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Re: shrek is love shrek is life

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evilkiller108 is not online. evilkiller108
Joined: 09 Oct 2011
Total Posts: 4776
02 Jun 2014 09:14 PM
i was only 9 years old

i loved shrek so much, i had all the merchandise and movies

i pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life ive been given

shrek is love i say shrek is life

my dad hears me and calls me a fgt

i knew he was just jealous of my devotion to shrek

i call him a cnt

he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep

im crying now and my face hurts

i lay in bed and its really cold

a warmth is coming towards me

i feel something touch me

its shrek

i am so happy

he whispers in to ear this is my swamp

he grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

im ready

i spread my butt cheeks for shrek

he penetrates my butt

it hurts so much but i do it for shrek

i can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water

i push against his force

i want to please shrek

he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with love

my dad walks in

shrek looks him straight in the eye and says its all ogre now

shrek leaves through my window

shrek is love shrek is life :)
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LeMastrTrole is not online. LeMastrTrole
Joined: 26 May 2014
Total Posts: 93
02 Jun 2014 09:14 PM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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chocolategorillalt is not online. chocolategorillalt
Joined: 26 Jun 2013
Total Posts: 2729
02 Jun 2014 09:18 PM
dead meme is dead
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2hipstr is not online. 2hipstr
Joined: 27 Jun 2013
Total Posts: 2634
02 Jun 2014 09:21 PM
people watched it in my school
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ZachHelms is not online. ZachHelms
Joined: 14 Sep 2011
Total Posts: 24678
02 Jun 2014 09:21 PM
I have my own Shrek story.
>Be me
>Be in sculpture class
>Can make anything we want
>Anything?
>Yes, anything
>I decide to make a clay mask to honor the Ogrelord
>I'm shetty at art
>Don't care
>Do it for Shrek
>Spend two weeks packing on clay to model the beauty that is Shrek
>People make fun of its ugliness, say it's drek
>dontcare.jpg
>Smooth out the Ogrelords face
>Time to put it in the oven
>hollowcaust.jpg
>Time to glaze it
>No green glaze
>That's fvcking drek
>Make blue glaze, it's close enough and Shrek will understand
>420glazeit
>Put in oven again
>Next week take it out
>Teacher says it's good
>It's not just good, it's fvcking beautiful
>Classmates see it
>Call it ugly
>I tell them their fvcking dumb
>Pray to Shrek for aid
>Scent of burning onions
>Shrek appears from the oven
>He's come to aid me for my devotion
>Students in awe
>"You're going the right way for a smacked bottom!" bellows Shrek
>Attacks the drek heathens
>It happens so fast, just a green swish
>Tables knocked over
>Blood everywhere
>All art is smashed except mask
>It glows now a Shrek green, blessed by the Ogrelord himself
>It speaks to me now
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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Randomnessu is not online. Randomnessu
Joined: 19 Jun 2009
Total Posts: 18692
02 Jun 2014 09:21 PM
Didn't somebody else post this exact same thing, like yesterday or the day before?
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evilkiller108 is not online. evilkiller108
Joined: 09 Oct 2011
Total Posts: 4776
02 Jun 2014 09:29 PM
someone posted this in S&I, I copied it
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