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Re: siggy contest: surreal

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PurringThunder is not online. PurringThunder
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24 May 2014 09:18 PM
Think of the strangest siggy.
Surreal; weird; dreamlike; nightmarish

The winner might just decide my new siggy.
But if I don't think any of 'em are good enough, I'm keeping this siggy.
I'll pick the winner once it gets to 2 pages.

START!


"How wonderful it is to have a voice in the world. You do not realize what you had until it is gone."
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BrandonCult is not online. BrandonCult
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24 May 2014 09:19 PM
"poop comes from mouths not butts"
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XTGNecro is not online. XTGNecro
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24 May 2014 09:19 PM
when my butt turns red the world comes to an end
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PurringThunder is not online. PurringThunder
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24 May 2014 09:20 PM
No potty jokes, dimwits.


"How wonderful it is to have a voice in the world. You do not realize what you had until it is gone."
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PowerfulSarah is not online. PowerfulSarah
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24 May 2014 09:20 PM
my steel is period red
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360Degrees is not online. 360Degrees
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24 May 2014 09:20 PM
"-smf"

best one ever.

-smf \\ Firefeind1 is banned for a day https://twitter.com/Firefiend1/status/470106546022907905/photo/1
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zacmaq is not online. zacmaq
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24 May 2014 09:20 PM
if you have aspergers, i feel bad for you, son
i've got 99 disorders but autism ain't one
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XTGNecro is not online. XTGNecro
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24 May 2014 09:20 PM
the big green goblins chase me every night
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FatherKuroi is not online. FatherKuroi
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24 May 2014 09:21 PM
The person above me is an anti theist.
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BrandonCult is not online. BrandonCult
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24 May 2014 09:22 PM
"Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.

Everything was in confusion in the Oblonskys' house. The wife had discovered that the husband was carrying on an intrigue with a French girl, who had been a governess in their family, and she had announced to her husband that she could not go on living in the same house with him. This position of affairs had now lasted three days, and not only the husband and wife themselves, but all the members of their family and household, were painfully conscious of it. Every person in the house felt that there was so sense in their living together, and that the stray people brought together by chance in any inn had more in common with one another than they, the members of the family and household of the Oblonskys. The wife did not leave her own room, the husband had not been at home for three days. The children ran wild all over the house; the English governess quarreled with the housekeeper, and wrote to a friend asking her to look out for a new situation for her; the man-cook had walked of the day before just at dinner-time; the kitchen-maid, and the coachman had given warning.

Three days after the quarrel, Prince Stepan Arkadyevitch Oblonsky--Stiva, as he was called in the fashionable world--woke up at his usual hour, that is, at eight o'clock in the morning, not in his wife's bedroom, but on the leather-covered sofa in his study. He turned over his stout, well-cared-for person on the springy sofa, as though he would sink into a long sleep again; he vigorously embraced the pillow on the other side and buried his face in it; but all at once he jumped up, sat up on the sofa, and opened his eyes.

"Yes, yes, how was it now?" he thought, going over his dream. "Now, how was it? To be sure! Alabin was giving a dinner at Darmstadt; no, not Darmstadt, but something American. Yes, but then, Darmstadt was in America. Yes, Alabin was giving a dinner on glass tables, and the tables sang, Il mio tesoro--not Il mio tesoro though, but something better, and there were some sort of little decanters on the table, and they were women, too," he remembered.

Stepan Arkadyevitch's eyes twinkled gaily, and he pondered with a smile. "Yes, it was nice, very nice. There was a great deal more that was delightful, only there's no putting it into words, or even expressing it on one's thoughts awake." And noticing a gleam of light peeping in beside one of the serge curtains, he cheerfully dropped his feet over the edge of the sofa, and felt about with them for his slippers, a present on his last birthday, worked for him by his wife on gold-colored morocco. And, as he had done every day for the last nine years, he stretched out his hand, without getting up, towards the place where his dressing-gown always hung in his bedroom. And thereupon he suddenly remembered that he was not sleeping in his wife's room, but in his study, and why: the smile vanished from his face, he knitted his brows.

"Ah, ah, ah! Oo!..." he muttered, recalling everything that had happened. And again every detail of his quarrel with his wife was present to his imagination, all the hopelessness of his position, and worst of all, his own fault.

