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| 16 May 2014 05:45 PM |
Your momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag Yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out of the toilet You're so ugly you make the second ugliest person in the world look like a super model You're so ugly, apes want to adopt you You're so fat you had to be baptised in Sea World Your mother's teeth are so yellow, I cant believe it's not butter You're so poor when I walked in your front door I fell out the back door Everyone has a right to be ugly but you abuse the privilege. You're so ugly when you were born the doctors didn't know if they should put you in a cradle or a cage Your teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when you smile Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff. You're so fat when you burped you blew the world away. When your dad dropped you off at the airport they said sorry no garbage cans on the plane Hi! I'm a human being. What are you? You're so poor that hobos think their rich You're so fat when you sat on the toilet it sang A B C D E F G get your fat arse off of me
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| 16 May 2014 05:46 PM |
*and yo momma so fat that she farted antifreeze |
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| 16 May 2014 05:46 PM |
8th one made me smile
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| 16 May 2014 05:49 PM |
| Thanks guys, I will be posting more later this week if I have time. |
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