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| 22 Apr 2014 10:18 PM |
Credit for this goes to Cod4Sniper and whoever made Shrek is Love,Shrek is life
I was only 9 years old I loved Roblox so much, I had all the limiteds and merchandise I pray to Roblox every night before bed, thanking it for the life I've been given "Roblox is love" I say; "Roblox is life" My dad hears me and calls me a fgt I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Roblox I called him a cont He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep I'm crying now, and my face hurts I lay in bed and it's really cold Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me It's John I am so happy He whispers into my ear "This is my baseplate." He grabs me with his powerful blocky hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees I'm ready I spread my ass-cheeks for John He penetrates my butt-hoel It hurts so much but I do it for John I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water I push against his force I want to please John He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love My dad walks in John looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all free now." John leaves through my window Roblox is love. Roblox is life. It isn't free now. It's never free.
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| 22 Apr 2014 10:19 PM |
OH DEAR GOD
I'M SUFFOCATING ON AIR |
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Dzuheron
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| 22 Apr 2014 10:19 PM |
| You got me to laugh inside, would of laughed out loud but my mom would hear me and I'd be in trouble. |
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123utking
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| 22 Apr 2014 10:21 PM |
Too funny.
"THE FUTURE IS NOW, THANKS TO SCIENCE!" -Clemont, Pokemon XY |
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| 22 Apr 2014 10:22 PM |
| figured ot would enjoy this debating on weather to post on RT or not |
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10010
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| 22 Apr 2014 10:24 PM |
| Can I make a YT vid based on this content? |
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| 22 Apr 2014 10:25 PM |
ask cod4sniper i didnt make this i just copy and pasted |
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Disilient
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