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| 08 Jun 2014 08:10 AM |
>pray to squidian all my life >the great squid in the sky is best squid in the sky >hail based squid from when i was young, for he is was and will always be best squid >one day im sitting on my chair foruming like normal >come across some daft shrek meme >say out loud "lol how stupid" >suddenly i hear a noise from behind me >turn around >i see a shape behind me, it looks like an ogre >"it's all ogre now" it says >"no" >suddenly great squid descends from the sky >"this meme is stupid" says the great squidian >great squidian smacks shrek in the face and sends him flying out of the building >squidian is love >squidian is life
~Prosecutective Quinn "ARE YOU SERIOUS"~ |
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| 08 Jun 2014 08:11 AM |
> the hell did i just read
> i hate shrek;he reminds me of farts
> squids suck
> kthxbye |
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| 08 Jun 2014 08:17 AM |
"> the hell did i just read
> i hate shrek;he reminds me of farts
> squids suck
> kthxbye"
"> squids suck"
a true story involving aisukingu and squids and greentext:
>aisukingu praid to ice king since he was born >ice king is love, ice king is life >come across a thread one day with some guy talking about squids >"squids suck" >suddenly he hears a noise from behind him >turns around, the avatar of the squidian is behind him >"you dun gooft, son" >"what" >suddenly, the ice king shows up >ice king stares at squidian >"no" >ice king uses ice lazer and shoots the squidian >does nothing >squidian smacks ice king in the face with tentacle and sends him flying out of building >squidian eats aisukingu >squidian is love, squidian is life
~Prosecutective Quinn "ARE YOU SERIOUS"~ |
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| 08 Jun 2014 08:27 AM |
>Shrek emerges out from the now destroyed building >He roars a mighty rage filled roar >The smell of onions is lingering on his breath >My eyes begin to water as our ogrelord tackles squidian to the ground >Squidian is panicking now >It tries to fight back, its tentacles flailing >Shrek pulls out 2 onions, shoving them both into squidians eyes >It shrieks back in both pain and terror >Shrek is now even more enraged >"GET OUTTA MAH SWAMP VILE SQUID" >He reels his head back, swinging it back down on squidian >I can feel the shockwave from where I am standing >Squidian stops moving
>Shrek turns to extreme >"KNEEL!" >Extremes eyes begin to water as the smell of onions overtakes him >Shrek is love I say >Shrek is life I say
crush, kill, destroy, swag |
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| 08 Jun 2014 08:31 AM |
| > squidian sucks and makes me sammiches |
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| 08 Jun 2014 08:40 AM |
>EXTREME kneels down like "i'm screwed" >suddenly a noise from the blue >down from the sky comes the squidian's right hand man, Kalyrian >kalyrian looks shrek in the eye >"this isnt a swamp you nerd it's a city" >shrek looks kalyrian in the eye >kalyrian unleashes his mighty squidian punch >shrek goes flying outta the building >again >hits aisukingu in the face and kills him >squidian is love, kalyrian is life
~Prosecutective Quinn "ARE YOU SERIOUS"~ |
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