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| 24 May 2014 07:24 PM |
you wake up in uggs, short shorts and an over-sized hoodie your hair is in a bun you look down at your hands they hold a starbucks cup filled with pumpkin spice latte you are a white girl
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a. drink the latte b. check your iPhone c. cry d. jump out of the window |
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Mythenic
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sage011
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Skellor
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| 24 May 2014 07:25 PM |
i woke up with starbucks already in my hand?
classy |
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| 24 May 2014 07:26 PM |
you jump out of the window (un)fortunately, your bedroom is on the first floor. the fall does no damage.
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a. drink the latte (it survived) b. go to the mall c. call yo girl friends mmhmm d. eat the uggs |
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| 24 May 2014 07:26 PM |
| I rip off all the trashy white girl stuff, put it all in a pile, and burn it to the ground. I then dance on the ashes. |
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| 24 May 2014 07:26 PM |
c i wanna see where this goes |
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| 24 May 2014 07:27 PM |
"I rip off all the trashy white girl stuff, put it all in a pile, and burn it to the ground. I then dance on the ashes." why am i laughing |
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| 24 May 2014 07:27 PM |
"why am i laughing"
Yay, my horrible sense of humor actually made somebody aside from myself laugh! |
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runa126
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| 24 May 2014 07:29 PM |
you drink the latte. for some reason it's still hot. it's early in the morning, no one is awake except you
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a. check your phone b. go shopping c. go to the nearest starbucks d. instagram |
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| 24 May 2014 07:30 PM |
you're very hungry and decide to go to the nearest starbucks. it's closed because what starbucks is open this early?
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a. burn the building down b. check your phone c. instagram d. eat your uggs |
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| 24 May 2014 07:32 PM |
desperate times call for desperate measures. you sit down and remove your uggs. you begin to chew them. it takes some effort but you manage to successfully eat both shoes.
you are full and now you
a. check your white iPhone b. instagram c. break into starbucks d. other (you choose but if it's stupid no) |
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| 24 May 2014 07:33 PM |
d, talk to white girl friends |
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