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| 01 Jun 2014 12:05 AM |
1. Have swag and wear Hollister. Long-board and saggy pants too! 2. Sweet talk the ladies by telling them the condition of "Little Johnny." 3. Go to parties and do all the cool stuff by getting totally wrecked. 4. Get failing grades and skip school because apathy is bad ass, broseph!
Alternative guide:
1-4. Don't do any of these because you have a future and who wants to be another one of those countless entry-level tools?
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| 01 Jun 2014 12:06 AM |
go outside randomly and scream cusses while twerking actually not randomly do this every 6 hours |
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