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Re: ok so u wanna play HARD BALLS HUH

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ottercookies is not online. ottercookies
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Total Posts: 9998
26 Mar 2014 11:53 PM
*raises my ahnds to the ceiling*

EARTH GIVE ME YOUR POWER

*a spirit bomb begins forming in my filthy muscled hands*

IF KITTY DOESNT HANG OUT WITH ME THEN I AM GONNA BLOW UP THIS STUPID EARTH
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ToxicMints is not online. ToxicMints
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26 Mar 2014 11:55 PM
WHERE'S YOUR WAR CRY
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Rushour3 is not online. Rushour3
Joined: 13 Jan 2009
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26 Mar 2014 11:55 PM
u wanna play pinecone company door with him?
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Kittynibble is not online. Kittynibble
Joined: 15 Apr 2009
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26 Mar 2014 11:56 PM
ALLS BALLS IN THE END BALLS
*eats spirit bong*
YOUR PUNY KI IS NO MATCH FOR ME
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ottercookies is not online. ottercookies
Joined: 14 Apr 2009
Total Posts: 9998
27 Mar 2014 12:01 AM
oh Chives,, this is a seirous dilemma

*flexes my entire body, and my muscles press against the fabric of my double-threaded acid-washed denim full body uniform*

*100 skeletons raise from the ground and join my skeleton army*

*my gold shipment arrives from north korea, funding the fine cuisine for my brain trust*

+ 100 political value

+ 100 army skeleton

+ 2000 muscle point

<< 3/27/14 12:00:00 sam: nice rice >>

-end turn-
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Kittynibble is not online. Kittynibble
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27 Mar 2014 12:04 AM
*drawes card*

( ゚‿ゝ゚)
puts master springsteen in attack mode
equips "plasma jock" card to master springsteen

*master springsteen decimates skeleton army with one thrust of his pelvis as i bask in the glory of my deceased foes*
*my columbia jeans slowly unthrewad themselves and begin 2 strangle u*
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Rushour3 is not online. Rushour3
Joined: 13 Jan 2009
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27 Mar 2014 12:06 AM
at the ( ゚‿ゝ゚) face i just kinda have up and was thinking "wtf is wrong with u 2"
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billnyetherobloxguy7 is not online. billnyetherobloxguy7
Joined: 31 Jul 2011
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27 Mar 2014 12:07 AM
i swear

"oh so you wanna play with my hard balls"

was the title
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Rushour3 is not online. Rushour3
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27 Mar 2014 12:09 AM
gave*
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ottercookies is not online. ottercookies
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27 Mar 2014 12:14 AM
stupid error wont let me post my next attack
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ottercookies is not online. ottercookies
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27 Mar 2014 12:15 AM
choking!sam: oh boy, this is a big bag of marbles!!! better POWER up!!!!

*smashes fists together and they turn into ghost hands.*
*my denim uniform covers my entire body, then creates a denim helmet. the denim transformation causes sam's DIPLOMACY PYRAMID to lose favor with:

- weasels
- vegans
- horse trainers
- gravel

he has gained favor with:

- gas station brand shoes
- swamp dogs
- italy

(time for 2 parts)

1/2
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untruelyfun is not online. untruelyfun
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27 Mar 2014 12:15 AM
\wow/
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Melting is not online. Melting
Joined: 27 Dec 2008
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27 Mar 2014 12:20 AM
>Italy.

I lol'd.
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ChrisIsAGummyBearYum is not online. ChrisIsAGummyBearYum
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27 Mar 2014 12:20 AM
This thread is killing me

C'mon everyone, let's take a ride in my balloon / casino!
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bioanatomy is not online. bioanatomy
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27 Mar 2014 12:21 AM
i got banned so i will continue our battle from this account, nerdbong......................
waiting 4 part 2///.....
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ottercookies is not online. ottercookies
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27 Mar 2014 12:23 AM
*turns my denim gaze to my skeleton army*

"azarath metrion zinthos!!"

*the bones all merge into a business man*

business man: "hi can i interest you in some stocks!!" *his manly scent of leather and chamomile tea singe Kittynibble's eyebrows off, making him go from a 10 to a 8.333*

*otter begins consuming the threads around his neck. he begins to regain life points and mana due to the nature of the jeans*


---end turn----
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Rushour3 is not online. Rushour3
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27 Mar 2014 12:25 AM
»singe Kittynibble's eyebrows off, making him go from a 10 to a 8.333*«

rofl
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daffychaseA is not online. daffychaseA
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27 Mar 2014 12:28 AM
hi
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Melting is not online. Melting
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27 Mar 2014 12:29 AM
Sweat pants 4 lyfe
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bioanatomy is not online. bioanatomy
Joined: 09 Feb 2014
Total Posts: 125
27 Mar 2014 12:30 AM
*wipe a sweats from my brow*
wow this is gettin....tough to chew...

