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| 31 May 2014 08:37 AM |
-High level female armour is more skimpy than their underwear. -Endure arrows shot in the head, greatswords slammed at your waist and a lake of fire. Die from jumping of a rock. -Shot in the leg? Bandage your arm. -Can kill behemoths, dragons, golems etc etc. Can't destroy a wooden door. -Humans have joined our galaxy! Let's now speak their language! -I'll just go get my RPG from my pocket. -Eating food of the ground will heal you. |
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| 31 May 2014 08:49 AM |
"-Humans have joined our galaxy! Let's now speak their language!"
in halo, iirc they have a thingy that translates what the covenant are saying inside of their armor |
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| 31 May 2014 09:09 AM |
In Halo, you also fall from space and live. And then die after falling from a hill. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:10 AM |
"In Halo, you also fall from space and live. And then die after falling from a hill."
that's because masterchief locked up his armor when he fell from space but you probably wouldn't have enough time to lock it up if you were falling off of a hill
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| 31 May 2014 09:12 AM |
You won that one.
Gets sniped in foot, dies. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:13 AM |
"-High level female armour is more skimpy than their underwear. " Skyrim doesn't do that "-Humans have joined our galaxy! Let's now speak their language!" maybe they came prepared |
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| 31 May 2014 09:16 AM |
''Skyrim doesn't do that'' I didn't exactly mean Skyrim. *cough* Guild Wars 2 *cough*
''maybe they came prepared'' I just find it weird how humans are almost always supposed to be the master race in sci-fi games and that other races always should speak their language. And not otherwise. I'm just joking around about it, but it's a funny thought. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:17 AM |
"Gets sniped in foot, dies."
you could die if you lost a lot of blood, but then again that would take some time. u win
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| 31 May 2014 09:19 AM |
"Gets sniped in foot, dies." The bullet goes through the ankle, the victim screams in pain, he is so afraid of dying that he has a heart attack, then dies. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:21 AM |
''The bullet goes through the ankle, the victim screams in pain, he is so afraid of dying that he has a heart attack, then dies.'' Don't overthink it when I'm joking around. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:21 AM |
"High level female armour is more skimpy than their underwear."
to be honest, we need more of this. that and jigglebones. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:22 AM |
| -99% of the female characters have huge ""jiggle parts"" when in reality, only like 25% of females have them |
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| 31 May 2014 09:23 AM |
@Sky
But if we do that, the "female" characters will be controlled by males, because all of the gals will leave or sth. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:23 AM |
"Gets sniped in foot, dies."
I will shoot you in the foot with a 50 cal sniper and see if you survive |
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| 31 May 2014 09:24 AM |
"But if we do that, the "female" characters will be controlled by males, because all of the gals will leave or sth."
girls play video games? |
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| 31 May 2014 09:25 AM |
| Besides, if you want more of that, look at Excillium's primary group. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:25 AM |
| -Bubbles are deadly in Pokemon |
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| 31 May 2014 09:26 AM |
@Sky Maybe.... I think one of IGN's reviewers is a gal |
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| 31 May 2014 09:27 AM |
"Besides, if you want more of that, look at Excillium's primary group."
jigglebones though |
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| 31 May 2014 09:27 AM |
I'm just joking, geez.
''I will shoot you in the foot with a 50 cal sniper and see if you survive'' Well I'll be done for. No doubt. But I think it'll take more than a second. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:28 AM |
"-Bubbles are deadly in Pokemon"
maybe they are acidic and evaporate your skin on touch |
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| 31 May 2014 09:28 AM |
@Venek Bubbles have soap, some soaps don't have moisture in them, the bubbles irritates the pokemons skin so hard that he gets hurt. Buy dove-moisturizer to prevent this! |
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| 31 May 2014 09:30 AM |
Major antagonist kidnaps your girlfriend. Invite him for go-karting, parties and tennis. |
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| 31 May 2014 09:33 AM |
@Ferry Because mario kidnapped his entire generation but he keeps it a secret. lolollolool |
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| 31 May 2014 09:33 AM |
"Major antagonist kidnaps your girlfriend. Invite him for go-karting, parties and tennis."
i remember someone at nintendo saying something about this. i can't remember what they exactly said, though. |
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