Litemare
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| 28 May 2014 10:08 PM |
| litemare feels as though he was very useful in opening things. litemare opened 3 boxes! the first had capes which naturally litemare promptly took, the second was locked which was pried open and it had a pair of plated gauntlets which we debated over daring to wear them because none of us trust the DM for like 5 minutes before someone in the party took them from us, put them on, derived that they weren't going to cut our arms off, then was a tad bit frustrated with us about these gauntlets so he threw them into an oven which litemare immediately retrieved which got litemare 50 xp for not leaving them behind. the third box was also locked and because our blackling failed to unlock it litemare punched through the wood of the chest. there was a legendary instakill dagger which was promptly broke because it was taken out of its sheath and put back without killing anything, 6 silver, and a cursed ring that slowly turned anyone that wore it into stone that nearly got the same blackling and our mage killed |
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Litemare
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| 28 May 2014 10:10 PM |
"GARBAGE DAY"
no that was yesterday |
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| 28 May 2014 10:11 PM |
I read the whole thing.
My head hurts.
welp |
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Litemare
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| 28 May 2014 10:13 PM |
"I read the whole thing.
My head hurts.
welp"
litemare figures he condensed it pretty well for all this taking 7 hours |
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| 28 May 2014 10:15 PM |
I'm actually so bored and unadventurous that D&D sounds fun.
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Litemare
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| 28 May 2014 10:17 PM |
"I'm actually so bored and unadventurous that D&D sounds fun."
WOOOOW are you saying that 2 people coming this close ' ' to dying isn't exciting?? because 2 people in the party were considering cutting off the blackling's finger to stop him from turning to stone with the instakill dagger |
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| 28 May 2014 11:19 PM |
UHHHH,,,,,,
UHHHHHHHUUU,,,,
u wot m8
welp |
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| 28 May 2014 11:22 PM |
haha you lost a legendary instakill dagger
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ/ᴡᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ/ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ɪs ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴀ ʟɪғᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ |
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| 28 May 2014 11:22 PM |
I thought of you while reading this, Mikey. oco
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| 28 May 2014 11:23 PM |
what made you think of me I don't even play D&D
ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜ/ᴡᴇ ᴍᴀʏ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ʜᴏᴍᴇ/ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡᴇ ғᴇᴇʟ ɪs ᴡᴏʀᴛʜ ᴀ ʟɪғᴇᴛɪᴍᴇ |
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| 28 May 2014 11:27 PM |
| mental image of litemare just gained 10 pounds |
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| 28 May 2014 11:30 PM |
http://youtu.be/dQcMKWncRR8?t=3m29s
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Litemare
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| 28 May 2014 11:53 PM |
"haha you lost a legendary instakill dagger"
technically it's not litemare's fault litemare never even touched it. it's the blackling's fault for putting on a suspicious ring obtained from a locked box in a centuries old temple and everyone else's fault for wanting to amputate his hand
"mental image of litemare just gained 10 pounds"
'scuse me have you had a tiny girl in a pink maid outfit and cat ears sit in your lap today? that's not in game that's real talk |
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| 29 May 2014 12:00 AM |
"'scuse me have you had a tiny girl in a pink maid outfit and cat ears sit in your lap today? that's not in game that's real talk"
so well endowed tell me your testosterone pumped secrets |
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Litemare
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| 29 May 2014 12:00 AM |
"so well endowed tell me your testosterone pumped secrets"
the very act of existing |
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| 29 May 2014 07:17 PM |
"'scuse me have you had a tiny girl in a pink maid outfit and cat ears sit in your lap today? that's not in game that's real talk"
Now when we say tiny, are we talking about relatively tiny or...
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Litemare
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| 29 May 2014 07:32 PM |
"Now when we say tiny, are we talking about relatively tiny or..."
litemare is over a foot taller than her |
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| 29 May 2014 07:34 PM |
i played dungeons and dragons as the only girl in the group
my character got married to two people was traded for apparently luck or something became a member of hooters and apparently was in bed with every single character ( according to them)
i never played again
ѕмιℓєѕ, ωнєη ѕα∂ηєѕѕ ιηтяυ∂єѕ - ιт ιѕ му gιƒт тσ уσυ. (Add 15339 to my postcount ) |
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| 29 May 2014 07:46 PM |
"litemare is over a foot taller than her"
Hot.
Unless Litemare suffers from dwarfism and the cat girl is a child.
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Litemare
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| 29 May 2014 07:47 PM |
"Hot.
Unless Litemare suffers from dwarfism and the cat girl is a child."
naa she's like a year or two older than litemare |
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