Aerath
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| 30 May 2014 07:54 PM |
They say "u dee' fat boy" and "what u gonna' do when da' twinkie run out fat boy"
I'm 450 pounds and only in 11th grade, everyday I am taken to school by a tow truck and I just chill on the back of the truck watching my DVD set of "Grey's Anatomy" while eating my 5 Big Mac's my mom always buys me for breakfast. When I arrive at school I am carried down by 5 bulky dudes and am put on a wheel chair. Sometimes mean kids will tip me over like a turtle and I just struggle for hours, how do I stop them from bothering me?
I tried using the tecniques my dad taught me to scare them away so I tell them I'll go "Super Saiyan" on them and beat them up with my bruce lee kicks, then I tell not to mess with me because I run and I do exercise all the time which is why I'm big. I tell them it's muscle not fat but they still laugh at me?
Yesterday I got so mad! One bully named Kevin came up to me and called me "fat boy" I was in a bad mood that day so I ran over his foot with my wheel chair and threw my gravy sauce on him when he fell on the floor and begun eating him! I have now digested him and said goodbye to him this morning when I flushed the toilet.
But how do I stop the other bullies? :( |
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UXX
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| 30 May 2014 07:55 PM |
| I'll be a good girl pls don't eat me |
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| 30 May 2014 07:56 PM |
| Thank you so much man! You just made my day |
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chicka123
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| 30 May 2014 07:56 PM |
| How many layers do you have? |
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Aerath
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| 30 May 2014 07:57 PM |
@uxx
I don't know, do you think fat men jiggling their fat is funny?
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Aerath
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UXX
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| 30 May 2014 07:58 PM |
Do I think it's funny???
Tell me, do u think it is? |
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Aerath
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| 30 May 2014 08:00 PM |
@uxx
No because kids on school grab my man watermelons and start jiggling them while singing the "Milkshake" song and it makes me cry. :(
I get cheered up though when I open my happy meal though at lunch and I get a new toy, except when I get the turtle one! I get that one a lot and am honestly tired of it. I want the dragon one! |
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VoidScar
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| 30 May 2014 08:01 PM |
how many pizzas do you eat daily
add about 3k to my post count|Never forget OTermination Day|RIP L2Dthreads, my best namesnipe |
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UXX
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| 30 May 2014 08:01 PM |
O ok it's not funny.
Hav u evr try 2 eksersize?
There r 400 pound + men who r fit n tuff |
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Aerath
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| 30 May 2014 08:01 PM |
| I have decided to begin to lose weight though! I am now eating 10 pizza boxes instead of 20 and now ask for a "Diet Coke" everytime they ask me what I want to drink when I go to a restaurant. (assuming I can fit in the door) |
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Aerath
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UXX
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| 30 May 2014 08:05 PM |
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hafþór_Júl%C3%ADus_Björnsson
C he big n tuff n cool, jus eksersize n u wil b big in tuff
Woo for tuff ppl |
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Aerath
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| 30 May 2014 08:07 PM |
Announcement:
I have now bought "Wii Fit" and am going to start to lose weight! Wish me luck everyone. ;P |
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UXX
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Aerath
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| 30 May 2014 08:11 PM |
@Vanilla
I begin with their thighs, it's the most meaty part. Ummmmm ;) |
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Aerath
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| 30 May 2014 08:17 PM |
| Update: I am going to school this Monday on a helicopter since I broke the tow truck since it couldn't fit me anymore. |
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| 30 May 2014 08:20 PM |
P: Kids making fun of you S: Shouldn't have gone outside.
Life is a gamble, so leave with what you have and don't try to win more. ~ mojojojo456 |
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Rovknir
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| 30 May 2014 08:24 PM |
| barry them in your layers of fatness and then keep them there for 1 year |
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Aerath
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| 30 May 2014 08:25 PM |
@Vanilla
I was thinking of eating you next, but you're actually quite nice! I guess I wont eat you for now. :D
Update: My man melons are too uncomfortable now so my dad had to buy me a bra, my size is triple D. |
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Varnyx
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| 30 May 2014 08:25 PM |
| Awww lol. But do the same to the others |
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Aerath
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| 30 May 2014 08:28 PM |
@Rov
I checked my layers because of that post, found my license and my friend bob who I fell on 5 years ago, he said hi and is now living under my layers and has created an advanced society under my armpit. It's going quite alright too, one of the states have liberated themselves from the "hair monsters" living under my arm pits. |
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MaxuimMax
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