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Re: [WIJ]: Untitled romantic story

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Kaboose671 is not online. Kaboose671
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08 Jun 2014 07:53 AM
****I haven't 420 blazed it since I came into existence. This is a serious attempt at a tragic part of being human. The characters are serious, and I am in no way representing the League of Inexplicable Tryhards via this story. Again, this is as serious as I can get. Father, forgive me.****



Colonel tommygun3024 entered the mainframe for a routine check on the logs and promotions due. The holograms and lights that floated in their respective patterns now lined up for the Colonel to interact with. Going down the list he noticed something a little odd. A log that read the following, "this trooper is promoted for being a smart cookie and super duper ranker tanker soldier". "Cashpop..." he said to himself.

Colonel tommygun3024 understood certain exceptions had to made for certain members of WIJ regardless of their behavior. Cashpop was a competent officer, intelligent, creative, and overall just outgoing. However, there was one thing that did bug him. Cashpop had the occasional child like demeanor that sort of ruined the serious atmosphere most officers would try to enforce.

"What a glorious morning, Colonel!" Cash yelled from across the mainframe room. Normally Cash wouldn't wear his WIJ uniform, as it didn't really meet his fashion standards. His outfit for the glorious morning was a pair of custom made WIJ short-shorts and a tight tank-top. He chose to cut his hair short and dye it blonde. To an extent, you could say that he was sort of trying to emulate Miley Cyrus.

The Colonel just stood and stared with mouth agape, trying to make sense of why Cash chose this outfit out of all his other ridiculous nonsense. "What in the blazes are you doing in this outfit?" asked the Colonel.

"I wore it for you of course, like what you see?"

"WHAT!?" what sort of person would ask a question like that? Sure, Cash was well toned and looked decent when he did have to look decent, but this, this seared a terrible mental image into his brain. If he wasn't mistaken he could have sworn that Cash asked the question in a somewhat sultry voice complimented with a wink at the end " of course not! Who in the right mind would even dare look at you?"

Cash was a little taken aback by the reaction. Most of the time people just shook their heads in disappointment but Tommy exploded on Cash and kind of insulted him. Cash normally would brush insults off like they were nothing, but this was different. People would look at him to laugh or smile, Cash loved making people smile. Tommy made him look like a monster, his eyes started to tear up. He had a lump growing in his throat but he mustered what he could to say something. "I thought you liked me?"

"Cash...I" Tommy didn't mean to hurt him, he just wanted him to understand that he was a little busy at the moment, and that he couldn't be bothered with menial things. "I didn't mean what I said, Cash. If you could forgive me for saying such things. That would be great. Again, I truly am sorry"

"Okay!" said Cash with a smile.

"Oka" before he could say something Cash ran up to him and wrapped his arms around his neck and kissed him passionately. Tommy's mind was just in a mess at the moment. He didn't know what to do. Cash ended the kiss and snuggled into Tommy's chest and sighed contently. "Where is this coming from?!"

"I'm sorry I faked my crying to do this to you, but no one was ever sincere about forgiving me for messing up before. They usually poke fun at me and just laugh. I laugh with them because I like seeing people smile, but deep inside I am hurting. You were the first to apologize, and you did it sincerely" Cashpop now looked up to the Colonel's eyes and locked his gaze on them. He seemed a little bit startled by the whole situation. Tommy slowly smiled at Cash returned the cold gaze.

"It's alright, Cash. You're not too bad"

"I love you Tommy" said Cash

"Love you too, Cashpop. I love you too"




Oh boy, what a day!

Now I'm off to get some brain bleach.




Prince Alarming from the Kingdom of Deadpan.
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alexto56 is not online. alexto56
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08 Jun 2014 07:55 AM
*Vomits* This 50 shades of WIJ all over again...*Vomits more*
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Kaboose671 is not online. Kaboose671
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08 Jun 2014 07:56 AM
You can't escape.




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Profounder is not online. Profounder
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08 Jun 2014 07:56 AM
50 shades of cash.

I'm Bane. ( ° ͜ʖ °)
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HailMario is not online. HailMario
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08 Jun 2014 07:57 AM
-cp for this horrible story
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Assalto is not online. Assalto
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08 Jun 2014 07:57 AM
This 50 shades of WIJ all over again [2]
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thunderstarcat is not online. thunderstarcat
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08 Jun 2014 07:58 AM
Aren't they both men..

- [USA] Supreme Court Justice
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Calidum is not online. Calidum
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08 Jun 2014 07:58 AM
50 shades of -cP
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Kaboose671 is not online. Kaboose671
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08 Jun 2014 07:58 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiXgOQ9_-RI


This is what inspired me to write this.




Prince Alarming from the Kingdom of Deadpan.
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CaIculus is not online. CaIculus
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08 Jun 2014 07:59 AM
oh god y
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tommygun3024 is not online. tommygun3024
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08 Jun 2014 08:01 AM
I say...
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Kaboose671 is not online. Kaboose671
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08 Jun 2014 08:05 AM
As Percy Shelley put it in his poem 'Ozymandias'

"Look on my work, ye Mighty, and despair!"




Prince Alarming from the Kingdom of Deadpan.
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Epicus is not online. Epicus
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08 Jun 2014 08:05 AM
tommy?!?!
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08 Jun 2014 08:13 AM
I'm gonna end up killing myself like Rommel after reading this story
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Kaboose671 is not online. Kaboose671
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08 Jun 2014 08:16 AM
This story compared to 50 Shades of WIJ, and Song of Solomon. Which one is better?




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08 Jun 2014 08:17 AM
what did i just read

[-The Truth-] [-Epsilon-]
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08 Jun 2014 08:18 AM
ok I'm confus
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highcommanderelliott is not online. highcommanderelliott
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08 Jun 2014 08:53 AM
What.

The.

Hell.

Did.

I just.

Read.
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Kaboose671 is not online. Kaboose671
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08 Jun 2014 08:54 AM
This was supposed to be legit...

What you read, what you saw, what you perceived, cannot be crafted by anyone else but me, and only through me will you get stories like these.




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Paracosm is not online. Paracosm
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08 Jun 2014 08:56 AM
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08 Jun 2014 09:01 AM
You should have made Cashpop a squeaker in this.

#420squeakit
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Kaboose671 is not online. Kaboose671
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08 Jun 2014 09:14 AM
I had that in mind. Make him a little cute.



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Kaboose671 is not online. Kaboose671
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08 Jun 2014 09:41 AM
Not really romantic, more sweet and nice if anything.
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Kaboose671 is not online. Kaboose671
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08 Jun 2014 11:01 AM
TheLittleGoomba

This is my first story
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cashpop is not online. cashpop
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08 Jun 2014 02:33 PM
I can't believe you captured my character so accurately

I...

I'm gonna shed tears of joy


give me a minute
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