"Yes, she won't forgive me, and she can't forgive me. And the most awful thing about it is that it's all my fault--all my fault, though I'm not to blame. That's the point of the whole situation," he reflected. "Oh, oh, oh!" he kept repeating in despair, as he remembered the acutely painful sensations caused him by this quarrel.

Most unpleasant of all was the first minute when, on coming, happy and good-humored, from the theater, with a huge pear in his hand for his wife, he had not found his wife in the drawing-room, to his surprise had not found her in the study either, and saw her at last in her bedroom with the unlucky letter that revealed everything in her hand.

She, his Dolly, forever fussing and worrying over household details, and limited in her ideas, as he considered, was sitting perfectly still with the letter in her hand, looking at him with an expression of horror, despair, and indignation.

"What's this? this?" she asked, pointing to the letter.

And at this recollection, Stepan Arkadyevitch, as is so often the case, was not so much annoyed at the fact itself as at the way in which he had met his wife's words.

There happened to him at that instant what does happen to people when they are unexpectedly caught in something very disgraceful. He did not succeed in adapting his face to the position in which he was placed towards his wife by the discovery of his fault. Instead of being hurt, denying, defending himself, begging forgiveness, instead of remaining indifferent even--anything would have been better than what he did do--his face utterly involuntarily (reflex spinal action, reflected Stepan Arkadyevitch, who was fond of physiology)--utterly involuntarily assumed its habitual, good-humored, and therefore idiotic smile.

This idiotic smile he could not forgive himself. Catching sight of that smile, Dolly shuddered as though at physical pain, broke out with her characteristic heat into a flood of cruel words, and rushed out of the room. Since then she had refused to see her husband.

"It's that idiotic smile that's to blame for it all," though Stepan Arkadyevitch.

"But what's to be done? What's to be done?" he said to himself in despair, and found no answer." - leo tolstoy, anna karenina
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PurringThunder is not online. PurringThunder
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24 May 2014 09:23 PM
@brandon
Umm
Wayyy too long for a siggy


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BrandonCult is not online. BrandonCult
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24 May 2014 09:24 PM
did u even read it
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BrandonCult is not online. BrandonCult
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24 May 2014 09:25 PM
"my favorite episode of the twilight zone is the one with lucille ball
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PowerfulSarah is not online. PowerfulSarah
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24 May 2014 09:25 PM
"Gone is it litnu dah uoy tahw ezilaer ton od uoY .dlrow eht ni eciov a evah ot si ti lufrednow woH"
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bella54666 is not online. bella54666
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24 May 2014 09:26 PM
123 hit me up if ur looking for someone ;)
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PowerfulSarah is not online. PowerfulSarah
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24 May 2014 09:26 PM
give me my turtleneck, sweety, were gonna rob some candystores.
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LolHatz is not online. LolHatz
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24 May 2014 09:26 PM
I am the world.
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XTGNecro is not online. XTGNecro
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24 May 2014 09:27 PM
GET ON THE BALL
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PurringThunder is not online. PurringThunder
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24 May 2014 09:27 PM
"did u even read it"
Yes. Nice story, but this is a siggy contest, not some story-telling club.


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AgonizingBeauty is not online. AgonizingBeauty
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24 May 2014 09:27 PM


ravioli ravioli i dont give a damnoli
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BrandonCult is not online. BrandonCult
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24 May 2014 09:31 PM
"Yes. Nice story, but this is a siggy contest, not some story-telling club."

lol that book is 187 chapters
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Flunken is not online. Flunken
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24 May 2014 09:32 PM
make up your own siggy instead of asking us you unoriginal dirtbag


endings
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BrandonCult is not online. BrandonCult
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24 May 2014 09:33 PM
"make up your own siggy instead of asking us you unoriginal dirtbag"

wait what does that make me for copy and pasting the first chapter of anna karenina
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Flunken is not online. Flunken
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24 May 2014 09:33 PM
@Brandon
no you're hot and cool OP is lame and stupid


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BrandonCult is not online. BrandonCult
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24 May 2014 09:34 PM
oh ok thanks sweetie :)
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