garle
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| 05 May 2014 04:47 PM |
Step 1: Watch the news. They should alert you if a nuke is coming. Step 2: Watch for the EAS (Emergency Alert System). If they say it is a nuke warning, Turn up the volume and listen closely. Listen for how many minutes it will take until the bomb blasts. Act quickly no matter what the time. Step 3: Get everything you need: Your food, Toys, Some furniature, And pets, And more. Step 4: Pack your stuff into the car. Step 5: If you want to live a life in another town, Get a UHAUL Van and pack your stuff in. Step 6: If you're getting a UHAUL Van and there's more than 2 People in your family (You and someone else), Have them take cover under some furniature since UHAUL Vans dont have more than 2 seats. Step 7: Once the bomb blasts, You have a mere 30 Minutes to get out of the area of the blast before the radiation and shockwave catches up. Step 8: Drive as fast as you can. You want to escape quickly. Possibly accelerate to over 70 MPH. Step 9: If you're outside suring the explosion/implosion, You're doomed. Open your mouth to prevent your eardrums from bursting. IF you cant drive, Oh well, Cya in heaven. Step 10: Drive as far as you can. Go to another state or a far away city in your location. Step 11: Live a new life in a different town. You're whole town is wiped the hell out.
Next Garle's guide to: Garle's Guide to: Surviving a Tornado. |
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garle
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| 05 May 2014 04:51 PM |
wtf
LOOK, MY GRANDFATHER WAS A PROUD GOATMAN, MY FATHER WAS A PROUD GOATMAN, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN SAY TO HURT MY GOATMAN FEELINGS |
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| 05 May 2014 04:51 PM |
Garle, i hope you realise the chances of surviving a nuke is the same as the L2D x3
A deadly beaver attacked my leg and gave me cancer |
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| 05 May 2014 04:51 PM |
| Step 12: kill the person who farted |
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| 05 May 2014 04:52 PM |
| Grammar tip: don't capitalize letters after a comma. |
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| 05 May 2014 04:54 PM |
Roblox tip: no one cares about grammar. oh im sorry i meant grammer.
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Squiddily
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| 05 May 2014 04:57 PM |
im sure the nuke would hit before i accomplish any of this
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garle
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| 05 May 2014 04:59 PM |
Garle's Guide to surviving a nuke is out!! http://web.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=132815608 |
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garle
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| 05 May 2014 05:59 PM |
yeah well what about food and nuclear fallout from the blast and the nuclear winter following the initial explosions
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| 05 May 2014 06:00 PM |
| Fallout from the blast can stretch up to 500 miles. It's best to drive against the wind since fallout will follow the path of the wind. |
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| 05 May 2014 06:07 PM |
| Also, never take highways. They are going to be packed and full of disasters. Make the smallest roads and, if your car can take it, go through dirt if necessary. |
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