Assalto
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| 24 May 2014 10:10 AM |
Hello, fellow comrades of the WIJ corporation. It's a fine day today, isn't it? As many of you may have noticed, temperatures and humidity levels at Indigo II have been on the rise. A recent string of heat waves, according to our in-house weatherman, have brought an average temperature of 86 degrees Fahrenheit.
Our current BDU's are simply too heavy. As they're designed to retain body heat, they obviously possess the problem of causing overheating during the hot summer months. Former summers have been relatively cool. The recent industrialization of the islands surrounding Indigo II has had a profound effect on the environment, however, causing the planets climate to significantly heat up.
For this reason, I'm proposing a new addition to the official uniform line up: a pair of stylish, cool, yet effective short shorts (and possibly a matching short sleeved uniform). I'm willing to negotiate on the length of these short shorts, however, keep in mind that the shorter they are, the better they'll suit the increasingly arid climate at Indigo II.
Also, they're damn dapper.
If you support this sleek and streamlined uniform addition, I urge you to sing with your name below.
Have a splendid day. |
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alexto56
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Rivalize
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| 24 May 2014 10:12 AM |
Support
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innovativ
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| 24 May 2014 10:13 AM |
your writing makes me cry
that was beautiful |
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| 24 May 2014 10:14 AM |
banned from wijst
~ signed berserkturtles ~ signed veltexus, the great ottoman warlord of wijst |
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Chaarusu
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Assalto
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| 24 May 2014 10:16 AM |
| I was considering a matching wife-beater, however I figured that would be in somewhat bad taste. |
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adrien99
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tekt
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| 24 May 2014 10:26 AM |
don't forget to put my name on that ban petition for assalto, bers
also support |
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ChoongJae
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Assalto
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| 24 May 2014 10:27 AM |
| Y'all got a fine taste in style. |
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bluefredy
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| 24 May 2014 10:28 AM |
wheres the sign up paper?
Justin | bluefredy | Lrn2Fredy |
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| 24 May 2014 10:28 AM |
"Hello, fellow comrades of the WIJ corporation. It's a fine day today, isn't it? As many of you may have noticed, temperatures and humidity levels at Indigo II have been on the rise. A recent string of heat waves, according to our in-house weatherman, have brought an average temperature of 86 degrees Fahrenheit."
...You can feel heat on a game?! |
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enes130
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Assalto
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| 24 May 2014 10:31 AM |
Virtual reality will get here; eventually. |
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logman79
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| 24 May 2014 10:32 AM |
Best BS writing ever.
Support.
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Andrew680
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Assalto
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| 24 May 2014 10:38 AM |
Andrew, may I ask why you show refusal in accepting this idea? I'll gladly accept some criticism and tweaks to the design.
And you're offline. |
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agent14cp
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| 24 May 2014 10:41 AM |
I urge you to sing with your name below you said sing |
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