zbaddude2
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| 04 May 2014 09:20 PM |
People that watch it will understand.
The Enterprise runs into a mysterious energy field of a type that it has encountered before.
The Enterprise goes to check up on a remote outpost of scientists who are all perfectly all right.
The Enterprise comes across a Garden-of-Eden like planet called Paradise, where everyone is happy all the time. However, everything is soon revealed to be exactly as it seems.
The crew of the Enterprise discovers a totally new lifeform, which later turns out to be a rather well-known old lifeform, wearing a silly hat.
The crew of the Enterprise are struck by a strange alien plague, for which the cure is found in the well stocked sick bay.
An enigmatic being composed of pure energy attempts to interface to the Enterprises computer, only to find out that it has forgotten to bring the right leads.
A power surge on the Bridge is rapidly and correctly diagnosed as a faulty capacitor by the highly-trained and competent engineering staff.
A power surge on the Bridge fails to electrocute the user of the computer panel, due to a highly sophisticated 24th century surge protection feature called a "fuse".
The Enterprise ferries an alien VIP from one place to another without serious incident.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly superior alien intelligence which does not put them on trial.
The Enterprise separates as soon as there is any danger.
The Enterprise gets involved in an enigmatic, strange, dangerous situation,and there are no pesky aliens they can blame it on in the end.
The Enterprise is captured by a vastly inferior alien intelligence which they easily pacify with candy.
The Enterprise is involved in a bizarre time-warp phenomenon, which is in no way connected with the 20th century.
Somebody takes out a shuttle and it doesn't explode or crash.
A major Starfleet emergency breaks out near the Enterprise, and some other ships in the area are able to deal with it to everyone's satisfaction.
The shields of the Enterprise stay up during battle.
The Enterprise visits the Klingon Home World on a bright, sunny day.
An attempt at undermining the Klingon-Federation alliance is discovered without anyone noting that such an attempt, if successful, "would represent a fundamental shift in power throughout the quadrant."
A major character spends the entire episode in the Holodeck without a single malfunction trapping him/her there.
Picard hears the door chime and doesn't bother to say "Come."
Picard doesn't answer a suggestion with "Make it so!"
Counsellor Troi states something other that the blindingly obvious.
Mood rings come back in style, jeopardizing Counselor Troi's position.
When Worf tells the bridge officers that something is entering visual range no one says "On screen."
Worf actually gives another vessel more that 2 seconds to respond to the Enterprise's hails.
Wesley Crusher gets beaten up by his classmates, and consequently has a go at making some friends of his own age for a change.
The warp engines start acting up a bit, but then seems to sort themselves out after a while without any intervention from boy genius Wesley Crusher.
Kirk (or Riker) falls in love with a woman on a planet he visits, and isn't tragically separated from her at the end of the episode. [or even: Kirk (or Riker) meets an attractive woman and does not fall in love with her.]
An unknown ensign beams down as part of an away team and lives to tell the tale.
Spock (or Data) is fired from his high-ranking position for no being able to understand the most basic nuances of about one in three sentences that anyone says to him.
Kirk's hair remaining consistent for more that 1 consecutive episode.
Kirk gets into a fistfight and doesn't rip his shirt. (Or even, Kirk doesn't get into a fistfight!)
Kirk doesn't end up kissing the troubled guest-female before she doesn't sacrifice herself for him.
Scotty doesn't mention the laws of physics.
Spock isn't the only crew member not affected by new weapon/attack by alien race due to his "darn green blood" or "bizarre Vulcan physiology" and thus cannot save the day.
The episode ends without Bones & Kirk laughing at Spock's inability to understand the joke, and he doesn't raise his eyebrow.
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| 04 May 2014 09:20 PM |
| may the fourth be with you |
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| 04 May 2014 09:22 PM |
| So, I saw mention of Star Wars and Star Trek so I'm going to add Firefly to this. |
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zbaddude2
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| 04 May 2014 09:23 PM |
| Is anyone even reading the post? |
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| 04 May 2014 09:24 PM |
"Is anyone even reading the post?:
I actually did, you failed to mention red shirts. |
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| 04 May 2014 09:25 PM |
crew with red shirts don't die
And that's why I blew up Christmas Island. |
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zbaddude2
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| 04 May 2014 09:25 PM |
| Sadly though i did not come up with this. |
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| 04 May 2014 09:26 PM |
I want to argue about Star Wars Vs. Star Trek now so bad, but I can`t because I don`t want to start a flame war. Also, you forgot this one.
-A minor character in a red shirt lives. |
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| 04 May 2014 09:28 PM |
| I can actually argue without raging but in a decent and mature manor. So buy all means you may start one(I prefer star trek BTW). |
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