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| 30 May 2014 02:46 AM |
run. 99% of the time you're going to lose.
Chimpanzees are 4x stronger than a bodybuilder (Lack of motor control) and they WILL instinctively go for your face and testies (if your a guy) and rip you apart. They can rip your limbs apart and beat you with them. |
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| 30 May 2014 03:15 AM |
Jesus. I'm now terrified of chimps. |
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| 30 May 2014 03:28 AM |
| Thats why you dont mess with natures children. |
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| 30 May 2014 03:33 AM |
We are nature's children though
Besides, do monkeys have firearms? Do they have weapons of mass destruction? Thought not Monkeys got nothin' |
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| 30 May 2014 03:38 AM |
We're selfish and arrogant so we push us being children's nature. When in fact we just hide behind our firearms and intelligence.
DON'T BRING YOU ARE INTELLIGENCE TO A FIST FITE, M9. FITE THE MONKEYS 1V1 GET REKT. |
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| 30 May 2014 03:41 AM |
@tiwe
alternatively just carry a machete and loud noise generator in a jungle and you're basically good
~Ex. Prosecutective Quinn: Violence doesn't solve everything, after all...~ |
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| 30 May 2014 01:18 PM |
| Sometimes not always loud noises will work. |
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