*release a burst of energey and singes off columbia jeans, revealing radium infused jorts on my legs*
*bag of honey baked peanuts noticeably pokes out of the back pocket*
*fastens a baseball cap reading "big muthatrucka" on head*


u really r gonna regret chompin on my jock bro........

*unbuttons tweed oxford shirt and a biosynthetic energy core is visible on my chest, like irone mang*

"SHAM!!!!!!"*
*SHOT LASER BEAM AT OTTER HELMET*

"R U KILL"
"no"



con't
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bioanatomy is not online. bioanatomy
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27 Mar 2014 12:40 AM
*energy is running low due to the massive release of laser beam*
*takes a sip of my "Pacific Cooler Capri Sun"*†

wOW THAT IS SOME GOOD HONKIN NUTRIENT

*with newfound strength, i strap on my sketchers*
*jump*
*super kick otter in jaw*
*auto-chain into 57 hit combo*
*rip out otter's heart and let the blood drip over my jorts, just as i do my other foes*

+119 ATK!
+54 DEF!
+76 SPE!

Level up! You are now ranked level 24: Nutty Stick Ball!



†i do not represent caprei sun in any way, i just enjoy the refreshing elixir
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ottercookies is not online. ottercookies
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27 Mar 2014 01:00 AM
*laser gets absorbed by my trusty helmet, xonolous, defender of the denim*

"nice try Wingnut!!!"

*watches from the distance as the jort leader mercilessly kills my shadow denim doppelganger*

*the eviscerated body of the denim clone frays back into individual threads, then encases kittynibble in a denim cocoon*

"that should keep him on the ropes for a minute!!!" *laugs at my own joke*

*pulls out my handy dandy Samsung T-2000 flip phone and flips it open*
*the stock market is in perfect harmony, every single stock is >>>maxed out 200%<<<*

*pulls out my Facebook Occulus Rift and straps it on, then watches a 30 second ad for Peter Pan's Peanut Butter.*

Sam has received +200 farmville tokens!!

*slams the farmville tokens down on the prize counter and gets the LEGENDARY ITEM: "gummy air hockey disk"* (VERY RARE)
*raises the items together and they combine into the GODLY ITEM: "gumfusion occulus stock disk", a headset and a gummy throwing star imbued with the power of MAXIMUM DIPLOMACY and MAXIMUM STORE CREDIT for BED BATH AND BODYWORKS*

*throws the supercharged gummy air hockey disk, which slices off bioanatomy's jorts, revealing his horsehair speedo underneath*

>>Kittynibble is free from the denim snare!!<< >>Kittynibble's fans (only toxicmints haha) laugh at his rump<<

YOUR MOVE, GOOFUS
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bioanatomy is not online. bioanatomy
Joined: 09 Feb 2014
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27 Mar 2014 01:16 AM
frick...i didnt wanna have to resort to this..

*pulls from pocket the jacket ryan godling wore in "drive" and puts it on*
*my aviator shades rest on the bridge of my jewish nose as i slip a honey baked cashew into my mouth flaps*

*as the honeycomb goodness soaks into my body, i am now able to control gravity as we know it*

*takes out wallet and removes the 1.3GHz dual-core processor i had in the card pocket*
*plugs it in to the nape of my neck* (a saucy innuendo for u ladies out there :>......)

*mc hammer plays*MEGATHON
MEGATHON
MEGATHON
MEGATHON
MEGATHON
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function stop(){ //hammer time

*i make you and i float in the air as a dart towareds you*
*with my face a mere centimeters from your jock, i use my fists to play skiball with your dingdong*
*roundhouse kick into ur gut*
*my hitop sketchers and my jorts merge together at the shin* +15% DEF!

*i thrust u jibly down to the ground*
*ur hurt*
*after eating a spicy sweet chili doritos i then sonic boome towards you!*
*your gigling lovehandles are no match for my ripling muscels*

*meanwhile, thousands of miles away, a young boy named Iver is bestowed a fairly heirloom katana*

*my fist is hurtling towards you at incoherent speeds*
*it then morphs into an 18 wheeler*
"BIG TRUCKS FROM STRAIGHT DAVE'S STRAIGHT EMPORIUM"
*i connect the punche and u are left breathlessed*

k.o.
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bioanatomy is not online. bioanatomy
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27 Mar 2014 02:40 AM
idk if anyone will ever top this thread
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billnyetherobloxguy7 is not online. billnyetherobloxguy7
Joined: 31 Jul 2011
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27 Mar 2014 12:38 PM
thread of the year
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