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| 17 May 2014 10:28 AM |
Why did the jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter
What's the fastest thing in the world? A b33r truck driving through Finland What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Finland people running after it
Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"
why did sally fall of the swing she had no arms Knock knock who's there not sally what did sally get for Christmas we don't know she didn't open it yet
yo momma is so black even batman can't see her
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names." |
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| 20 May 2014 02:03 PM |
why did the chicken cross the road? Korean missiles can't reach that far!
✖-=sɴᴜɢɢʟᴇsғᴏʀᴍᴏɴᴇʏ=-✖ |
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| 21 May 2014 06:58 AM |
Whats faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon!
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
THE WORST JOKE OF THEM ALLLLLL
What is the difference between Harry P0tt3r and a jew? Harry P0tt3r escaped the chamber. |
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drbat
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| 21 May 2014 08:50 AM |
Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Don't make fun of it.
I am the Dear Leader Kim Jung Un 더 나은 내일 공산주의하십시오. 난 미국과 핵 전쟁과 같은 악마의 세계를 삭제하는 유일한 방법이 될 것을 발견했습니다. |
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| 21 May 2014 10:12 AM |
Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Don't make fun of it.
[-Ill clean your laundry!-] |
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BroBro264
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| 21 May 2014 10:13 AM |
| these "jokes" prove even more how terrible a human being you are |
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nontooth
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| 21 May 2014 10:15 AM |
| these "jokes" prove even more how terrible a human being you are |
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| 21 May 2014 10:24 AM |
"these "jokes" prove even more how terrible a human being you are"
Mkay |
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Ebenton99
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| 21 May 2014 10:38 AM |
What has two legs, and is red all over?
Half a cat |
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Ebenton99
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| 21 May 2014 10:38 AM |
| I see what u did there harp |
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BroBro264
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| 21 May 2014 10:40 AM |
| anne frankly, i did n@zi that coming harper |
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| 21 May 2014 10:53 AM |
Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today?
He had his legs amputated. He'll never ride his bike again. |
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| 21 May 2014 11:23 AM |
Harper shut up you disabled prick
I am the Dear Leader Kim Jung Un 더 나은 내일 공산주의하십시오. 난 미국과 핵 전쟁과 같은 악마의 세계를 삭제하는 유일한 방법이 될 것을 발견했습니다. |
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