jimmy2054
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| 22 May 2014 10:39 AM |
I'll try and make this short and sweet, should I confront my friend? We've been friends for 12 years, but lately he's been becoming a person I don't really want to talk to. If anybody slips up, even makes a common mistake, he'll just burst into laughter and instantly start making fun of them and saying things like "OMG U UTTER REM" He'll also make up a bunch of rubbish about them, or exhaggerate, then start mocking them about it. I always say "That never happened, m8..." but he's always like "NO I'M PRETTY SURE" as if 'pretty sure' from him when nobody else remembers it is a good enough reason to mock somebody. It's not just name calling that gets to me, it's the whole making stuff up and spreading it around to make you feel like a terrible person thing-y ma gig-y
Now then, on to my problem with all of this.
I don't really care about him doing any of this to me, I'll play along and make jokes about it. As the scene kids say, he practically destroyed any self-esteem I had months ago, trying to make it any worse isn't going to do much. I'm more worried about what it's doing to my other friends, I don't want them feeling bad about themselves too because of stuff like this. On the other hand, I don't want him to be alone because of how he's acting. Some people get their comedy from making fun of people, and everybody goes through a whole superior phase, he just happens to be a bit of both. He can be a good person, but I'm not sure confronting him will work, the way he's been recently.
IF YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME THAT THIS WAS SERIOUS I'M VERY SORRY BUT YOU HAVE NOBODY TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF. |
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| 22 May 2014 10:40 AM |
The story of the killer pickle.
I once ate a pickle in the moonlight. I started choking, and died. I was reborn as a wise owl. But I wasn't actually wise. I couldn't even graduate college. It sucked, really. So I spent my days wandering the forest until I came upon a pond. I thought this was pretty interesting. I wanted to know what this mystical, moist matter was. I stepped into it, and you guessed it, drowned. I was then, once again, reborn. This time, as an old lady with aspbergers. I don't really know how it's possible to be born as an old lady, but it happened. And also, I surprisingly already had a husband, children, and a grandchild on the way. Sadly, before my sweet, beloved grandchild was born, I committed suicide because of this neighbor I had who would always say this to me: "I will start a fire and dance in it. I will then daydream about you dying a slow, painful death as I am dying my own slow, painful death." He would always say it, and I went crazy. I killed myself, and was once again reborn. Who I was reborn as was quite unexpected. It was my grandchild. Now I've grown up to the age of 15, the age I was when I was killed by a pickle. And now I'm here to say that you, my friend, suck so badly that I wish I could do what my old neighbor said. You truly pester me, to the point that my insides have started deteriorating and I will eventually cave in on myself, and my head will spontaneously combust. |
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| 25 May 2014 01:37 AM |
The story of random nonsense.
I was walking to my friend's house when I felt a sudden wind hit me. I looked straight ahead and saw a blue box appear from nowhere. "Omg I have waited for this time for so long" I said. The door to it opened and a bunch of Daleks came out yelling "Exterminate!" |
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| 25 May 2014 01:45 AM |
Oh, another!
Once I was foruming on Off Topic, but then I saw this crappy Doctor Who post, posted by some ODer in a pharmaceutical jacket or something. It started with a cringe, and I began to cry in agony. I hated that show with all of my might, and if I were ever to run the televisions, I would never show it ever.
It doesn't even deserve the name show. It's fan base is nothing but deviantART spawns who give doctors an awful name. What makes him a doctor? That he 'travels' in a 'tardis' with Redbull? I don't think so.
Anyways, now I am getting my stomach plunged from the disgusting pool of slime I've just read. I leap to the moon in agony, that post was unbearable. |
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| 25 May 2014 01:47 AM |
"OMG U UTTER REM" "That never happened m8"
Oh, the joys of being a Britbong |
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| 25 May 2014 01:50 AM |
@PonyPlight
I thought that said "Balrog"
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guvonCP
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| 25 May 2014 01:51 AM |
Oh, another!
Once I was foruming on Off Topic, but then I saw this crappy Doctor Who post, posted by some ODer in a pharmaceutical jacket or something. It started with a cringe, and I began to cry in agony. I hated that show with all of my might, and if I were ever to run the televisions, I would never show it ever.
It doesn't even deserve the name show. It's fan base is nothing but deviantART spawns who give doctors an awful name. What makes him a doctor? That he 'travels' in a 'tardis' with Redbull? I don't think so.
Anyways, now I am getting my stomach plunged from the disgusting pool of slime I've just read. I leap to the moon in agony, that post was unbearable. [2]
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Cpbald
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