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Re: Best Yo Mama Jokes to use. [NOT IN ORDER]

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crackedfoot is not online. crackedfoot
Joined: 30 Dec 2010
Total Posts: 27
16 May 2014 05:45 PM
Your momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag
Yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out of the toilet
You're so ugly you make the second ugliest person in the world look like a super model
You're so ugly, apes want to adopt you
You're so fat you had to be baptised in Sea World
Your mother's teeth are so yellow, I cant believe it's not butter
You're so poor when I walked in your front door I fell out the back door
Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege.
You're so ugly when you were born the doctors didn't know if they should put you in a cradle or a cage
Your teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when you smile
Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff.
You're so fat when you burped you blew the world away.
When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane
Hi! I'm a human being. What are you?
You're so poor that hobos think their rich
You're so fat when you sat on the toilet it sang A B C D E F G get your fat arse off of me

Well that's all I have right now.
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TheEmperorOfTheOcean is not online. TheEmperorOfTheOcean
Joined: 26 Jul 2013
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16 May 2014 05:46 PM
wut
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OTAnnaofArendelle is not online. OTAnnaofArendelle
Joined: 17 Apr 2014
Total Posts: 361
16 May 2014 05:46 PM
*and
yo momma so fat that she farted antifreeze
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scattercannon is not online. scattercannon
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16 May 2014 05:46 PM
8th one made me smile

[XenosArKade123: add 1.009k | IT'S NIKITA OR NEVER | L#D Spotter of OT]
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crackedfoot is not online. crackedfoot
Joined: 30 Dec 2010
Total Posts: 27
16 May 2014 05:49 PM
Thanks guys, I will be posting more later this week if I have time.
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