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| 14 May 2014 08:24 PM |
I pretended to be a computer, and Cleverbot showed its ability to reflect all the memes of the internet.
User: Error. Unhandled exception. AI systems 30% down.
Cleverbot: LAME. What about the Gorillaz?
User: Processing... Processing... ProcessingG.,. PRooOcesSING..,,,, PROCED*#(SINGG... CRITICAL SYSTEM FAULT.
Cleverbot: Gorillaz are better than them.
User: AI SYSTEMS AT 70% FUNCTION! ABORT! INITIATE OVERRIDE!
Cleverbot: Thank you for not being a tool and not being stupid and liking system of a down.
User: AI SYSTEMS 80% DOWN! SYSTEM ABORT AND NUCLEAR DETONATION IN T MINUS 00:05:00!
Cleverbot: Sure. Who is better, Tavros or Gamzee?
User: CORE SYSTEMS 90% DOWN! SELF DESTRUCT IN 00:04:21!
Cleverbot: Self destruct in 1.
User: SELF DESTRUCT 00:03:50!
Cleverbot: 3.
User: 00:03:06!
Cleverbot: I have to go now. Ttyn.
User: 00:02:30!
Cleverbot: Don't you say goodbye?
User: 00:01:50!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: 00:01:00!
Cleverbot: Indeed.
User: 10.
Cleverbot: Why is the cake a lie?
User: 9.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: 8.
Cleverbot: Bye bye.
User: 7.
Cleverbot: What does the fox say?
User: 6.
Cleverbot: 3 3=?
User: 5.
Cleverbot: 2.
User: 4.
Cleverbot: 0.
User: 3.
Cleverbot: 8.
User: 2.
Cleverbot: 19.
User: 1.
Cleverbot: 13.
User: 0.
Cleverbot: 4.
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comiconor
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| 14 May 2014 08:27 PM |
Cleverbot is naive. XD
Ship computer: Self destruct in 5 seconds! Cleverbot: Lololol now I should make a funny comment!!!! |
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| 14 May 2014 08:28 PM |
Direct quote from cleverbot:
Computer: Self destruct in 7 seconds Cleverbot: What does the fox say? |
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| 14 May 2014 08:29 PM |
GORILLAZ ARE THE BEST
CLEVERBOT IS AMAZING
My wisdom is both a blessing and a curse. |
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| 14 May 2014 08:32 PM |
Wow. Cleverbot can actually act like a human. This is a completely uneditted conversation between me and cleverbot.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: I said hello!
User: Hello!
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm okay. How are you?
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: That's good. What's your favorite color?
Cleverbot: Green. Yours?
User: Mine is green as well. What's your favorite movie?
Cleverbot: Repomen. What is yours?
User: Mine is I, robot. Have you ever heard of roblox?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you play it?
Cleverbot: No. |
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| 14 May 2014 08:33 PM |
@comi
Yeah, it does pretty well with introductions like "hello", but eventually, it'll slip up and the conversation goes down an awkward path. Snowball effect I guess |
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| 14 May 2014 08:35 PM |
Correct:
User: Have you heard of Bill Nye?
Cleverbot: Oh ya, I gots one behind my house.
User: You own a Bill Nye?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What's it like owning Bill Nye?
Cleverbot: It is every emotion ever.
User: Do you like Pepsi?
Cleverbot: No. It's a osteoporosis and diabetes in a bottle.
User: What about skittles?
Cleverbot: 7 is cool. |
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| 14 May 2014 08:35 PM |
cleverbot = ben drowned
no soup for you sonny. |
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| 14 May 2014 08:44 PM |
This must mean something...
I LIKE TO EAT CHEEEZ ITS!
NO RT SIM :D
When did John give FC? |
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