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Re: Roblox is love, Roblox is life

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EphemeralWin is not online. EphemeralWin
Joined: 17 Apr 2014
Total Posts: 851
22 Apr 2014 10:18 PM
Credit for this goes to Cod4Sniper and whoever made Shrek is Love,Shrek is life

I was only 9 years old
I loved Roblox so much, I had all the limiteds and merchandise
I pray to Roblox every night before bed, thanking it for the life I've been given
"Roblox is love" I say; "Roblox is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a fgt
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Roblox
I called him a cont
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's John
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my baseplate."
He grabs me with his powerful blocky hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for John
He penetrates my butt-hoel
It hurts so much but I do it for John
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please John
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
John looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all free now."
John leaves through my window
Roblox is love. Roblox is life.
It isn't free now. It's never free.

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LolcatsrockX3 is not online. LolcatsrockX3
Joined: 25 May 2013
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22 Apr 2014 10:19 PM
OH DEAR GOD

I'M SUFFOCATING ON AIR
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Dzuheron is not online. Dzuheron
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22 Apr 2014 10:19 PM
You got me to laugh inside, would of laughed out loud but my mom would hear me and I'd be in trouble.
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123utking is not online. 123utking
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22 Apr 2014 10:21 PM
Too funny.

"THE FUTURE IS NOW, THANKS TO SCIENCE!" -Clemont, Pokemon XY
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EphemeralWin is not online. EphemeralWin
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22 Apr 2014 10:22 PM
figured ot would enjoy this debating on weather to post on RT or not
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10010 is not online. 10010
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22 Apr 2014 10:24 PM
Can I make a YT vid based on this content?
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EphemeralWin is not online. EphemeralWin
Joined: 17 Apr 2014
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22 Apr 2014 10:25 PM
ask cod4sniper
i didnt make this i just copy and pasted
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Disilient is not online. Disilient
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22 Apr 2014 10:26 PM
this is too funny
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theblablybla is not online. theblablybla
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22 Apr 2014 10:27 PM
thanks
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