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| 01 Jun 2014 04:46 PM |
Contents: I. Buh Bluh Buh Blah II. Your Days Are Numbered (It's just that no one knows what number it is) III. Insects IV. CS V. Rules
I. Buh Bluh Buh Blah
Why, hello there! Guess who's taking a bit of a break from drawing? Don't worry, I'm not forgetting you guys' requests, it's simply this: Inspiration. If you don't use it when you get it.... It might just run away from you. ... If you ignore inspiration.... Its time.... will run out.
II. Your Days Are Numbered (It's just that no one knows what number it is)
"How did the test results come out, Doc?" A man waited in the doctor's office, writhing in pain and suspense. He held his breath and stopped squirming for the long silence that followed. He gulped nervously. No news ... wasn't always good news. Eventually, the doctor responded. "I am sorry to say this, my patient, as well as my old friend, but ... You've been bitten." Shock coursed through the man's veins like the venom already inside them. "Your days are numbered, old pal," he concluded. And that number was decreasing by the minute.
III. Insects
~We interrupt this prologue to bring you an important message.~ A news reporter sits at his table, reading off a card. "Today, Riley Sigh Risk ran over a-" A worker quickly rushes him the real report for that evening. "Ah. This makes more sense. BREAKING NEWS!" "Someone should tape it back together then," a voice offstage shouts. "SOMEONE SHOULD TAPE THIS KID'S MOUTH SHUT," the reporter yells back, "SECURITY!!"
The man regains his cool after a couple seconds. "Breaking news! There has been a sudden increase in the numbers of venomous insects! In particular, a newly found species, the Leeching Mosquitola. Here's this scientist guy on the subject."
The screen pans over to a man in a stereotypical white lab coat. He clears his throat. "Professor Jake. My name is Professor Jake." The news reporter clears his throat as well. "Ahem. Yes, here's Mister Jack on the subject. Now get on with it!" The scientist gives an exasperated sigh and continues the report. They're on a tight schedule, after all.... Not enough time....
"The Leeching Mosquitola is, as you've heard, a newly discovered insect. A few of us scientists are suspicious of just how ... natural ... they really are. It has six black legs, a set of wings, a bright red head, two fangs, and a hairy abdomen. These insects leech onto skin, sucking out blood and injecting poisonous venom in its place. Once its venom has been injected into the bloodstream, the victim feels faint. In many circumstances, they really DO faint. This is because, even after the Leeching Mosquitola withdraws, the poison is still at work. The venom of this insect boggles the minds of scientists across the globe. ... Each and every minute passed after the Leeching Mosquitola injects its venom ... subtracts one more day from what the victim's life would have been." There is a long pause as he remembers what happened to his patient, back when he was still a doctor. Merely a year before, the insect had just been discovered. And he was the first victim. Anger at these creatures begin to boil inside of him. "Back to you...." Jake pauses a moment, then snarls the last word- "Carol."
The screen pans back to a seething mad news reporter. His. Name. Is. CARL. "I don't get paid enough for this job," he mutters through clenched teeth, then continues his report. "If you see this insect anywhere, RUN. Then call our Insect Hotline at 1-800-I-Was-About-To-Be-Bitten-By-A-Killer-Insect! Remember, time being taken away from you is excruciatingly PAINFUL!" The voice offstage sarcastically adds,"Nooo, it's PEACEFUL. Dying slowly is PAINLESS!" "SHADDUP, YA MORON!!!" Reporter Carl's face is deep pink by now. He whips his head back to the camera, a slightly crazed expression on his face. He hasn't had his coffee today, dammit. "MORE NEWS AT ELEVEN!" he screams. "WHAT ABOUT TEN, HUH? NOT GOOD ENOUGH FER YA?" The sarcastic man offstage is persistent at annoying the heck outta this reporter. "SECURITYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!" he responds in a shriek.
IV. CS
M means Mandatory, O means Optional. Just because it's Optional doesn't mean I don't strongly suggest filling it out.]
Name? (M) Age? (O) Gender? (M) Have you been bitten? (M) Bio (O): Personality (O): Appearance (O): Occupation? (O)
Bonus Questions! Do you like coffee? (O) Do you like waffles? (M)
V. Rules
1. Wait until I accept your CS to RP. Common sense, right?
2. Pick at least ONE OR MORE of these three to fill out in the CS: Personality, Appearance, Bio.
3. Don't answer that last question. I was testing to see if you'd read the rules first.
4. Don't expect me to RP with you, as I am still taking drawing requests and fulfilling my promise of making them! I WILL, however, give a helping post now and then if I think you need it.
5. I'll add more rules if I think I need to.
"Your days are numbered. It's just that no one knows what that number IS." |
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| 01 Jun 2014 05:05 PM |
Name: Michael Age: 32 Gender: M Have you been bitten: No Bio: I hate bios... Personality: Kind of "mean" (You kno the word I mean) and is always back talking and generally being a pain. Appearance: Rough looking man, Very Broad, Cut all his hair off, Chin Stubble to annoy his boss, one eye pupil is black from a childhood accident. Occupation: Contrustion Worker
Can I paly? :3
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| 01 Jun 2014 05:20 PM |
"Can I paly? :3" *play Yep, you're accepted!]
