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| 31 May 2014 12:18 AM |
I was only 9 years old I loved doge so much, I had all the merchandise and movies I pray to doge every night before bed thanking him for the life I've been given. Doge is love I say. Doge is life My dad overhears me and calls me a n00b I knew he was just jealous of my devotion for Doge I called him a n00b He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep Im crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and its really cold A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me It's Doge I am so happy He whispers in to ear "such amaze" He grabs me with his powerful claws and uses the :freeze command I'm ready I spread my nutella for Doge He hacks my anti exploits It's ruined so much but I do it for Doge I can feel my game lag as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please Doge He roars a mighty roar as he fills my game with his hacks My dad walks in Doge looks him straight in the eye and says "It's all Doge now" Doge leaves through my window Doge is love, Doge is life |
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