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| 26 Apr 2014 09:05 PM |
I should of put a little disclaimer, I put people in here based on how they act on the SF. If you feel offended then change how you act ok?, we understand this? ok good.
Now on with the chapter a ton of you have been dying for.
======================================== (At the airport once mop arrived, it just happened to be right when the whole Dallas Stars roster was arriving as well. They were just coming back from their game against Columbus in the Stanley Cup Finals, being quickly swept 4-0 to the Jackets'. There was a man who went by the name of Ddude in the long line of fans. He was screaming in quite a feminine tone and it stood out to mop.)
Mop: woah man what's wrong with you.
Ddude: OMG I LOVE U BRENDAN DILLON OMG PLEASE MAKE LOVE TO ME!!!
Ddude's g-ef: You're such a creep about that guy, you need some major fixing.
Ddude: SHUT UP, I'M PASSIONATE ABOUT THIS TEAM. YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE SUCH A HARD AND PASSIONATE FAN. ESPECIALLY SINCE I WANT TO WORK FOR THIS ORGANIZATION WHEN I GROW TO BE A BIG PERFECT BOY THAT MY MOMMY SAYS I'LL BE.
Mop: ddude chill man...just roll one and boom ur flying into space man
Ddude: YOU SHUT UP TO U CRACK SMOKING DIM WIT, I'M MUCH HIGHER THAN YOUR PATHETIC IQ. I'M DONE WITH BOTH OF YOU. NEITHER OF YOU UNDERSTAND ME.
-Ddude storms off-
Ddude's g-ef: What a freak..I swear I'm ending it with him.
Mop: So like, why don't u let me cook u some pasta and maybe we can get a little funky. what do u say to that?
Ddude's g-ef: Sure! =)
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You don't need to know what happens next. Just know that things were very intense and emotional. That's pretty much the rest of his day right there.
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*Day 2*
(Mop is driving down the roads of Houston, going through there he drove by BBVA Compass Stadium. He saw people entering the building figured he should go to the Dynamo game too! Despite his distaste for soccer he wanted to have fun!.)
*Mop is talking to some stranger while walking to his seat*
Mop: I'm telling you man, pizza is the best hands down no take back whatsoever.
Stranger: I think you're SOOOO wrong, DEFINITELY BURGERS FROM BURGER KING ARE THE BEST
Mop: Man you're just going insane dude, what's ur name anyways man?
Stranger: Bommer!
Mop: Man! I remember you! You're the chub- never mind
Bommer: It's ok, I was chubby now I'm ripped
*bommer lifted up his shirt and had clearly written sharpie six-pack going on his saggy beeeeeeeeer belly*
Mop: yeah man! ur ripped!!!
(Two rows down two other people were arguing. Mop and Bommer decided to listen in to their conversation.)
Person 1: I don't think you understand rune. The Dynamo are CLEARLY a strong resemblance of Texas Highways and hot women.
Rune: Sir, are you implying someone like Brian Ching is hot?
Sir: NO NO NO I'm saying they-
Rune: Shut up, this is why I need to stop associating with people I met on ROB LOX. You all are just weird kids with nothing better to do than beat off with each other.
Sir: You're just jealous I had a better comparison than you! HAHAHAH LOZR
Rune: This should be enough reason for me to kill you and not be guilty.
Sir: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH U SUCK
*Rune socked sir in the face, no one cared. Instead everyone simply laughed at him crying on the ground.*
Sir: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS
Rune: This is why I bang more chicks than you.
Sir: GO...GO UH...GO STOP BEING SUCH A STUPID HIGHWAY HATER WHY DON'T YOU?!
*Mop calmly grabbed bommer and threw him at the two people*
Mop: Woah rune, we run into each other again man! What's up!?
Rune: The sky.
Sir & Bommer: HAHAHAHAH GET IT? THE SKY LOL HAHAHAH GOOD ONE RUNE
Rune: Shut up you immature brats, off with your two ugly selves.
Mop: Man we all gotta chill tomorrow, lets do it.
Sir: LOL RUNE WON'T CAUSE HE'S A...HIGGGGGGGGGGHWAY HATER LOL!
*Bommer chuckles like a fat kid in a candy shop*
Rune: I have nothing better to do for another week. I don't see why not, we keep running into each other anyways.
Sir: LOL RUNE LOVES MOP HAHAHHA HE'S A FGT LOL
*Bommer chuckles like a fat kid in a candy shop again* =======================================================
(After the game they all went home with the plans to hangout the following day. What happens could go good or bad. But when it's mop, unless it's talking about Texas 24/7, nothing is bad in his eyes!)
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tgross25
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| 26 Apr 2014 09:06 PM |
| u know, i could care less since i don't even follow the team. |
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tgross25
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TinTyn
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| 26 Apr 2014 09:07 PM |
have i ever been in one of these cause i haven't read them
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| 26 Apr 2014 09:28 PM |
| > no fapple in northern canada where mop freezes to deth and suks a polr bers d |
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| 26 Apr 2014 09:30 PM |
*Bommer chuckles like a fat kid in a candy shop again*
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UglyMoose
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| 26 Apr 2014 09:32 PM |
"You don't need to know what happens next. Just know that things were very intense and emotional. That's pretty much the rest of his day right there."
So what you're saying is that they drank tea and had a Disney movie marathon.
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| 26 Apr 2014 09:34 PM |
| Yeah sens. They had maple bars but ddudes g-ef was allergic and died and mop burried body in her car |
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UglyMoose
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| 26 Apr 2014 09:41 PM |
| Srry for spoiling that moment |
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| 26 Apr 2014 10:07 PM |
i don't know how to feel about this
"Isaac Sopapspdasopfdadsd" - 123yonnd ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ "i've havent been score on" - jonjames1234 |
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| 27 Apr 2014 01:20 AM |
YES, FINALLY!
"Tom I doubt at all you did nothing for what ever teams you are" -sombervilla123 |
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| 27 Apr 2014 01:27 AM |
| i couldn't remember if i was on 5 or 4 i assumed 5 till i saw the chapters thread |
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| 27 Apr 2014 03:16 AM |
LMAO
“Dᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ғᴀɪʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ! I ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ sᴇᴇ ᴀ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴏ’s ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴜᴛs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʟʟ!” |
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TinTyn
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| 27 Apr 2014 03:16 AM |
go 2 bed
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| 27 Apr 2014 03:18 AM |
ur not my momma/daddy/brother/sister/aunt/cousin/pet/or FRIEND
so back off......
“Dᴏɴ’ᴛ ᴄᴀʟʟ ғᴏʀ ᴀ ғᴀɪʀ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ! I ᴡᴀɴɴᴀ sᴇᴇ ᴀ ɢᴜʏ ᴡʜᴏ’s ɢᴏᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴜᴛs ᴛᴏ ʀᴇᴛᴜʀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʟʟ!” |
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| 27 Apr 2014 03:19 AM |
no./:LKj../
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PhilCoke
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| 27 Apr 2014 05:41 PM |
| I need to be in one of these. Somehow. |
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