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Re: The programmer's wife tells him:

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BarbieGirI is not online. BarbieGirI
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14 May 2014 02:21 PM
"Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.
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CoolioTree is not online. CoolioTree
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14 May 2014 02:27 PM
Everybody's heard of this already.

Nice namesnipe btw.
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StealthKing95 is online. StealthKing95
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14 May 2014 02:30 PM
Apparently the last character on his name is an I not an L but still nice
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Oysi is not online. Oysi
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14 May 2014 02:54 PM
By that logic, he should be coming back with 13 loaves of bread, not 12.

Or perhaps not even return at all, since he was never told to.
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EchoReaper is not online. EchoReaper
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14 May 2014 02:58 PM
Or he came back with a loaf of bread and 12 eggs. Programmers aren't programs y'know (at least not yet anyway).
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BarbieGirI is not online. BarbieGirI
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14 May 2014 03:11 PM
But he wasn't told not to return.
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Oysi is not online. Oysi
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14 May 2014 03:20 PM
"But he wasn't told not to return."

Yeah, but the joke is treating him like an extremely basic soulless program incapable of independent thought or even basic reasoning. If he doesn't understand that he should be picking up eggs when they have eggs, then how is he to understand to go back home?

In fact, the most reasonable thing for him to do (if he is to be treated like this), is for him to RUN to the store, pick up a random bread, grab 12 eggs if they have 'em, and then just stand there.
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madattak is not online. madattak
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14 May 2014 03:32 PM
Lets all analyse and deconstruct a joke!
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CoolioTree is not online. CoolioTree
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14 May 2014 03:33 PM
yay
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BarbieGirI is not online. BarbieGirI
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14 May 2014 03:37 PM
I've never had such a logical conversation.
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BarbieGirI is not online. BarbieGirI
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14 May 2014 03:38 PM
I also namesniped Kartoffeln.
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CoolioTree is not online. CoolioTree
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14 May 2014 03:43 PM
ill bash ur fookin hed in m8 i swear on me mum m8 ill bash ur fookin hed in
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BarbieGirI is not online. BarbieGirI
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14 May 2014 03:45 PM
Let's all try to remain civil.

ILL BURST YE
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BarbieGirI is not online. BarbieGirI
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14 May 2014 04:10 PM
Curveball:
The store has both free range eggs and the ones from caged chickens.
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CoolioTree is not online. CoolioTree
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14 May 2014 04:40 PM
>implying a programmer has a wife in the first place
>implying a woman fell in love with a programmer in the first place
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Oysi is not online. Oysi
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14 May 2014 04:47 PM
">implying a programmer has a wife in the first place
>implying a woman fell in love with a programmer in the first place"

Let me assure you, dear sir... Programming is not the reason you can't get ladies.
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DrMathematica is not online. DrMathematica
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14 May 2014 05:01 PM
"Programming is not the reason you can't get ladies."

I've always enjoyed your talks in the passed about your "girlfriends."
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k9rosie is not online. k9rosie
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14 May 2014 05:30 PM
The programmer would throw a NullPointerException, since she doesn't really specify what he should get a dozen of.
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TheLuaWeaver is not online. TheLuaWeaver
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14 May 2014 05:45 PM
He'd probably just throw the egg, it's close to a NullPointerException, right?
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morash is not online. morash
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14 May 2014 05:55 PM
"get a dozen"

I'm pretty sure the programmer would crash at that point since it is never specified what he should get a dozen of.
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Garnished is not online. Garnished
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14 May 2014 06:01 PM
This is an old joke.
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k9rosie is not online. k9rosie
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14 May 2014 06:10 PM
"He'd probably just throw the egg, it's close to a NullPointerException, right?"

So are you saying that the HowToBasic dude is just a guy spasming NullPointerExceptions everywhere?
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Oysi is not online. Oysi
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14 May 2014 06:14 PM
"I've always enjoyed your talks in the passed about your "girlfriends.""

Oh yeah, those. I don't talk about them anymore, sadly. Mostly because I constantly got banned and finally perma banned. I sort of learned my lesson after that. Apparently roblox mods don't like that stuff. xD
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DrMathematica is not online. DrMathematica
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14 May 2014 06:32 PM
Yes, your ego was definitely fabricating...
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Oysi is not online. Oysi
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14 May 2014 06:42 PM
Are you saying that I did not speak truthfully? Oh well, believe what you want. I'm still sitting here with the experience of it all. ;)
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