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| 31 May 2014 12:53 PM |
1. Wake up in a trash can 2. Wake up in bed 3. Wake up in bed with a homeless man 4. Wake up in the bar 5. Wake up in a house that smells like pot 6. *You got in an incident involving eating baby lungs and got shot by a black man, you don't get a story. 7. Wake up in your computer chair 8. Wake up on the street 9. Wake up at the airport 0. Stayed up all night -------------------------------------------------------------------] 1. Made some coffee 2. Tried to make some bacon but it burnt 3. found out you have cancer 4. went to take a nap 5. got on the computer and RT'ed 6. *Shot yourself in the head with a shotgun, you are dead and don't get a story 7. Drove to wal mart and bought *Your favorite foods here* 8. Did some druhgz 9. Bought lifetime OBC 0. Mugged a homeless man -----------------------------------------------------------------] 1. ate some bad lasagna 2. *Gets run over by a bus and is in coma for rest of life, story ends here* 3. crapped your pants 4. got a girlfriend/boyfriend finally. 5. kicked a baby 6. prank called the cops 7. spammed on RT 8. murdered your parents 9. cried for a few hours 0. peed your pants -------------------------------------------] 1. *Killed yourself because you have no friends, story ends here* 2. Watched tv for the rest of the day 3. played sum xbox 4. Opened your fridge full of severed limbs and ate a baby's leg 5. Went to sleep 6. did some pot 7. stayed at your friend's house 8. punched a hole in your wall 9. bought a gun to murder someone 0. Hid the gun you used to murder a single mother -----------------------------------------------] 1. Got killed by the cops 2. gunned down by the swat team 3. eaten to death by bears 4. and lived happily ever after 5. Tried to assasinate president but got caught and sentenced to lifetime in prison 6. get life for multiple accounts of murder 7. Won the lottery and lived happily ever after 8. Killed by gang bangers 9. killed by sociopath 0. sat in a small empty room until you starved to death
~KAWAII/人 ◕‿‿◕ 人\KNIGHT~... Got 3 day for using L's as i's in cuss words. wat m8 i gota break that filtr sumhow rite? |
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| 31 May 2014 12:57 PM |
I just noticed how dark I made this
~KAWAII/人 ◕‿‿◕ 人\KNIGHT~... Got 3 day for using L's as i's in cuss words. wat m8 i gota break that filtr sumhow rite? |
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| 31 May 2014 01:00 PM |
i woke up in bed and drove to wal mart and bought strawberry trifle and then i murdered my parents and then i played xbox and got gunned down by the swat team
rip me
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espurred
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| 31 May 2014 01:02 PM |
wake up in bed, mugged a homeless man, murdered my parents, *killed myself because i have no friends, story ends here*
well then |
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| 31 May 2014 01:02 PM |
I woke up in a computer chair, found out I had cancr :^(, prank called cops, suicide
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| 31 May 2014 01:07 PM |
woke up in a trash can, bought lifetime obc, murdered ur parents, did some pot, and won the lottery and lived hapily ever after
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DucksDoge
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| 31 May 2014 01:09 PM |
24766 Wake up in bed, take a nap, spam on rt, do some ***, get life for multiple accounts of murder this is actually very accurate
risin to the top |
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| 31 May 2014 01:13 PM |
| wake up in the street, found out you had cancer, kicked by a baby, watched tv for the rest of the day, get life for multiple accounts for murder |
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| 31 May 2014 01:15 PM |
| Wake up on the street, made some coffee, *Gets run over by a bus and is in coma for rest of life, story ends here* |
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| 31 May 2014 01:15 PM |
Wake up in bed, found out you have cancer, cried for a few hours, bought a gun to murder someone, eaten to death by bears.
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| 31 May 2014 01:16 PM |
| Wake up in bed, drive to wal mart and buy fried potatoes, cry for a few hours, buy a gun to murder someone and sit in a small empty room until I starve to death |
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dannyha
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| 31 May 2014 01:16 PM |
| i woke up on a street and shot myself with a shotgun |
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| 31 May 2014 01:16 PM |
Wake up in a house that smells like pot, goes to walmart, kicks a baby, goes to sleep, gets eaten by bears...
awwww it was going so well |
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| 31 May 2014 01:19 PM |
wake up in a trash can, tried to make some bacon but it burnt, crapped my pants, punched a hole in my wall, got gunned down by a swat team.
wow that sucks
Learn to 9288605(◑‿◐) |
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| 31 May 2014 01:20 PM |
Wake up in bed with a homeless man Mugged a homeless man *Gets run over by a bus and is in coma for rest of life, story ends here* Went to sleep Killed by gang bangers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OE7yuO-CwY / RT's Meerkat |
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| 31 May 2014 01:29 PM |
bump
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| 31 May 2014 01:33 PM |
*You got in an incident involving eating baby lungs and got shot by a black man, you don't get a story.
Oh fudge, I wanted a story... D: |
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| 31 May 2014 04:03 PM |
b2
~KAWAII/人 ◕‿‿◕ 人\KNIGHT~... Got 3 day for using L's as i's in cuss words. wat m8 i gota break that filtr sumhow rite? |
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| 31 May 2014 04:05 PM |
| Do it for me plz I'm on my slow phone |
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| 31 May 2014 04:05 PM |
Stayed up all night Bought lifetime OBC ate some bad lasagna *Killed yourself because you have no friends, story ends here* Got killed by the cops
mastr komeedean of rt™ ヽ(;▽;)ノ | @Growlithe99 |
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| 31 May 2014 04:06 PM |
Woke up on the street, bought lifetime OBC, pissed my pants, hid the gun I used to murder a single mother and sat in an empty room and starved to death.
~Another post by the pessimistic, cake munching Brit.~ @InsanityBrit |
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| 31 May 2014 04:07 PM |
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woke up at the airport shot myself in the head with a shotgun prank called the cops opened my fridge full of severed limbs and ate a babies leg sat in a small empty room until i starved to death |
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