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| 18 May 2014 12:43 PM |
Factory number: 42 Difficulty level: Medium Plating color: Dark red Legs or wheels: Legs
You awaken from hibernation mode tangled in vines dangling from a tree. You seem to be near the outside of a group of vegetation.
Battery:52%, not charging Plating:100%
≈“You and I have a date with destiny. But so it is with assassins and emperors, hmm?"-Emperor Titus Mede II, Skyrim≈ |
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| 18 May 2014 12:49 PM |
| >Attempt to untangle self from vines by waving arms around frantically. |
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| 18 May 2014 12:50 PM |
You untangle your arms. Looking below, you realize that there is a decent-sized pool of water.
Battery:50% Plating:100%
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| 18 May 2014 12:52 PM |
Perhaps I should dunk my head in that pool of water. Or smash it against the tree. Or shut down up here.
>Continuing moving around frantically until gravity happens. |
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| 18 May 2014 12:56 PM |
You wiggle around until gravity happens. The vines snap, and you land face first in the "pool" of water. The water turned out to only be a few inches deep. This short-circuits much of your battery's energy, as well.
Battery:30% Plating:50%
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| 18 May 2014 12:58 PM |
>Wave arms around to show disapproval of the situation. >Get up and look at surroundings to decide on a destination. |
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| 18 May 2014 01:00 PM |
To the right, there is water, vegetation, and animals. To the left, there is a sand and a large sand pile that looks man-made.
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| 18 May 2014 01:02 PM |
| >Proceed left in order to avoid dihydrogen monoxide. |
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| 18 May 2014 01:06 PM |
You proceed to the left, and walk up to the big old pile of sand.
Battery:29% Plating:50%
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| 18 May 2014 01:09 PM |
| >Begin digging up the pile of sand in search for buried treasures or cute kittens. |
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| 18 May 2014 01:11 PM |
You find a cute mummified kitten and a solar-powered calculator.
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| 18 May 2014 01:33 PM |
>Install calculator. >Place kitten on shoulder for camouflage. |
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| 18 May 2014 01:35 PM |
The kitten literally crumbles to dust when attempting to put it on your shoulder. The calculator makes you smarter and gives you an infinite energy source(though a very slow one).
Battery:27% Plating:50%
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| 18 May 2014 01:41 PM |
>Frown internally at the destroy cat. Very disappointing. >Sit down and wait for awhile to allow battery to charge. |
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| 18 May 2014 04:44 PM |
... You do realize it's a solar panel from a calculator, right? That's like 1/3 the size of your pinky finger. It would take days just to fill a quarter of your battery. Well alrighty then
5 days later...
Battery: 52% Plating: 50%
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| 18 May 2014 04:49 PM |
I spend those five days waiting reflecting on my fairly pointless existence, before going into hibernation mode. >Wake up >Look around to take note of any changes. |
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| 18 May 2014 06:15 PM |
Well, besides the fact a thin layer of sand is all over you, nothing's changed
Battery:51% Plating:50%
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| 18 May 2014 06:21 PM |
| >Look around for anything that begs investigation. |
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| 18 May 2014 06:31 PM |
You notice a few rats scurry out of the forest.
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| 18 May 2014 07:45 PM |
Rats aren't interesting, though most things aren't around here. >Walk towards the forest the rats were exiled from. |
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| 18 May 2014 07:56 PM |
You walk into the forest and see a huge rotting dead cow thing with no udder.
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| 18 May 2014 08:08 PM |
Something picked its face clean, as it's now a hollow skull.
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| 18 May 2014 08:09 PM |
| >Examine the ground for footprints that don't belong to me. |
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| 19 May 2014 07:40 PM |
You see a few human footprints going into the woods
Battery: 49% Plating: 50%
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