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KazXX is not online. KazXX
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10 Jun 2014 12:32 PM
Yesterday I was playing football, and I was hit so hard that I saw Jesus.
You know how hard you have to be hit to see someone elses God?
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HaHaHaFail is not online. HaHaHaFail
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10 Jun 2014 12:34 PM
I get the joke

You playing football


"came in like a wrecking ball"
Every Vaktovian Is Lemons
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SAPCenter is not online. SAPCenter
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10 Jun 2014 12:34 PM
jesus admits to not being god stop calling him god
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powerclimber is not online. powerclimber
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10 Jun 2014 12:34 PM
-1/10
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Virtuosic is not online. Virtuosic
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10 Jun 2014 12:34 PM
my ones better

jesus's k/d ratio sucks it's -2

oh dam shots fired
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BGSB is not online. BGSB
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10 Jun 2014 12:34 PM
*slow clap*
Oh well just saw this ad:
http://t3.rbxcdn.com/27b6fad5325d0066721bfc21e82caba5

Now that was weird.
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KazXX is not online. KazXX
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10 Jun 2014 12:35 PM
It was a funny, non insulting joke.
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Virtuosic is not online. Virtuosic
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10 Jun 2014 12:36 PM
impossible

cant have 1 without the other
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GLMScout is not online. GLMScout
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10 Jun 2014 12:36 PM
crap joke

~ glm is a clan ~
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BGSB is not online. BGSB
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10 Jun 2014 12:36 PM
Like seriously why did I see that ad.
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KazXX is not online. KazXX
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10 Jun 2014 12:39 PM
See, the person is Iraq and belives in Allah. Therefore he was hit so hard he say Jesus.
and says "You know how hard you have to be to see someone elses god?"

Give me a Oscar for this
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BGSB is not online. BGSB
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10 Jun 2014 12:40 PM
Christians don't believe Jesus is God, they believe he is son.

Also Allah = God
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HelloSlackers is not online. HelloSlackers
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10 Jun 2014 12:40 PM
you could have added a bit of context to make this funnier

i mean i get the joke but yeah
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Virtuosic is not online. Virtuosic
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10 Jun 2014 12:41 PM
when did you mention iraq
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KazXX is not online. KazXX
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10 Jun 2014 12:41 PM
You see Jesus, God and the Holy Spirit are one God in 3 different persons.
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BGSB is not online. BGSB
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10 Jun 2014 12:44 PM
Why are you even here?
You just popped up out of nowhere and made this lame joke.
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KazXX is not online. KazXX
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10 Jun 2014 12:45 PM
Im an old C&Ger
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GeneralN0torious is not online. GeneralN0torious
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10 Jun 2014 12:46 PM
good try, but it's really not funny
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BGSB is not online. BGSB
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10 Jun 2014 12:46 PM
So this is how you introduce yourself after 4 years.


ALRIGHTY THEN :U
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Lrn2Shark is not online. Lrn2Shark
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10 Jun 2014 12:48 PM
Muslims can say "JESUS", it's not forbidden.

He is a prophet in the Quran.
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BGSB is not online. BGSB
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10 Jun 2014 12:49 PM
I know muslims can say jesus, I know they respect him as a prophet.

But srsly back to the point, what a lame joke.
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HelloSlackers is not online. HelloSlackers
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10 Jun 2014 12:54 PM
if muslims say jesus they get dragged to the public square and receive a paddling from the nearest frat boy
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Lrn2Shark is not online. Lrn2Shark
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10 Jun 2014 12:56 PM
@hello

if that was a joke

OP has the better one
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HelloSlackers is not online. HelloSlackers
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10 Jun 2014 12:56 PM
it wasnt a joke i lived in afghanistan for 2 months they literally do this
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Lrn2Shark is not online. Lrn2Shark
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10 Jun 2014 01:03 PM
lol doubt it

but if they do they know nothing about islam
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