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| 26 Mar 2014 11:53 PM |
*raises my ahnds to the ceiling*
EARTH GIVE ME YOUR POWER
*a spirit bomb begins forming in my filthy muscled hands*
IF KITTY DOESNT HANG OUT WITH ME THEN I AM GONNA BLOW UP THIS STUPID EARTH |
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| 26 Mar 2014 11:55 PM |
| u wanna play pinecone company door with him? |
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| 26 Mar 2014 11:56 PM |
ALLS BALLS IN THE END BALLS *eats spirit bong* YOUR PUNY KI IS NO MATCH FOR ME |
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:01 AM |
oh Chives,, this is a seirous dilemma
*flexes my entire body, and my muscles press against the fabric of my double-threaded acid-washed denim full body uniform*
*100 skeletons raise from the ground and join my skeleton army*
*my gold shipment arrives from north korea, funding the fine cuisine for my brain trust*
+ 100 political value
+ 100 army skeleton
+ 2000 muscle point
<< 3/27/14 12:00:00 sam: nice rice >>
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:04 AM |
*drawes card*
( ゚‿ゝ゚) puts master springsteen in attack mode equips "plasma jock" card to master springsteen
*master springsteen decimates skeleton army with one thrust of his pelvis as i bask in the glory of my deceased foes* *my columbia jeans slowly unthrewad themselves and begin 2 strangle u* |
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:06 AM |
| at the ( ゚‿ゝ゚) face i just kinda have up and was thinking "wtf is wrong with u 2" |
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:07 AM |
i swear
"oh so you wanna play with my hard balls"
was the title |
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:14 AM |
| stupid error wont let me post my next attack |
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:15 AM |
choking!sam: oh boy, this is a big bag of marbles!!! better POWER up!!!!
*smashes fists together and they turn into ghost hands.* *my denim uniform covers my entire body, then creates a denim helmet. the denim transformation causes sam's DIPLOMACY PYRAMID to lose favor with:
- weasels - vegans - horse trainers - gravel
he has gained favor with:
- gas station brand shoes - swamp dogs - italy
(time for 2 parts)
1/2 |
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:20 AM |
This thread is killing me
C'mon everyone, let's take a ride in my balloon / casino! |
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:21 AM |
i got banned so i will continue our battle from this account, nerdbong...................... waiting 4 part 2///..... |
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:23 AM |
*turns my denim gaze to my skeleton army*
"azarath metrion zinthos!!"
*the bones all merge into a business man*
business man: "hi can i interest you in some stocks!!" *his manly scent of leather and chamomile tea singe Kittynibble's eyebrows off, making him go from a 10 to a 8.333*
*otter begins consuming the threads around his neck. he begins to regain life points and mana due to the nature of the jeans*
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:25 AM |
»singe Kittynibble's eyebrows off, making him go from a 10 to a 8.333*«
rofl |
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:30 AM |
*wipe a sweats from my brow* wow this is gettin....tough to chew...
*release a burst of energey and singes off columbia jeans, revealing radium infused jorts on my legs* *bag of honey baked peanuts noticeably pokes out of the back pocket* *fastens a baseball cap reading "big muthatrucka" on head*
u really r gonna regret chompin on my jock bro........
*unbuttons tweed oxford shirt and a biosynthetic energy core is visible on my chest, like irone mang*
"SHAM!!!!!!"* *SHOT LASER BEAM AT OTTER HELMET*
"R U KILL" "no"
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| 27 Mar 2014 12:40 AM |
*energy is running low due to the massive release of laser beam* *takes a sip of my "Pacific Cooler Capri Sun"*†
wOW THAT IS SOME GOOD HONKIN NUTRIENT
*with newfound strength, i strap on my sketchers* *jump* *super kick otter in jaw* *auto-chain into 57 hit combo* *rip out otter's heart and let the blood drip over my jorts, just as i do my other foes*
+119 ATK! +54 DEF! +76 SPE!
Level up! You are now ranked level 24: Nutty Stick Ball!
†i do not represent caprei sun in any way, i just enjoy the refreshing elixir |
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| 27 Mar 2014 01:00 AM |
*laser gets absorbed by my trusty helmet, xonolous, defender of the denim*
"nice try Wingnut!!!"
*watches from the distance as the jort leader mercilessly kills my shadow denim doppelganger*
*the eviscerated body of the denim clone frays back into individual threads, then encases kittynibble in a denim cocoon*
"that should keep him on the ropes for a minute!!!" *laugs at my own joke*
*pulls out my handy dandy Samsung T-2000 flip phone and flips it open* *the stock market is in perfect harmony, every single stock is >>>maxed out 200%<<<*
*pulls out my Facebook Occulus Rift and straps it on, then watches a 30 second ad for Peter Pan's Peanut Butter.*
Sam has received +200 farmville tokens!!
*slams the farmville tokens down on the prize counter and gets the LEGENDARY ITEM: "gummy air hockey disk"* (VERY RARE) *raises the items together and they combine into the GODLY ITEM: "gumfusion occulus stock disk", a headset and a gummy throwing star imbued with the power of MAXIMUM DIPLOMACY and MAXIMUM STORE CREDIT for BED BATH AND BODYWORKS*
*throws the supercharged gummy air hockey disk, which slices off bioanatomy's jorts, revealing his horsehair speedo underneath*
>>Kittynibble is free from the denim snare!!<< >>Kittynibble's fans (only toxicmints haha) laugh at his rump<<
YOUR MOVE, GOOFUS |
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| 27 Mar 2014 01:16 AM |
frick...i didnt wanna have to resort to this..
*pulls from pocket the jacket ryan godling wore in "drive" and puts it on* *my aviator shades rest on the bridge of my jewish nose as i slip a honey baked cashew into my mouth flaps*
*as the honeycomb goodness soaks into my body, i am now able to control gravity as we know it*
*takes out wallet and removes the 1.3GHz dual-core processor i had in the card pocket* *plugs it in to the nape of my neck* (a saucy innuendo for u ladies out there :>......)
*mc hammer plays*MEGATHON MEGATHON MEGATHON MEGATHON MEGATHON CRect rectUm; // darn near killed'em function stop(){ //hammer time
*i make you and i float in the air as a dart towareds you* *with my face a mere centimeters from your jock, i use my fists to play skiball with your dingdong* *roundhouse kick into ur gut* *my hitop sketchers and my jorts merge together at the shin* +15% DEF!
*i thrust u jibly down to the ground* *ur hurt* *after eating a spicy sweet chili doritos i then sonic boome towards you!* *your gigling lovehandles are no match for my ripling muscels*
*meanwhile, thousands of miles away, a young boy named Iver is bestowed a fairly heirloom katana*
*my fist is hurtling towards you at incoherent speeds* *it then morphs into an 18 wheeler* "BIG TRUCKS FROM STRAIGHT DAVE'S STRAIGHT EMPORIUM" *i connect the punche and u are left breathlessed*
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| 27 Mar 2014 02:40 AM |
| idk if anyone will ever top this thread |
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