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| 23 May 2014 05:42 PM |
Before I start this I want to say these are all stupid bot problems in L4D1 not L4D2 in L4D2 I find the bots more smarter. P.S L4D2 SUCKS.
1. They always forget their medkits
2. They always grab an SMG never a shotgun
3. In expert mode when there is a tank they will always sit there trying to take on the tank instead of running away and then in a few seconds Bam. Your entire team is gone and its just you to take on the tank by yourself
4. Francis ALWAYS messes everything up He sets off the car alarms, He makes the boomers explode RIGHT on you
5. Instead of shooting a smoker or a hunter when they anticipated you they only just SMACK the special infected rather then shooting it
6. When a car alarm is set off by francis and there is an entire horde of zombies they just all run to the safe house leaving you behind letting you deal with the horde
7. Say your holding a gas can and then there is a smoker right? Well remember how I said they smack the smoker rather Then shoot? Turns out I was wrong they will shoot the smoker AND the gas can leaving you to die
8. Fire? They just walk into it
9. Zoey will ALWAYS take a sniper and when she doesn't want to reload she uses her weak pistols
10. When there is a witch they will ALWAYS startle it and then when another bot is down they will help the bot and then when there is a Smoker and it Smokes you they always take forever to revive the other bots so they then leave you to die.
Well im going to stop here I might even add ten more later on
What's your dumb-bot Story?
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| 23 May 2014 05:44 PM |
I was near the gas station, and I tried to shoot a Hunter about to pounce on me, when one of the bots handed me pills, so when I shot, I instead ate the pills, and the Hunter pinned me. When the bots tried to shoot the Hunter, they missed and hit the gas, and the explosion killed everybody. |
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| 23 May 2014 05:47 PM |
| Basically, bots in every game in a nutshell. |
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| 23 May 2014 05:58 PM |
"I was near the gas station, and I tried to shoot a Hunter about to pounce on me, when one of the bots handed me pills, so when I shot, I instead ate the pills, and the Hunter pinned me. When the bots tried to shoot the Hunter, they missed and hit the gas, and the explosion killed everybody."
Left 4 lol: Survive this |
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| 23 May 2014 05:59 PM |
Left 4 lol: survive this
is a parody of how stupid the bots are themselves
and yet that same thing you said appears in that parody |
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| 23 May 2014 07:07 PM |
11. They will always be behind you 1 Mile
12. Even if you are ancitipaited by a smoker or a hunter And if they see zombies they are so SLOOOOOOOW
13. In EVERY finale they will take the most OP'st defensive postitions ever if you have a good spot to kill the zombies they wont EVER follow you
14. They always will have their backs behind a boomer
15. They will NEVER shoot a smoker or even kill it unless its in a distance
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| 23 May 2014 07:48 PM |
I still find L4D2 bots idiotic. I'm playing on the carnival one (can't remember the name, darn my memory) and the tank downs me when the helicopter comes. Guess what? Rochelle comes to revive me. Gets downed. Coach comes, gets downed. Nick comes, makes us lose. STUPIDITY.
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| 23 May 2014 07:49 PM |
@Iron You're thinking of "Dark Carnival." |
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| 23 May 2014 07:52 PM |
Oh yeah.. Dark Carnival IT WAS DARK ALRIGHT
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| 23 May 2014 08:07 PM |
i was running away from a zombie horde and francis tried to heal me with a medkit
i died |
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| 23 May 2014 08:30 PM |
…………………./´¯/) ………………..,/¯../ ………………./…./ …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`•¸ ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯\ ……..(’(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’) ………\……………..’…../ ……….”…\………. _.•´ …………\…………..( …………..\………….\… Is what I say to L4D1's AI I do say that to L4D2's AI, but L4D2 isn't as bad. It's still bad.
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| 23 May 2014 10:18 PM |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PZjuaiI0_w |
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