KazXX
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:32 PM |
Yesterday I was playing football, and I was hit so hard that I saw Jesus. You know how hard you have to be hit to see someone elses God? |
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:34 PM |
I get the joke
You playing football
"came in like a wrecking ball" Every Vaktovian Is Lemons |
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SAPCenter
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:34 PM |
| jesus admits to not being god stop calling him god |
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Virtuosic
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:34 PM |
my ones better
jesus's k/d ratio sucks it's -2
oh dam shots fired |
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BGSB
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:34 PM |
*slow clap* Oh well just saw this ad: http://t3.rbxcdn.com/27b6fad5325d0066721bfc21e82caba5
Now that was weird. |
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KazXX
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:35 PM |
| It was a funny, non insulting joke. |
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Virtuosic
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:36 PM |
impossible
cant have 1 without the other |
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GLMScout
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:36 PM |
crap joke
~ glm is a clan ~ |
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BGSB
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:36 PM |
| Like seriously why did I see that ad. |
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KazXX
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:39 PM |
See, the person is Iraq and belives in Allah. Therefore he was hit so hard he say Jesus. and says "You know how hard you have to be to see someone elses god?"
Give me a Oscar for this |
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BGSB
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:40 PM |
Christians don't believe Jesus is God, they believe he is son.
Also Allah = God |
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:40 PM |
you could have added a bit of context to make this funnier
i mean i get the joke but yeah |
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Virtuosic
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KazXX
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:41 PM |
| You see Jesus, God and the Holy Spirit are one God in 3 different persons. |
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BGSB
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:44 PM |
Why are you even here? You just popped up out of nowhere and made this lame joke. |
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KazXX
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:46 PM |
| good try, but it's really not funny |
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BGSB
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:46 PM |
So this is how you introduce yourself after 4 years.
ALRIGHTY THEN :U |
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Lrn2Shark
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:48 PM |
Muslims can say "JESUS", it's not forbidden.
He is a prophet in the Quran. |
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BGSB
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:49 PM |
I know muslims can say jesus, I know they respect him as a prophet.
But srsly back to the point, what a lame joke. |
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:54 PM |
| if muslims say jesus they get dragged to the public square and receive a paddling from the nearest frat boy |
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Lrn2Shark
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:56 PM |
@hello
if that was a joke
OP has the better one |
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| 10 Jun 2014 12:56 PM |
| it wasnt a joke i lived in afghanistan for 2 months they literally do this |
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Lrn2Shark
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| 10 Jun 2014 01:03 PM |
lol doubt it
but if they do they know nothing about islam |
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