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| 07 Jun 2014 07:12 AM |
things u need:
1. smell good
2. good hair
3. confident face
4. a pack of dried fruit
things u say
go up to ur crush
ask "do u wanna date"
and if she says no pull out a pack of dried fruit and walk away saying "k more for me"
now grab your destiny, if you know what i mean |
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Anikinis
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| 07 Jun 2014 07:12 AM |
i just dream of my crush
much easier.
if only kids played games about sharing |
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| 07 Jun 2014 07:13 AM |
>smell good rip >good hair My hair messes up quickly >confident face I am never confident >a pack of dried fruit finally something I can do |
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| 07 Jun 2014 07:20 AM |
| My crush firend-zoned me multiple times so...no. |
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| 07 Jun 2014 07:20 AM |
| And as you walk away, a gentle tear fell from your eyes. |
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| 07 Jun 2014 07:23 AM |
And then your year fell into a lake.
Godzilla was sleeping in that lake
The tear fell on Godzilla,he awakens, and he takes your crush and runs away
You save your crush, and she tells you she loves you
And you get children.
The End |
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| 07 Jun 2014 07:29 AM |
Plot twist: your crush wasGodzilla's wife.
He was angry that you stole her girl
Your crush's actual name is Goddesszilla
If she is actually a Goddesszilla, then your children will be Demi-Godzillas.
And all of this becomes a terrible romantic comedy.
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