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| 30 Apr 2014 03:41 PM |
CYOA = Choose Your Own Adventure.
Ladies, *ahem* and gentlemen, turn the lights down low and shut up as I wrap you in the warm cozy blanket of a sto- oh, it seems this book's empty! Looks like we'll write our own!
Once, there was a Robloxian. That's all I can think of. I can't even think of a name for the guy! Do any of you have a name for him?
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drpece231
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:42 PM |
"just buckle them babies nice and tight" Oh god |
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:45 PM |
Noob McNoobyson? Hey, that might work! Noob McNoobyson was just your ordinary little Robloxian, only he didn't have any clothes and was awfully naked. However, that didn't stop him from climbing aboard a boat with his friend, Hatty Hattington. Unlike Noob McNoobyson, Hatty had a square head and wore a fancy suit! But two fellows taking a perfectly fine boat trip out to sea isn't as perfect as I said it was, children... and so, a disaster happened! But what kind of disaster went down?
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:47 PM |
Come on, now, don't be afraid...
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:50 PM |
Well, I can't blame you for giving up. Choices are a scary thing! Most people who have to choose things poop themselves and die, in that order!
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:52 PM |
"Unlike Noob McNoobyson, Hatty had a square head and wore a fancy suit!" Hatty Hattington does not wear any hats nor does he have a head suitable for headwear.
Also cthulhu. |
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:52 PM |
Yeah, this is totally interesting, just sitting around, hearing nobody give any ideas as to what happens in the story... It's like I'm back at the theater!
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:55 PM |
Cthulhu rose up from the oceans, plucking Noob McNoobyson right out of the boat! And then... he ATE him! However, he didn't really taste that good, so Cthulhu spat him out into the ocean and tried again with Hatty! Noob, fortunately, made it to a shore, with Hatty a couple of minutes behind him! The island they washed up upon was a spooky place, and Noob was having trouble deciding what to do! So, what did he finally settle on doing? You decide!
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:55 PM |
Team Flare happened. THAT IS ALL.
|If you don't like heat, then why is your TV on fire? / suddenly, darkrais| |
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:56 PM |
(oh look a late post that's fun right)
|If you don't like heat, then why is your TV on fire? / suddenly, darkrais| |
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:57 PM |
@Oval: I would do something with that, but I forgot what Team Flare was.
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:58 PM |
too hot for yog shothoth ha ha
cower next to hatty and tremble in fear at the miserable and creepy atmosphere |
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| 30 Apr 2014 03:58 PM |
Anyway, Nooby got an AK-47 out of nowhere and then things happened.
|If you don't like heat, then why is your TV on fire? / suddenly, darkrais| |
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:02 PM |
Noob clutched onto Hatty and trembled, but his friend of friends was determined to help him get over his fear! He pulled an AK-47 out of his pants and handed it over to Noob! Then, things happened! There were shooty things that went pewpewpewPEWPEWPEW and sharp stuff like shing shing, shingy-shing shing and bombs and explosions and rockets that went bangbangbangBANGBANGBANGBANG! It was a madhouse of destruction! Bullets were exchanged, fists were cuffed, and insults were hollered! Finally, at the end of it all, Noob and Hatty found themselves facing a gargantuan castle! What did they decide to do?
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:06 PM |
Noob tried to eat the castle to put it into his inventory, but his mouth was way too small, and the castle's owner was none too pleased with this! From his perch at the top of an impossibly tall tower in the castle, he launched a rocket at them! Hatty grabbed Noob by the arm and said "I think we better make like a banana and get the fu- er, heck outta here!" They ran, narrowly dodging a firey death! Noob decided that he wasn't going to try to consume any more castles. Now what was he going to do?
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:08 PM |
i said put in inventory not eat jeez nooby cant even do basic adventure game text commands say xyzzy |
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:11 PM |
Noob, all of a sudden, blurted out "XYZZY!" Hatty got confused, but had no time to be confused about that as something was happening! A giant statue rose out of the ground and bellowed "I AM THE GUARDIAN OF THIS LAND. TO RECIEVE MY ASSISTANCE IN GETTING INTO THAT CASTLE, YOU MUST FUFILL MY REQUEST! BRING ME SOMETHING RED. PREFERABLY ALIVE, BUT DEAD WORKS TOO." Noob pondered what red object he could bring to the Guardian. He and Hatty certainly didn't have anything red on them.
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:14 PM |
see, i was right hatty must give an elaborate lecture on the visible spectrum to the statue while nooby searches for red stuff preferably without wounding himself or hatty by the way |
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:15 PM |
Can't think of anything that's red? Come on, htere's lots of things that red! Fire hydrants! Fire trucks! Fire! A Tasen Commander's armor! Human blood! The Roblox logo!
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:15 PM |
>Nooby: Go on a search for a red flower or something.
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:16 PM |
ok better plan hatty exclaims that white light contains all colours, and that therefore staring directly into the sun is a very good idea if you want to get red
run past guardian |
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:16 PM |
Suddenly, you are teleported into SFOTH IV
post.exe has stopped responding |
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| 30 Apr 2014 04:17 PM |
Hatty decided to start singing the Electromagnetic Spectrum Song to the Guardian. Meanwhile, Noob got into a fight with a Tasen Commander! He succeeded in capturing him and stripped him of his armor. He brought the armor to the Guardian, who kicked Hatty and Noob into the castle! Upon entering said castle, Hatty was kidnapped by some of the castle owner's thugs! What was Noob to do without his best friend?
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