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| 27 Apr 2014 04:43 PM |
If your team is eliminated from the Stanley Cup Playoffs, you drown like the Titanic - win the cup to get the lifeboat and live another season.
*Began ugly roleplay* *Boat strikes your mother, major flooding begins*
Tampa Bay fans were found all the way in the poop deck, and they have sadly died. Blues' fans -- water is up to your head. Canadiens fans have escaped to the 2nd floor.
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:44 PM |
What if your team didn't make the playoffs?
BTW I'm a Bruins fan.
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:44 PM |
bruins got to second floor wings sank |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:44 PM |
| "*Boat strikes your mother, major flooding begins*" |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:44 PM |
Canucks didnt make playoffs ;(
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:45 PM |
| Kings are running down the hall |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:45 PM |
| Rangers will win Tuesday. k |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:45 PM |
Seriously though, what about non-playoff teams?
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:45 PM |
Yeah sorry - Red Wings were found in the next room. They were discovered yesterday.
If your team failed to make the postseason, you died during the North American War of 2014 - which is what all of these teams are trying to get away from. They are trying to sail to Africa.
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:45 PM |
| they weren't welcomed on the ship |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:46 PM |
@ithe: I am making a playoff couch for that. |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:46 PM |
Bruins fans are up there with the Canadiens fans and are safe for a good length of time, but not forever.
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:46 PM |
Non-playoff teams are on the
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:47 PM |
| The Kings are crawling on the stairs |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:48 PM |
"If your team failed to make the postseason, you died during the North American War of 2014 - which is what all of these teams are trying to get away from. They are trying to sail to Africa."
Sorry - you were already blown up by nukes.
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:48 PM |
Yeah, there is no couch. Its already been destroyed.
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:48 PM |
r.i.p canucks
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:52 PM |
safe on the second floor: boston and montreal on the last step to the second floor: chicago walking up the stairs to the second floor: colorado, pittsburgh, anaheim, new york on the stairs, but slipping away: san jose coming back from the bottom: los angeles about to drown: minnesota, dallas, st louis, columbus, philadelphia confirmed dead: detroit, tampa bay |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:53 PM |
safe on the second floor: boston, chicago, montreal on the last step to the second floor: walking up the stairs to the second floor: colorado, pittsburgh, anaheim, new york on the stairs, but slipping away: san jose coming back from the bottom: los angeles about to drown: minnesota, dallas, columbus, philadelphia confirmed dead: detroit, tampa bay, st louis |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:53 PM |
St. Louis finally confirmed dead.
Chicago on second floor |
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:53 PM |
This just in: Fans wear S t. Louis Blues' jerseys have been found lifeless on the bottom floor of the boat. They are all confirmed dead. On the bright side, Chicago escapes to the second floor with Montreal and Boston.
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| 27 Apr 2014 04:54 PM |
After the Blackhawks took a 5-1 lead, the door was locked on the Blues as the water rose to the ceiling. The Blues pounded and pounded on the door, butcouldn't make it.
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