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| 24 May 2014 07:06 PM |
You wake up on the coast of a random place. You are now a seal. What do you do?
A) Make loud annoying noises
B) Rummage through sand
c) Swim
D) Waddle around.
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| 24 May 2014 07:10 PM |
| wow racist its because of my color isnt it |
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| 24 May 2014 07:11 PM |
A
MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN WITH MY SHADES |
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| 24 May 2014 07:13 PM |
You make loud annoying noises and another seal arrives, what do you do with it?
A) Sniff it
B) Kill it with your flippers
C) Rhape it |
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| 24 May 2014 07:13 PM |
B
MAKING MY WAY DOWN TOWN WITH MY SHADES |
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| 24 May 2014 07:16 PM |
You try, but it slaps you back and waddles away, only to be killed by a sudden orca. Now the orca is stuck on land. Wat do?
A) Waddle away
B) Say to it "Oh how the tides have turned." and waddle on top of it and poop on it
C) Make more loud and annoying noises. |
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| 24 May 2014 07:20 PM |
The loud and annoying noises attract humans, who take care of the filthy orca scum and take you. You are now in a carrier. Wat do?
A) Snuggle up in the blanket
B) Flail randomly
C) Sleep |
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| 24 May 2014 07:23 PM |
You snuggle up in the blanket and fall asleep. Three hours later, you wake up to the sound of barking and human noises. You waddle out and see you are in a zoo. What do you do now?
A) Battle the alpha seal for dominance of the pool
B) Rhape smaller seals
C) Splash filthy human scum with water. |
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| 24 May 2014 07:25 PM |
You approach the alpha seal and bark at him, he looks down at you and jumps at you, wat do?
A) Jump out of the way
B) Headbutt him
C) Flee |
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| 24 May 2014 07:28 PM |
You headbutt him, he falls to the ground, but gets up slowly, but he is weak, what do you do?
A) Claim dominance
B) Spare him
C) Climb on him and poop |
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| 24 May 2014 07:30 PM |
You climb up on the rocks, you are now dominant male, what do you do?
A) M@te with other seals
B) Eat
C) Make loud annoying noises |
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| 24 May 2014 07:33 PM |
You waddle up to a seal and m@te. After 3 hours, you have m@ted with every single seal that is female. You have proven true dominance. Suddenly, workers come in and bring you and 3 other seals somewhere. You look around and see you are on a show platform. Wat do?
A) Be confused
B) Try to escape
C) To tricks for food. |
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| 24 May 2014 07:35 PM |
You jump in the water and try to find any open paths, you can't find any. Wat do?
A) Jump out majestically like a glorious dolphin
B) Jump into crowd
C) Swim back to platform |
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| 24 May 2014 07:37 PM |
The air fills with the sound of "ooo"s and "ahh"s. You swim back up to the platform and the keeper gives you food. Now what?
A) Jump back into the water and jump into the crowd
B) Do more tricks
C) Wait for other seals to do something |
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