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| 02 Jun 2014 09:20 PM |
I put my picture on Skype as my girlfriend and he said I am hot... I don't know if be knows I am a male ... |
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Ouendan
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:21 PM |
he wants you turn into a trap, OP |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:22 PM |
| What am I supposed to do/say? |
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Ouendan
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:23 PM |
"do" google, "how to be a trap" it'll help |
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ITedBear
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:24 PM |
Skype is the best.
i was only 9 years old
i loved shrek so much, i had all the merchandise and movies
i pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life ive been given
shrek is love i say shrek is life
my dad hears me and calls me a fgt
i knew he was just jealous of my devotion to shrek
i call him a cnt
he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
im crying now and my face hurts
i lay in bed and its really cold
a warmth is coming towards me
i feel something touch me
its shrek
i am so happy
he whispers in to ear this is my swamp
he grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
im ready
i spread my butt cheeks for shrek
he penetrates my butt
it hurts so much but i do it for shrek
i can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
i push against his force
i want to please shrek
he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with love
my dad walks in
shrek looks him straight in the eye and says its all ogre now
shrek leaves through my window
shrek is love shrek is life :) |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:25 PM |
| Send him/her nudes. That'll show them. |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:31 PM |
@Random What makes you think I have them |
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small
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:32 PM |
i'm a banana and I find this offensive.
[sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ sɴɪᴘᴇ] |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:32 PM |
| Boys like you always have a few laying around. I just know it. |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:32 PM |
Have fun with it and pretend you are a girl until you get bored of it.
insanity is here |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:33 PM |
@small is 's' still stuck? try this Ss delete the 's' you don't need.
insanity is here |
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farway
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:33 PM |
| You could always look online. |
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small
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:35 PM |
@iche
Got a new keyboard already lololol
[sᴛᴏᴘ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍʏ sɴɪᴘᴇ] |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:36 PM |
lol the little 's' in your siggy threw me off
insanity is here |
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