 PM |
| the gun shot the intestines of baby kittens, it didn't shoot intestines at them |
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Flunken
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:26 PM |
@Mako I don't know what you just said.. but no
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Makoraia
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:28 PM |
"that shot the intestines of baby kittens."
". So, he decided to shoot some intestines at it" |
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Flunken
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:28 PM |
@Mako no that's not correct
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waffle502
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:29 PM |
dog to kitten
I will then strategically place LEGO Bricks in the hall way! |
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Makoraia
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:29 PM |
maybe I'm missing something
I'm probably missing something
I thought the gun ONLY shot baby kittens in the intestines
I get it now
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Flunken
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:30 PM |
@Waffle no that was a joke
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Makoraia
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:30 PM |
so the gun shoots out the intestines of baby kittens
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reddanger
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:31 PM |
he's stupid af?
and why would glass be on the outside? that makes 0 sense
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Flunken
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:32 PM |
@red
yes, that's one of the mistakes but there's one more
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reddanger
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:34 PM |
how fast he got to the gun store
that doesn't make sense either
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Flunken
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:34 PM |
@red there was never a time specified.. that's incorrect
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reg85
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:36 PM |
GLASS COVERED THE FLOOR OUTSIDE
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reddanger
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:36 PM |
the fact he didn't have to sign a paper to get the gun or that there's no people in the house?
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Flunken
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:37 PM |
@reg we already covered that- there's still one more mistake
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:37 PM |
| the guard dog was a kitten |
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Flunken
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:37 PM |
@red no
@official no that was a joke
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reg85
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| 11 Jun 2014 05:38 PM |
| he forgot to go up the stairs it only talked about him going into da room upstairs. |
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Makoraia
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