BasedFox
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| 25 May 2014 11:05 PM |
Quoted from a specific article:
"- Garden & Gun Magazine.
- Dignity.
- Nuclear weapons.
- Not afraid to tell you what’s what, straight up, no bull####, ya hear.
- Dollar bills, like adults.
- The Price is Right.
- The New York Mets.
- Guam.
- Respect.
- Some places where it doesn’t really get cold.
- Rich nerds.
- Two fists, and we’re not afraid to use ‘em.
- A government so broken it’s almost a little pretty if you hold it up against the light just right, like your weirdest ex-girlfriend’s bad modern art diorama things.
- Certainly not ####ing bags of milk, that’s what.
- Judges that aren’t forced to dress like Santa Claus.
- St. Vincent, and we’re not sharing.
- A near certain gold in men’s ice hockey at the 2014 Winter Olympics. (Ed's note: Whoops.)
- Almost uncomfortable levels of dominance in every other sport, even ones that we think about for exactly 45 minutes every year, tops.
- No remorse for that last paragraph.
- Pride.
- Hurt feelings.
- Cracker Barrel.
- A silver in Women’s Ice Hockey at the 2014 Winter Olympics
A Comprehensive List of Stuff Canada Has That the United States Does Not:
- A gold in Women’s (Update: and now maybe Men's) Ice Hockey at the 2014 Winter Olympics.
- An invitation to bite me.
- Our congratulations." |
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BMLGUY
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| 25 May 2014 11:08 PM |
More then half of these aren't true lol
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DrollBow
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| 25 May 2014 11:08 PM |
-School shootings -Terrorist attacks |
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DrollBow
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| 25 May 2014 11:12 PM |
-nuclear weapons
canada doesnt have any but can produce them quicky if they needed some |
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| 25 May 2014 11:18 PM |
It's really nice here in Vancouver, weather is great! :D
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BasedFox
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| 25 May 2014 11:51 PM |
"Quoted from a specific article:" "Quoted from a specific article:" "Quoted from a specific article:" "Quoted from a specific article:" "Quoted from a specific article:" "Quoted from a specific article:" |
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BasedFox
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| 26 May 2014 12:09 AM |
Things Canada has that the US does not:
- A crack-smoking mayor |
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| 26 May 2014 12:18 AM |
There's probably one of those in the US too, Ben.
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BasedFox
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| 26 May 2014 12:20 AM |
Well it's not advertised in other countries if so. Canada really knows how to stand out, eh? xD |
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| 26 May 2014 01:06 AM |
>Cracker Barrel.
OH DEAR GOD THIS IS THE WORST RESTAURANT ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH
Iᴛ ᴀɪɴᴛ ᴇᴀsʏ, ʙᴇɪɴɢ Cʜᴇᴇsᴇʏ. |
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NUKE169
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padam11
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| 26 May 2014 01:15 AM |
literally one city in canada that has pretty good weather?!
\ It's no surprise that ice cream cones are yummy as can be, or bacon double cheeseburgers, no one will disagree / PДDДM11 |
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| 26 May 2014 01:21 AM |
"OH DEAR GOD THIS IS THE WORST RESTAURANT ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH"
- said NO ONE EVER |
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| 26 May 2014 01:23 AM |
- said EVERYONE EVER
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| 26 May 2014 01:45 AM |
| you're the only person i've ever known that thinks cracker barrel sucks |
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| 26 May 2014 01:48 AM |
you're the only person i've ever known that thinks cracker barrel is good
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| 26 May 2014 05:33 AM |
We have Cracker Barrel cheese.
And we're proud we have no school shootings or nukes, gun magazines and other things. |
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| 26 May 2014 06:17 AM |
| Everyone loves Cracker Barrel |
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| 26 May 2014 06:22 AM |
| post this in ot, they'll love it. |
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| 26 May 2014 06:31 AM |
"Pride"
Patriots Red Sox Bruins Celtics Golden Eagles Crusaders Cannons Whitecaps Soul Bandits BRING IT |
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zc23
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| 26 May 2014 06:36 AM |
| This was clearly written before the Olympics finished for Mens Hockey. |
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