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| 02 Jun 2014 09:14 PM |
i was only 9 years old
i loved shrek so much, i had all the merchandise and movies
i pray to shrek every night before bed thanking him for the life ive been given
shrek is love i say shrek is life
my dad hears me and calls me a fgt
i knew he was just jealous of my devotion to shrek
i call him a cnt
he slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
im crying now and my face hurts
i lay in bed and its really cold
a warmth is coming towards me
i feel something touch me
its shrek
i am so happy
he whispers in to ear this is my swamp
he grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees
im ready
i spread my butt cheeks for shrek
he penetrates my butt
it hurts so much but i do it for shrek
i can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
i push against his force
i want to please shrek
he roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with love
my dad walks in
shrek looks him straight in the eye and says its all ogre now
shrek leaves through my window
shrek is love shrek is life :) |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:21 PM |
| people watched it in my school |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:21 PM |
I have my own Shrek story. >Be me >Be in sculpture class >Can make anything we want >Anything? >Yes, anything >I decide to make a clay mask to honor the Ogrelord >I'm shetty at art >Don't care >Do it for Shrek >Spend two weeks packing on clay to model the beauty that is Shrek >People make fun of its ugliness, say it's drek >dontcare.jpg >Smooth out the Ogrelords face >Time to put it in the oven >hollowcaust.jpg >Time to glaze it >No green glaze >That's fvcking drek >Make blue glaze, it's close enough and Shrek will understand >420glazeit >Put in oven again >Next week take it out >Teacher says it's good >It's not just good, it's fvcking beautiful >Classmates see it >Call it ugly >I tell them their fvcking dumb >Pray to Shrek for aid >Scent of burning onions >Shrek appears from the oven >He's come to aid me for my devotion >Students in awe >"You're going the right way for a smacked bottom!" bellows Shrek >Attacks the drek heathens >It happens so fast, just a green swish >Tables knocked over >Blood everywhere >All art is smashed except mask >It glows now a Shrek green, blessed by the Ogrelord himself >It speaks to me now Shrek is love, Shrek is life
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:21 PM |
| Didn't somebody else post this exact same thing, like yesterday or the day before? |
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:29 PM |
| someone posted this in S&I, I copied it |
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