iLovinq
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| 27 Apr 2014 07:57 PM |
I sat in the backseat of a Ford F150 pickup, my mom driving and my sister sitting in shotgun talking to her "bff" on her phone. "Are we there yet?" I asked like the annoying 10 year old boy I am.
"No dipwad were like totally miles away" My 14 year old sister answered.
"We're about 43 miles away from Josie's house Parker, we'll be there in about 45 minutes" My mom answered.
"I've never been to Josie's house, what is it like?" I asked curiously.
My sister took out her headphones and turned around in her chair. "It's said, that on dark nights, at exactly 6:06 AM, that they sell unicorns"
"Wait... What?"
"Yeah, they totally have a unicorn farm, do you know how they make unicorns?"
"How...?"
She smirked. "They take 10 year old boys and shove them in a barn for a few months. Do you know what happens then?"
"N...No"
"They slowly grow horns, then... Once they are ready to sell the unicorn, they come into the barn... Guess what they do."
"What?"
"I said guess"
"Umm they let the poor boy go to live his life as a normal person??!?!?"
"Nope. They cut off their heads and shove them on horses."
"Your so lying to me."
"Maybe I am, maybe I'm not... But I'm totally not"
"Well I'm totally not gonna believe you" I was mocking her.
"I didn't tell you to believe me..." She replied.
"JUST BE QUIET!"
"What is my little brother afraid of unicorns?"
"N-N-NO!"
It turns out that we were only a few minutes away from Josie's house so Mom told Dianna to turn around. We pulled up and got out of the car, took our things inside and immediately I saw a barn, and Uncle Jeremy taking a big bag out of it... He opened up the bag, it looks like HAIR?!? He pulled something out of it and I sighed with relief, it was just hay. "I'm glad that's just hay" I said.
"It won't be in the morning." My sister said looking down on me.
It was 10:00 PM, my mom told me to go to bed so I slowly drooped upstairs, cautiously I got into my spiderman pajamas, brushed my teeth and crawled into bed. At about 11 my sister came in and got in the bed across from mine. "Make sure you watch the clock, wouldn't want to let Aunt Josie to get you and make you a unicorn"
"Would you shutup"
"Goodnight UniParker"
I ignored her, made sure my clock was so I could see it and I drifted off to sleep eventually.
Something was grabbing me, pulling me out of bed. Dragging me to a barn. "NO! NO PLEASE DON'T TURN ME INTO A UNICORN!" I screamed with fear. I was in there for months, somebody came in with an axe. They put my head on a stone, lifted the axe and then- "Wake up stupid!" I opened my eyes to see Dianna shaking me like crazy. "Whats up with you? You keep flipping mumbling unicorns in your sleep!"
"Wait... What?"
"YOU KEEP SAYING UNICORNS!"
"Oh, I'm sorry I'll be quiet."
"Good" She got back into her bed, turned over and quickly fell back to sleep. To my relief, it was 6:07 AM. |
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Dzuheron
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| 27 Apr 2014 07:59 PM |
even though it was decent OTers are gonna say it sucks because you look like an oder
Bang bang 3hunna oblock squad 300 pull up |
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drpece231
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| 27 Apr 2014 07:59 PM |
| Dont want to read,something about Reel Big Fish I think |
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iLovinq
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| 27 Apr 2014 08:01 PM |
| ... You can't look like an ODer, you can act like one. |
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drpece231
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| 27 Apr 2014 08:04 PM |
| Awesome story, Izzy! c: This should be made into a novel! :D |
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iLovinq
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| 27 Apr 2014 08:04 PM |
| Well I'm not an ODer so it doesn't even matter, and I wouldn't come onto your post and call you an ODer, so how about you just read my story and tell me what you think of it because I worked hard on it. |
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drpece231
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| 27 Apr 2014 08:07 PM |
": This should be made into a novel! " Oh god no |
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iLovinq
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| 27 Apr 2014 08:08 PM |
| this should be made into a twilight novel |
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Cypraid
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| 27 Apr 2014 08:13 PM |
this is terrible if this story was a person i would hang that person on a barbed wire noose from a burning tree -10/10
ruining the integrity of battle since 1452 |
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| 27 Apr 2014 08:14 PM |
| This was cool! Please post more! |
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iLovinq
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| 27 Apr 2014 08:18 PM |
| Thanks for all the comments I will write more I promise. I hope most of you enjoyed it. |
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iLovinq
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| 28 Apr 2014 04:13 PM |
| Babe? Don't think so and thanks. |
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| 28 Apr 2014 04:14 PM |
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iLovinq
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| 28 Apr 2014 05:42 PM |
Okay everybody who liked this please check out my series:
The Adventures of Mystique and Andra.
http://www.roblox.com/Forum/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=132178760 |
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| 28 Apr 2014 05:43 PM |
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iLovinq
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| 28 Apr 2014 05:57 PM |
| Ok for some reason my post on the adventures of mystique and Andra got deleted I'll get it back up though. |
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ShoeTap
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