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Re: Garle's Guide To: Surviving a nuclear bomb

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garle is not online. garle
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05 May 2014 04:47 PM
Step 1: Watch the news. They should alert you if a nuke is coming.
Step 2: Watch for the EAS (Emergency Alert System). If they say it is a nuke warning, Turn up the volume and listen closely. Listen for how many minutes it will take until the bomb blasts. Act quickly no matter what the time.
Step 3: Get everything you need: Your food, Toys, Some furniature, And pets, And more.
Step 4: Pack your stuff into the car.
Step 5: If you want to live a life in another town, Get a UHAUL Van and pack your stuff in.
Step 6: If you're getting a UHAUL Van and there's more than 2 People in your family (You and someone else), Have them take cover under some furniature since UHAUL Vans dont have more than 2 seats.
Step 7: Once the bomb blasts, You have a mere 30 Minutes to get out of the area of the blast before the radiation and shockwave catches up.
Step 8: Drive as fast as you can. You want to escape quickly. Possibly accelerate to over 70 MPH.
Step 9: If you're outside suring the explosion/implosion, You're doomed. Open your mouth to prevent your eardrums from bursting. IF you cant drive, Oh well, Cya in heaven.
Step 10: Drive as far as you can. Go to another state or a far away city in your location.
Step 11: Live a new life in a different town. You're whole town is wiped the hell out.

Next Garle's guide to: Garle's Guide to: Surviving a Tornado.
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garle is not online. garle
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05 May 2014 04:49 PM
bump
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05 May 2014 04:50 PM
Thank you!
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maxpayne5576alt is not online. maxpayne5576alt
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05 May 2014 04:50 PM
tl;dr
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nameboi is not online. nameboi
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05 May 2014 04:51 PM
wtf

LOOK, MY GRANDFATHER WAS A PROUD GOATMAN, MY FATHER WAS A PROUD GOATMAN, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO HURT MY GOATMAN FEELINGS
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LegendarySandwhich is not online. LegendarySandwhich
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05 May 2014 04:51 PM
Garle, i hope you realise the chances of surviving a nuke is the same as the L2D x3

A deadly beaver attacked my leg and gave me cancer
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05 May 2014 04:51 PM
Step 12: kill the person who farted
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05 May 2014 04:52 PM
Grammar tip: don't capitalize letters after a comma.
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05 May 2014 04:54 PM
Roblox tip: no one cares about grammar. oh im sorry i meant grammer.

A deadly beaver attacked my leg and gave me cancer
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Squiddily is not online. Squiddily
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05 May 2014 04:57 PM
im sure the nuke would hit before i accomplish any of this

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garle is not online. garle
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05 May 2014 04:59 PM
Garle's Guide to surviving a nuke is out!!
http://web.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=132815608
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05 May 2014 05:56 PM
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lemonlylemonzzz is not online. lemonlylemonzzz
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05 May 2014 05:59 PM
yeah well
what about food and nuclear fallout from the blast
and the nuclear winter following the initial explosions
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whyOmustOitObeOme is not online. whyOmustOitObeOme
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05 May 2014 06:00 PM
Fallout from the blast can stretch up to 500 miles. It's best to drive against the wind since fallout will follow the path of the wind.
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whyOmustOitObeOme is not online. whyOmustOitObeOme
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05 May 2014 06:07 PM
Also, never take highways. They are going to be packed and full of disasters. Make the smallest roads and, if your car can take it, go through dirt if necessary.
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