smorg30
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| 07 May 2014 10:03 PM |
THE TRUE BLOODY X STORY
CHAPTER I
Smorg30 and Phantom sat at the table, staring at eachother while they enjoyed the legs of Dmaster, who they have slained earlier for not putting them into their story. Phantom look up, blood ozing from his mouth. He was squinting, for the morning sun was out, and it's vibrant yellow waves shot down it's heat and light upon the pair. "Want to know what bus me?" Phantom said.
Smorg took a breath of the fresh, mountain air, and replied, inturged, "What?".
"Dmaster made a story with lots of Vets in it, but didn't include us. He said that they were the old elites, but I came second in the X~Legion Gladiators!"
"I know, and I am Smorg dark lord of kittens. I once played gladiator against a full server of 19 people, by myself, and won without tying. He should have put me in it as well."
"I know, how about we make our own murder mystery! We can be the stars of it!" Phantom said, full of spite.
"Dibs on being the killer."
"You can't do that."
"I just did."
"What part of writing together do you not understand? We need to agree on the murder."
"Fine, who?"Smorg asked.
"Me."
"Ew."
"Well, we have 2 characters in the story, and he can't decide one either."
"I can decided," Smorg said, with a slight smile. He pulled out a double shotgun from his shirt pocket and shot off Phantom's head. Blood, brain, skin, and bone flew across the table in a colorful rainbow of gore. Smorg smiled and said, "There, it is agreed. I am the killer."
THIS IS THE TRUE MURDER MYSTERY, DMASTER IS LYING TO YOU.
Who did it? Take your guesses!
Next chapter coming out in 17 years, as usually happens whenever I write things. |
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Tekki
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| 07 May 2014 10:46 PM |
| Hunter needs to be in it. I think BP did it. Lets murder him. |
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meong124
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| 07 May 2014 11:22 PM |
| Free 72 kg of black porkchop for all of us |
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