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Re: If you get in a fight with a chimp.

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pinbull222 is not online. pinbull222
Joined: 14 Jul 2011
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30 May 2014 02:46 AM
run. 99% of the time you're going to lose.

Chimpanzees are 4x stronger than a bodybuilder (Lack of motor control) and they WILL instinctively go for your face and testies (if your a guy) and rip you apart. They can rip your limbs apart and beat you with them.
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waheros4 is not online. waheros4
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30 May 2014 02:49 AM
Holy crap thats scary.
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PonyPlight is not online. PonyPlight
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30 May 2014 03:07 AM
NOT IF I HAVE A SWORD
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iwantpsp is not online. iwantpsp
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30 May 2014 03:15 AM
Jesus.
I'm now terrified of chimps.
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pinbull222 is not online. pinbull222
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30 May 2014 03:28 AM
Thats why you dont mess with natures children.
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PonyPlight is not online. PonyPlight
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30 May 2014 03:33 AM
We are nature's children though

Besides, do monkeys have firearms?
Do they have weapons of mass destruction?
Thought not
Monkeys got nothin'
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Tiwe is not online. Tiwe
Joined: 25 Aug 2008
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30 May 2014 03:38 AM
We're selfish and arrogant so we push us being children's nature. When in fact we just hide behind our firearms and intelligence.

DON'T BRING YOU ARE INTELLIGENCE TO A FIST FITE, M9. FITE THE MONKEYS 1V1 GET REKT.
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Kalecstrasz is not online. Kalecstrasz
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30 May 2014 03:41 AM
@tiwe

alternatively just carry a machete and loud noise generator in a jungle and you're basically good

~Ex. Prosecutective Quinn: Violence doesn't solve everything, after all...~
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pinbull222 is not online. pinbull222
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30 May 2014 01:18 PM
Sometimes not always loud noises will work.
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waheros4 is not online. waheros4
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30 May 2014 03:10 PM
Spooky
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