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| 01 Jun 2014 05:22 PM |
Name? 696969 Age? 999 Gender? all Have you been bitten? ew no Bio (O): super cool has swag Personality (O): swag Appearance (O): rainbow Occupation? (O) all
Bonus Questions! Do you like coffee? (O) capitalist oder Do you like waffles? (M) capitalist oder |
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| 01 Jun 2014 05:31 PM |
@VoidScar Unaccepted. Leave at once, scum!
"Your days are numbered. It's just that no one knows what that number IS." |
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| 01 Jun 2014 06:33 PM |
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"Your days are numbered. It's just that no one knows what that number IS." |
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| 01 Jun 2014 08:07 PM |
Name: Michael Age: 32 Gender: M Have you been bitten: No Bio: I hate bios... Personality: Kind of "mean" (You kno the word I mean) and is always back talking and generally being a pain. Appearance: Rough looking man, Very Broad, Cut all his hair off, Chin Stubble to annoy his boss, one eye pupil is black from a childhood accident. Occupation: Contrustion Worker
I have no idea what to do, I just do the RPs where The creator tells the people whats going on and then they do stuff according to that. So... I guess I do work and stuff. |
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| 01 Jun 2014 08:09 PM |
@goofy Sorry, there's not a lot of people. It'll be more interesting and easier to find something to do once there's actually more than one person.
Come on, people, join. It ain't such a bad RP, is it?]
"Your days are numbered. It's just that no one knows what that number IS." |
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| 01 Jun 2014 09:10 PM |
| Would you like to check out the Forum RP I made? its like a Zombie RP, but with the effects of a Build-your-nation Game. |
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| 01 Jun 2014 11:43 PM |
Name: Daniel
Age: 29
Gender: Male
Have you been bitten: No
Bio: Geeky, Smart, Nerdy, and can run decently fast. Allergic to lots of things and not so strong. Great with a baseball bat
Personality: snooty, adventurous, quiet
Appearance: tall , blonde, has glasses, and has a cast around is left arm
Occupation: Dentist
Do you like coffee: OF COURSE YES!
Do you like waffles: EVEN MORE
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| 01 Jun 2014 11:59 PM |
| @ Above it specifically says to NOT answer those... |
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| 02 Jun 2014 03:21 PM |
"Do you like waffles: EVEN MORE" Re-read the rules, mister.... Unaccepted.]
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| 02 Jun 2014 03:31 PM |
Name? (M) Desiree M McQueen Age? (O) 19 Gender? (M) Female Have you been bitten? (M) No Bio (O): Personality (O): She is shy, she is not very social. She is an extreme cat lover. Appearance (O):You can look at these RP's you made for me appearance: The Voices Lost and Gained, and Hypnotic Mayhem. Occupation? (O) A typical High School girl with a parttime job at Cherry Berry.
Bonus Questions! Do you like coffee? (O) No Do you like waffles? (M) Yes
something about bagels should do it |
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| 02 Jun 2014 03:32 PM |
Oh fawk take out the last questions, forgot to read rules o.o
something about bagels should do it |
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| 02 Jun 2014 03:32 PM |
"Do you like waffles? (M) Yes" Mm, you need to re-read those rules too, Sarah.]
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| 02 Jun 2014 03:33 PM |
"Oh fawk take out the last questions, forgot to read rules o.o" lol, you're accepted]
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| 02 Jun 2014 03:35 PM |
| I really need to read the rules more... O3O |
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| 02 Jun 2014 03:36 PM |
"I really need to read the rules more" No kidding. Silly gurl! you can rp at any time now]
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| 02 Jun 2014 03:38 PM |
Desiree
I sit on a bench. I flick out my phone and start playing Flappy Bird. I lose. "Uhg, nothing to do but lose!" I thrust it into my pocket. |
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| 02 Jun 2014 05:20 PM |
@purr
Is this what place RPing is? Idk, but I hate this kind of RPing. |
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| 02 Jun 2014 07:58 PM |
"Is this what place RPing is? Idk, but I hate this kind of RPing." Uh.... I'm pretty sure you're mistaken. Place RPing would be, like, in an actual Roblox Place right? Like, for example, Darkened Dawn or something? This is forum RPing, if I'm not mistaken.]
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| 02 Jun 2014 09:37 PM |
| Anyhow, I dont enjoy this type of RP, all you do is say whats going on, I like the RPs where theres a GM :3 And I ask again, would you like to try a forum RPG I made? I got a Post-apocalyptic one and a Build your empire one :3 |
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| 03 Jun 2014 04:26 PM |
@goofysweetblock Eh, okay, you don't have to RP if you don't want to. But I probably won't end up joining your RPs.]
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| 03 Jun 2014 04:45 PM |
@Purring's siggy
"Your days are numbered down!" -Ironhide |
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